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User Topic: Worst nail polish name ever
Exhausted in OH
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Default  Posted: 2:39 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Taking my girls and some friends to get manis on a day off from school. Pick up a pretty shade of pale pink - "Secret Affair". Yeah, pretty sure I won't be putting that one on my nails.


BS 42(now 45), WH now 46
Married 15 (now 18!), together 22, 3 great kids - 15, 13, 10
DD Sept 2011 - 4mo PA; on DD also admitted to ONS in 2007
R going well
And now I realize...- Me OEA - old college friend
No longer exhausted nor in OH

Posts: 444 | Registered: Dec 2011
housenotahome
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Default  Posted: 2:44 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about the color "exposed affair"? Its a bright, noticeable shade that comes in a broken bottle.


Me BS
Him WS
Married 10 years together 14
DDay Mar.2011
Mistake-Going through a stop sign because you didn't see it.
Poor choice-You saw the stop sign and went through it anyway.

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OnTilt
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Default  Posted: 2:47 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about the color "exposed affair"? Its a bright, noticeable shade that comes in a broken bottle.

Too funny!!


BS(Me), WH(Him) in our 50's
Status: I'm giving up on him

Posts: 379 | Registered: Dec 2011
GabyBaby
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Default  Posted: 2:50 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about the color "exposed affair"? Its a bright, noticeable shade that comes in a broken bottle.

That'd be great for toenail polish...to be applied to the foot that gets broken off in the WS arse.


Me - 42
SorryInSac (STBX WH#2) - 47. DDay 7/12/14
Married 4, together 7yrs total
Status - Done

DD(21), DS(18, PDD-NOS)
6 Furkids - 4 dogs, 2 cats

WXH (serial cheater, 12+ OW) - Legally married 18yrs

I edit often for clarity/typos.


Posts: 6741 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: California
MediumRare
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Default  Posted: 2:54 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Take a whiff.. I bet it has a FOUL odor...

And the applicator is too small to use....

[This message edited by MediumRare at 2:54 PM, April 20th (Friday)]


BS (ME): 44
WS(HER): 42
9 years
OM#1- 20-something loser, stole bunch of my things after she had sex with him in our bed (no condoms, STDs)
OM#2- 24 year old, unemployed loser, lives with mom & dad
DDay 1/2012
NC 3/20/2012
SGASDay 4/1/2012

Posts: 722 | Registered: Mar 2012 | From: California
whatjusthappened
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Default  Posted: 2:58 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about the color "exposed affair"? Its a bright, noticeable shade that comes in a broken bottle.

Take a whiff.. I bet it has a FOUL odor...
And the applicator is too small to use....


Me - 39
Him - 38
Married 15 years
2 DS
Day my world crashed down: 12/22/11
In R. Most days.

Posts: 790 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: AZ
LoveHerStill
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Default  Posted: 5:40 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's permanent, too, once you put it on it never comes off!


Me BH-45
Her WW-44
Married-20yrs
Together-26yrs
D-Day 4/11/10
Divorced 9/13/2010
XWW Married OM 5/23/2011

There is hope. Once you truly commit to focusing on yourself and letting go, it comes back, and you will appreciate it like never before.


Posts: 542 | Registered: Mar 2011 | From: Seattle, WA
Exhausted in OH
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Default  Posted: 7:30 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lol! These responses made my night


BS 42(now 45), WH now 46
Married 15 (now 18!), together 22, 3 great kids - 15, 13, 10
DD Sept 2011 - 4mo PA; on DD also admitted to ONS in 2007
R going well
And now I realize...- Me OEA - old college friend
No longer exhausted nor in OH

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Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 7:37 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

STOP!!! I'm going to pee my pants laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU

Posts: 10149 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
broken <3
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Default  Posted: 8:06 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMFAO!!!


Me - BS mother of 15 month old identical twin girls (conceived during HB)
Him - serial cheater
R? Still not sure if this is a deal breaker...

Posts: 459 | Registered: Mar 2012 | From: West coast Canada
broken29
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Default  Posted: 9:14 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about the color "exposed affair"? Its a bright, noticeable shade that comes in a broken bottle

It's permanent, too, once you put it on it never comes off!

And its pretty cheap!


Never invest more than you can afford to lose!

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HoldingTogether
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Default  Posted: 10:00 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Think that's bad? Oakley makes a women's sunglass named "unfaithful". No joke. I shit you not. They really do.

