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User Topic: SI quote thread- Vol 12
scout
♀ 3986
Member # 3986
Default  Posted: 12:15 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

~*~ The quote thread is dedicated to the funny, wise, noteworthy...and often poignant words posted by SI members. ~*~
Vol 12

Since vol 11 started off with a boob quote, why not continue that tradition.

From the Embarassing things you've done lately thread (the whole boob driving exchange was hilarious):

Well, as many here know I have a chronic pain condition. Right now the flare is causing some pretty strong pain on one side of my chest.
So, I'm toddling around the store (which my son drove me to) talking with my friend on the cell phone when she asks me if I think I might be able to go to lunch tomorrow. Since I wasn't sure that the pain would abate enough for me to be able to drive I say, at the top of my lungs it seems, "I don't know, let me see if I can drive with my right boob."
~KSA2

You know what, though...
It would be very convenient to be able to drive with your boob...think of all the multitasking you could do while whisking the kids around....
~punky

You guys don't already drive with your boobs?
Wake up people... boobs are the new hands.
~metamorphisis

Don't tell my husband that boobs are the new hands...
He'll want to start holding my hands all the time...
~punky

Prehensile boobs!
~bbee

Maybe you could start a boob driving school...
Think of all the overworked women that would love to learn this new skill...
~punky

My friend is never going to let me forget that one, let me tell you. She's called me twice to see if I got special classification on my license for it, and wondering if it would qualify for a "stupid pet trick" on the Tonight show.
~KSA2


Scout, you got sand. ~DS

Posts: 11741 | Registered: Apr 2004 | From: Solitary refinement
Threnody
♀ 1558
Member # 1558
Default  Posted: 3:56 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Vol 11 can be found at
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=220473&AP=1&HL=


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
aesir
♂ 17210
Member # 17210
Default  Posted: 10:10 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Why are we on volume 12 when volume 11 was not full yet?

Me,
just now,
on this thread.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
KSA2
♀ 9474
Member # 9474
Default  Posted: 10:12 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And now we see the true danger in driving with one's boob.

It can cause premature post-ulation.


No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon
Threnody
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Default  Posted: 10:20 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That just caused me to snarf diet Dr. Pepper, KSA. Shame on you for now putting a spew warning.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
scout
♀ 3986
Member # 3986
Default  Posted: 11:39 PM, July 29th (Tuesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

*Please note*

I have been asked by DS to start a new quote thread when the previous one reaches 200 posts. As requested, I have done this for all of the previous quote threads.

Thanks,
scout


Scout, you got sand. ~DS

Posts: 11741 | Registered: Apr 2004 | From: Solitary refinement
MovingUpward
♂ 14866
Member # 14866
Default  Posted: 7:00 AM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

DrowningInSorrow when replying to juliette's claim that BG, NoClue, and SerJR cause lots of grief for the mods.

BTW I heart the mods. Thank you for all that you give so that we can have a safe place to work through our infidelity related issues.



AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52993 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
KSA2
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Default  Posted: 12:00 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

(((scout)))

I know, sweetie, but I just couldn't resist the opening for that joke.


No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon
SerJR
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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

Well Moo, I guess we'll have to work harder and not smarter then, eh? No... wait......


Me: BH - Happily remarried.
Hope is never lost. It exists within you - it is real. It is not a force in and of itself - it is something that you create with every thought, action, and choice you make. It is a gift that you create for yourself.

Posts: 17109 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Further North than South
KSA2
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, July 30th (Wednesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hehehe... it's Cheezus...

SerJr, about the Jesus cheeto


No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So, what are we, helpless? Puppets? Nah. The big moments are gonna come, you can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Posts: 29360 | Registered: Jan 2006 | From: Mod Dungeon
HeartbrokeHope32
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Default  Posted: 3:46 PM, July 31st (Thursday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am not a mushroom, so stop treating me like one.
Stop keeping me in the dark and throwing bullshit on me every now and again

-neverendinghurt


me-29
him-28
Dday-11/07/07
"What lies behind us, and what lies
before us are small matters
compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Posts: 4179 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: NH
unicornsearcher
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Cool  Posted: 1:30 AM, August 1st (Friday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=247436

philly172

Healing includes regression as well as progression.


11/02 Busted WH 4+ cheating yrs, 11/06 Busted [Month Long Lustfest]. 2/1/08 admits false version of betrayals, so no full disclosure / "whole truth" yet. '09 Together, great work in progress. '12 Still gladly united.

Posts: 14209 | Registered: Jan 2003 | From: Calif
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 5:04 PM, August 1st (Friday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Waffles help everything

HeavyE with one of the great truths of life


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37610 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 2:32 PM, August 4th (Monday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Any man who considers himself a "stud" at any age should also consider himself an "asshole" at the same time

Defiance in the thread about middle age "studs"


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37610 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
wifehad5
♂ 15162
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Default  Posted: 5:37 PM, August 4th (Monday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Who are you to decide what kind of wife he deserves? HE decides. He HAS decided, and his decision is YOU.

Fallen to a poster who felt her H deserved more. Very profound


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37610 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
wifehad5
♂ 15162
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Default  Posted: 9:55 AM, August 6th (Wednesday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

When you have relationships with fucked up people, they have an annoying tendency to do fucked up things that negatively impact your well-being

Great quote from wincing_at_light


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37610 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
Heartless Bytchh
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Default  Posted: 2:21 PM, August 7th (Thursday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well, its because the memory of you and your cumguzzling skankenwhore dry humping each other on the dance floor at the local bar ON MY BIRTHDAY, OUR ANNIVERSARY makes me want to lock you in the shed with a blunt and rusty knife and your dick superglued FIRMLY into the vice.

I would then like to set fire to said garden-shed.

sammie on You're an asshole thread.
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=248385

Kind of like a do-it-yourself Bobbetizer.


Woodchipper pretty much trumps everything.-Rufus Turner
Sometimes I feel like SI is that person who says... "if you can't say anything nice... come sit by me!"-rumorhasit

Posts: 6063 | Registered: Oct 2006 | From: Another day in Paradise
Threnody
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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, August 7th (Thursday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

just a tip, do NOT google 'glitter butt'.

Words of wisdom from the sagacious NewAttitude.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 8:36 PM, August 7th (Thursday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

And boy do I wish I had listened



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

Posts: 45273 | Registered: Sep 2006
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 10:04 PM, August 7th (Thursday), 2008View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This movie sucked harder than a purple dyson that's been turbo charged. There isn't time in the world to say enough bad things about this movie.

KSA2's review of the Mummy 3


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


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