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scout posted 7/29/2008 12:15 PM

~*~ The quote thread is dedicated to the funny, wise, noteworthy...and often poignant words posted by SI members. ~*~
Vol 12

Since vol 11 started off with a boob quote, why not continue that tradition.

From the Embarassing things you've done lately thread (the whole boob driving exchange was hilarious):

Well, as many here know I have a chronic pain condition. Right now the flare is causing some pretty strong pain on one side of my chest.
So, I'm toddling around the store (which my son drove me to) talking with my friend on the cell phone when she asks me if I think I might be able to go to lunch tomorrow. Since I wasn't sure that the pain would abate enough for me to be able to drive I say, at the top of my lungs it seems, "I don't know, let me see if I can drive with my right boob."
~KSA2

You know what, though...
It would be very convenient to be able to drive with your boob...think of all the multitasking you could do while whisking the kids around....
~punky

You guys don't already drive with your boobs?
Wake up people... boobs are the new hands.
~metamorphisis

Don't tell my husband that boobs are the new hands...
He'll want to start holding my hands all the time...
~punky

Prehensile boobs!
~bbee

Maybe you could start a boob driving school...
Think of all the overworked women that would love to learn this new skill...
~punky

My friend is never going to let me forget that one, let me tell you. She's called me twice to see if I got special classification on my license for it, and wondering if it would qualify for a "stupid pet trick" on the Tonight show.
~KSA2

Threnody posted 7/29/2008 15:56 PM

Vol 11 can be found at
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=220473&AP=1&HL=

aesir posted 7/29/2008 22:10 PM

Why are we on volume 12 when volume 11 was not full yet?

Me,
just now,
on this thread.

KSA2 posted 7/29/2008 22:12 PM

And now we see the true danger in driving with one's boob.

It can cause premature post-ulation.

Threnody posted 7/29/2008 22:20 PM

That just caused me to snarf diet Dr. Pepper, KSA. Shame on you for now putting a spew warning.

scout posted 7/29/2008 23:39 PM

*Please note*

I have been asked by DS to start a new quote thread when the previous one reaches 200 posts. As requested, I have done this for all of the previous quote threads.

Thanks,
scout

MovingUpward posted 7/30/2008 07:00 AM

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

DrowningInSorrow when replying to juliette's claim that BG, NoClue, and SerJR cause lots of grief for the mods.

BTW I heart the mods. Thank you for all that you give so that we can have a safe place to work through our infidelity related issues.


KSA2 posted 7/30/2008 12:00 PM

(((scout)))

I know, sweetie, but I just couldn't resist the opening for that joke.

SerJR posted 7/30/2008 12:03 PM

noclue, ser and BG... are but gnats in comparison juliette... don't worry

Well Moo, I guess we'll have to work harder and not smarter then, eh? No... wait......

KSA2 posted 7/30/2008 21:34 PM

Hehehe... it's Cheezus...

SerJr, about the Jesus cheeto

HeartbrokeHope32 posted 7/31/2008 15:46 PM

I am not a mushroom, so stop treating me like one.
Stop keeping me in the dark and throwing bullshit on me every now and again

-neverendinghurt

unicornsearcher posted 8/1/2008 01:30 AM

http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=247436

philly172

Healing includes regression as well as progression.

wifehad5 posted 8/1/2008 17:04 PM

Waffles help everything

HeavyE with one of the great truths of life

wifehad5 posted 8/4/2008 14:32 PM

Any man who considers himself a "stud" at any age should also consider himself an "asshole" at the same time

Defiance in the thread about middle age "studs"

wifehad5 posted 8/4/2008 17:37 PM

Who are you to decide what kind of wife he deserves? HE decides. He HAS decided, and his decision is YOU.

Fallen to a poster who felt her H deserved more. Very profound

wifehad5 posted 8/6/2008 09:55 AM

When you have relationships with fucked up people, they have an annoying tendency to do fucked up things that negatively impact your well-being

Great quote from wincing_at_light

Heartless Bytchh posted 8/7/2008 14:21 PM

Well, its because the memory of you and your cumguzzling skankenwhore dry humping each other on the dance floor at the local bar ON MY BIRTHDAY, OUR ANNIVERSARY makes me want to lock you in the shed with a blunt and rusty knife and your dick superglued FIRMLY into the vice.

I would then like to set fire to said garden-shed.

sammie on You're an asshole thread.
http://www.survivinginfidelity.com/forums.asp?tid=248385

Kind of like a do-it-yourself Bobbetizer.

Threnody posted 8/7/2008 20:29 PM

just a tip, do NOT google 'glitter butt'.

Words of wisdom from the sagacious NewAttitude.

metamorphisis posted 8/7/2008 20:36 PM

And boy do I wish I had listened

wifehad5 posted 8/7/2008 22:04 PM

This movie sucked harder than a purple dyson that's been turbo charged. There isn't time in the world to say enough bad things about this movie.

KSA2's review of the Mummy 3

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