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Newest Member: Misty33 (46040)

User Topic: A bit of fun - code for NC comms with your X
SBB
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Default  Posted: 5:55 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Some recent posts have made me think of what we DO say in NC vs what we want to say. I find NC a struggle because I want to unleash hell but I'm getting better.

Here are a few of mine.

Noted = fuck you. I didn't need to know that.

Yes = fuck you. I can't believe you're asking such a dumb favour of me. I'm saying yes because it is for my girls. You seriously can't buy your own damn crocs for them?

Thank you = fuck you. I'm grateful you're not being a fuckwit for a nanosecond.

I ask you to reconsider = fuck you, I'm co-parenting with a fucking muppet. and not one of the important ones, a lower muppet.

Confirmed = fuck you. I hate dealing with you.

Agreed = fuck you. I suggested that a month ago.

Please <insert request to do something for the girls, usually when they're sick> = fuck you. They should be with me because you are an imcompetent baboon. Should have been involved in your family for the last 5 years and maybe you'd have a clue.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5735 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Coraline
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Default  Posted: 5:57 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Best, funniest thing I've read all week. I'm literally laughing out loud. Thank you.


Me: BW, 34 Him: WH, 35
3 Kids: 9, 3, and 1
Decree nisi will become absolute in January. We are DONE.

Posts: 771 | Registered: Aug 2012
myheadreallyhurt
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Default  Posted: 8:51 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh but sadly too true.


"See that no one repays another evil with evil, but always seek after that which is good for one another"

Posts: 133 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Texas
debbysbaby
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Default  Posted: 8:53 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Soooooo true!


-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004

Posts: 887 | Registered: Aug 2011
tesla
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Default  Posted: 8:58 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


It's so true, though! Every word I type to my moron is absolutely laced with 'fuck you.' (see any one of my vents.)

Sometimes I do wish that I could just go off on him but then it would be such a wasted effort. If I'm going to string together a good vent, I want people to appreciate it, dammit!!!


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

Posts: 4835 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana
Catwoman
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Default  Posted: 9:05 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That doesn't work for me=fuck you--you can't make me, so go fuck yourself.

Please send the documentation for that=fuck you--I don't trust a word you say and even if you told me the sky was blue and the grass was green, I would check.

No=no. If you have a problem with understanding that, ask your Mommy because obviously this lesson didn't take.

Cat


FBS: Married 20 years, 2 daughters 25 and 22. Divorced by the grace of GOD.
D-Days: 2/23/93; 10/11/97; 3/5/03
Ex & OW Broke up 12-10
"An erection does not count as personal growth."

Posts: 29739 | Registered: Apr 2003 | From: Massachusetts
wontdefineme
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Default  Posted: 9:15 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too bad NC wasn't as funny or easy when they first blow our lives up. Too bad for them that they only really blew up their own lives and liberated us!

Silence = fuck you
Divorce = fuck you
NC after divorce = ultimate fuck you


Posts: 2187 | Registered: Mar 2011
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 10:09 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

fuck you, I'm co-parenting with a fucking muppet. and not one of the important ones, a lower muppet.

*snort!


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5947 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
solus sto
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Default  Posted: 10:33 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This made me laugh out loud.


BS-me, 52
WH (Trac-fone), 53, PD
2 kids-DD25, DS18
multiple d-days
DIVORCING
Alone, most strangely, I live on~Rupert Brooke

Posts: 9154 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: midwest
ruinedandbroken
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Default  Posted: 10:42 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

a lower muppet.


“People who cheat feel that life is for the taking, and that everyone deserves happiness no matter what the cost. I must remember these tricks if I ever have my soul surgically removed."
Me: BS 42. Him: WH 41 2 Kids 6&9
Married 14 yrs Together 21

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wannabenormal
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Default  Posted: 10:51 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Good day! = I'm done with this exchange because you're so fucking irritating and hard headed, it's not worth pursuing the argument. I know I will say something I'll regret - so I'll 'good day' it. I say it in my head very curtly, like GOOD DAY!

I'm sure he 'gets' that. Ha ha! He probably reads it as - she still wants me.

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 10:53 PM, January 24th (Thursday)]



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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

K = I got your message. I'm not ignoring you (just to combat any accusations of *not* communicating), but you are not worth the effort of adding an *o*.


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8252 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
wannabenormal
♀ 19772
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Default  Posted: 11:37 PM, January 24th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

K's my new one too - you've been acknowledged, be dismissed!



Posts: 14427 | Registered: Jun 2008
dmari
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Default  Posted: 12:26 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love you guys!! I have a huge smile on my face and I am cracking up!! Thank you!! We need comedy relief once in while with all the shit we deal with!


Me (BS): 43 Children: DD 19, DS 15
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."

Posts: 2339 | Registered: Oct 2012
jjct
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Default  Posted: 4:42 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Strong - you're now immortalized on the quote thread.

My ribs hurt.


Posts: 6840 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: texas
GreatRoleModel
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Default  Posted: 4:54 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


These are great! What a great way to start my day reading this post. It was like you all were reading my mind when I read the crap he sends me. Thank you all!

[This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 4:55 AM, January 25th (Friday)]


BS (me)
XWS (him) NPD
DIVORCED!!!
It takes a village to deal with the village idiot!
“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Robert Frost

Posts: 403 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: NC
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 5:51 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"lower muppet"

Day made. Thanks, SBB!


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


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CharlieFoxtrot
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Default  Posted: 6:36 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hahahahaha!! I love it, and I literally spit coffee on this one!!

Strong, you made my day!!


Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.

Posts: 505 | Registered: Jan 2013
PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 7:04 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ohhh this is awesome. I love it!

And I'm adding "K" to my repertoire because he constantly sends dumbass texts that don't require responding, but then I'm accused of not being a co-parent !!!!


divorced the Dooosh
*****************************
even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

Posts: 3631 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville
LS_Betrayed
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Default  Posted: 7:55 AM, January 25th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Best, funniest thing I've read all week. I'm literally laughing out loud. Thank you.

OMG me too! It is like you sucked the thoughts right out of my brain!!!


Me (BS) - 49
WS - 51
Daughters 18, 13 and 12
Married 24 years, currently divorcing-- not soon enough

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