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SBB posted 1/24/2013 17:55 PM

Some recent posts have made me think of what we DO say in NC vs what we want to say. I find NC a struggle because I want to unleash hell but I'm getting better.

Here are a few of mine.

Noted = fuck you. I didn't need to know that.

Yes = fuck you. I can't believe you're asking such a dumb favour of me. I'm saying yes because it is for my girls. You seriously can't buy your own damn crocs for them?

Thank you = fuck you. I'm grateful you're not being a fuckwit for a nanosecond.

I ask you to reconsider = fuck you, I'm co-parenting with a fucking muppet. and not one of the important ones, a lower muppet.

Confirmed = fuck you. I hate dealing with you.

Agreed = fuck you. I suggested that a month ago.

Please <insert request to do something for the girls, usually when they're sick> = fuck you. They should be with me because you are an imcompetent baboon. Should have been involved in your family for the last 5 years and maybe you'd have a clue.

Coraline posted 1/24/2013 17:57 PM

Best, funniest thing I've read all week. I'm literally laughing out loud. Thank you.

myheadreallyhurt posted 1/24/2013 20:51 PM

Oh but sadly too true.

debbysbaby posted 1/24/2013 20:53 PM

Soooooo true!

tesla posted 1/24/2013 20:58 PM

It's so true, though! Every word I type to my moron is absolutely laced with 'fuck you.' (see any one of my vents.)

Sometimes I do wish that I could just go off on him but then it would be such a wasted effort. If I'm going to string together a good vent, I want people to appreciate it, dammit!!!

Catwoman posted 1/24/2013 21:05 PM

That doesn't work for me=fuck you--you can't make me, so go fuck yourself.

Please send the documentation for that=fuck you--I don't trust a word you say and even if you told me the sky was blue and the grass was green, I would check.

No=no. If you have a problem with understanding that, ask your Mommy because obviously this lesson didn't take.


wontdefineme posted 1/24/2013 21:15 PM

Too bad NC wasn't as funny or easy when they first blow our lives up. Too bad for them that they only really blew up their own lives and liberated us!

Silence = fuck you
Divorce = fuck you
NC after divorce = ultimate fuck you

caregiver9000 posted 1/24/2013 22:09 PM

fuck you, I'm co-parenting with a fucking muppet. and not one of the important ones, a lower muppet.


solus sto posted 1/24/2013 22:33 PM

This made me laugh out loud.

ruinedandbroken posted 1/24/2013 22:42 PM

a lower muppet.

wannabenormal posted 1/24/2013 22:51 PM

Good day! = I'm done with this exchange because you're so fucking irritating and hard headed, it's not worth pursuing the argument. I know I will say something I'll regret - so I'll 'good day' it. I say it in my head very curtly, like GOOD DAY!

I'm sure he 'gets' that. Ha ha! He probably reads it as - she still wants me.

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 10:53 PM, January 24th (Thursday)]

gonnabe2016 posted 1/24/2013 23:30 PM

K = I got your message. I'm not ignoring you (just to combat any accusations of *not* communicating), but you are not worth the effort of adding an *o*.

wannabenormal posted 1/24/2013 23:37 PM

K's my new one too - you've been acknowledged, be dismissed!

dmari posted 1/25/2013 00:26 AM

I love you guys!! I have a huge smile on my face and I am cracking up!! Thank you!! We need comedy relief once in while with all the shit we deal with!

jjct posted 1/25/2013 04:42 AM

Strong - you're now immortalized on the quote thread.

My ribs hurt.

GreatRoleModel posted 1/25/2013 04:54 AM

These are great! What a great way to start my day reading this post. It was like you all were reading my mind when I read the crap he sends me. Thank you all!

[This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 4:55 AM, January 25th (Friday)]

nowiknow23 posted 1/25/2013 05:51 AM

"lower muppet"

Day made. Thanks, SBB!

CharlieFoxtrot posted 1/25/2013 06:36 AM

Hahahahaha!! I love it, and I literally spit coffee on this one!!

Strong, you made my day!!

PurpleRose posted 1/25/2013 07:04 AM

Ohhh this is awesome. I love it!

And I'm adding "K" to my repertoire because he constantly sends dumbass texts that don't require responding, but then I'm accused of not being a co-parent !!!!

LS_Betrayed posted 1/25/2013 07:55 AM

Best, funniest thing I've read all week. I'm literally laughing out loud. Thank you.

OMG me too! It is like you sucked the thoughts right out of my brain!!!

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