Can't wait or their next models in that line: "chlamydia" and "filthy slut" should be big sellers with the youth market.

Gotta laugh or you'd spend all day cryin.

HT


Me:BH 41
Her:FWW40(Walkinoneggshellz)
2 Beautiful little girls 13&10
Dday: 7/24/10 1yr EA turned 5 monthPA
"I gotta hole in me now... I got a scar I can talk about."

Posts: 552 | Registered: Aug 2010 | From: New Life
broken29
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Default  Posted: 10:02 PM, April 20th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMAO!!! laughing so hard.. my stomach is hurting now..

Can't wait or their next models in that line: "chlamydia" and "filthy slut" should be big sellers with the youth market.

OMG, ladies... I haven't laughed so hard in a few weeks now...


Never invest more than you can afford to lose!

Posts: 214 | Registered: Apr 2012
rainbow123
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Default  Posted: 5:29 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Brilliant, all of you.

How about the shade "Reconciliation". You paint it on, it looks great for 3 days then it disappears.

Or the colour "I'm Sorry". It's out of stock.


BS,50, WH 49. Dday number one 01 July 06, followed by dozens more. No remorse. Divorced 08.

Badly scarred but doing OK. Possibly better than he is.

"It will be alright in the end. And if it's not alright, it's not the end."


Posts: 483 | Registered: Oct 2006 | From: UK
survivor65
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Default  Posted: 5:34 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMAO!!! You all made my morning..better than coffee!!


BS Me 46
FWH Him 47 (extremely remorseful)
Married 22 /Together 24
DDay 09/26/11
Working very hard on R...
'My Journal' has my Healing Poetry--feel free to read

Posts: 269 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: the twilight zone!
MrsDoubtfire
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Default  Posted: 9:01 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I bought some varnish today; applied it and for the first half of the day my nails were rock hard!

And then, as the day went on it irritated the hell out of my nails and.... when I eventually TOOK it off I realised it was because it was CHEAP!!

The name?

Skanky-ass-hoe


BS(Me) FWH(Him) DDay 05.09
A went underground. True R 02.10
I won't let another woman reap the benefit of enjoying the man my H has now become†

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toyboyhurtme
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Default  Posted: 10:16 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

So glad I opened this thread today - unfortunately I don't have any witty quips to add, but love reading these ones

Posts: 125 | Registered: Jun 2010 | From: uk
Fighting2Survive
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Default  Posted: 10:42 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Have you heard about the color Slutastic?

Looks great in cheap bars with bad lighting, but there are reports that using it leaves a bad rash, foul odor, and intense itching. May also cause divorce.


Me: BW, 40.......Him: FWH, 40
D-day: 3-22-10
DS1: 11, DS2: crawling
Status: R going well

"When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you know it is healed." - Iyanla Vanzant, Broken Pieces


Posts: 7279 | Registered: Apr 2010 | From: NC
OktoberMest
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Default  Posted: 10:59 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Who would buy the Gucci scent "Guilty" with it's ad campaign which says this:

"Indulge yourself in moments of guilty pleasure, and feel the freedom of going slightly beyond social conventions, the thrill of staying in control while you're pushing your own boundaries.

A sensual and distinct scent for a woman that likes to express how unique and sexy she is."
FFS

P.S> just checked out the Oakleys - would look great on skanky hoes.

[This message edited by OktoberMest at 11:02 AM, April 21st (Saturday)]


Me: FWW (35) Growing up at last.
LonelyHusband: BH (41)
Dday 1: 29/Oct/11; Dday 2:15/Nov/11; last TT 15/Mar/12
In R...working my arse off.
When you're struggling with commitment to your marriage, just imagine what it's like to be a penguin.

Posts: 558 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: UK
LonelyHusband
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Default  Posted: 11:03 AM, April 21st (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Practical and versatile, yet with a hint of mischief, Oakley Unfaithful is so flattering you’ll wonder how you ever lived without a pair. You might just fall in love with the oversized rectangular frames, hand made of lightweight acetate. On the bent stems, layer cut designs add a kick of fun that makes Oakley Unfaithful the glasses you’ll want to keep forever.

<facepalm>


BS ( me) 41
fWS (OktoberMest) 35
D day #1 29/10/2011, D day #2 15/112011, D day #3 15/03/2012
Reconciling.
“It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all”, is inadequate consolation when you vacuum up a child's hamster'

Posts: 1290 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: UK
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