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BrokenRoad posted 4/3/2013 21:09 PM

Here is my random thought for the day:

As I watched a man, guiding his son, crossing a busy 5 lane street, 50 feet from
the crosswalk, I can't help but think that the badgers one day will rise up and take over.

Only we humans, perpetually in a hurry, taking every shortcut, would think to do something so completely
against the survival instinct. We purposely, brazenly even, take chances daily, endangering the lives of
ourselves and other people. And then we take this bad idea and teach it to our children!

Meanwhile, badgers are out there, eating small reptiles and frogs, teaching their young to dig for food,
and hide from coyotes...but then when their back is to the wall, they've been known to kill and even eat
their predator!!! (look it up!)

This is what I think about on the way home from work.

jrc1963 posted 4/3/2013 21:33 PM

BR - I'm gonna be a Badger!!!!

Amazonia posted 4/3/2013 21:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Badger.

caregiver9000 posted 4/3/2013 21:59 PM

and I think "uh, oh, this will bring the Christmas badger, puppy chipmunk argument back around..."

BR, I like your random thoughts.

Jrazz posted 4/3/2013 23:02 PM

Your brain sounds a lot like my brain.

Sad in AZ posted 4/3/2013 23:39 PM

We don't need no stinking badgers...

lynnm1947 posted 4/4/2013 08:22 AM

♫ ♫ BR don't need no thought control! ♫ ♫

metamorphisis posted 4/4/2013 08:33 AM

LMAO

KBeguile posted 4/4/2013 09:41 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

Honey Badger

Unagie posted 4/4/2013 14:35 PM

The honey badger doesn't give a shit!! Omg I love the honey badger video!! Kbeguile you posted it before I could lol.

BrokenRoad posted 4/4/2013 19:38 PM

MY GOD. SNAKES CAN CLIMB TREES?????!?!?!?!?!?

Unagie posted 4/4/2013 19:56 PM

Lol BrokenRoad there are some only found in trees

BrokenRoad posted 4/4/2013 20:12 PM

They dont.... jump on people .... do they?

Brandon808 posted 4/4/2013 20:27 PM

Jump? Technically you couldn't call it jumping. Gravity does most of the work for them.

BrokenRoad posted 4/4/2013 20:30 PM

Okay. This leads me to my second
Random thought for the day - Thursday edition:

Some animals are just plain scary. Or creepy. Or should not exist.

Like Naked Mole Rats. How is this creepy thing in existence? He has no fur for protection.
He has very pale skin that burns easily and his teeth are ON THE OUTSIDE of his mouth. WHY, God, WhY?

Wrinkle faced bats. This guy looks like Skeletor. seriously.

Dragonfish. He has fangs. A fish with FANGS!

Rat Snakes indeed can climb high in trees to find prey. They will also hide in old woodpecker holes.
Black Rat Snakes are known to climb rafters in barns and similar buildings.

So that's it. From now on I'm packing a flame-thrower.

Kajem posted 4/4/2013 20:54 PM

Rat snakes are good.. they eat rats, and other tasty rodents and things..

Sad in AZ posted 4/4/2013 21:43 PM

Did you not see the Texas tree snakes when you were here? Shall I bring one to the g2g?

Kajem posted 4/4/2013 22:18 PM

Texas tree snake chili???

permanentpain posted 4/6/2013 07:43 AM

Brokenroad

sisoon posted 4/6/2013 15:22 PM

Um...bamboo snakes drop down on things that shake the bamboo stalks, and the snakes are poisonous. Just sayin'....

I also gotta say, BR, that this post makes me think you could definitely be management material. I mean that as a compliment. Really. Too many managers don't let their minds flow at all....