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ImNellNow (original poster member #28753) posted at 12:57 PM on Friday, April 12th, 2013
First it was Hoover vacuums. Now it's treadmills. I'm waiting for the next ad with my fingers crossed... I really really really want my very own glitter-shitting unicorn! 
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
gahurts ( member #33699) posted at 1:05 PM on Friday, April 12th, 2013
I thought I heard there was a glitter-shitting unicorn BBQ over in General.
problem is that the meat is pretty nasty. Really gamey and with no substance to speak of.
"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi
"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
ImNellNow (original poster member #28753) posted at 2:54 PM on Friday, April 12th, 2013
Actually, I plan to harvest the glitter. I figure there's probably a market for organic glitter, especially when you consider the shortage caused by the annual SI Christmas card exchange.
BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.
Lucky2HaveMe ( member #13333) posted at 1:31 PM on Saturday, April 13th, 2013
Today's Ad:
Deal of the Day - 50% Off!! Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager
Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 5:51 PM on Saturday, April 13th, 2013
Today's Ad:
Deal of the Day - 50% Off!! Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager
I just HAD to check... it's a TENS machine...
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
caregiver9000 ( member #28622) posted at 12:08 AM on Sunday, April 14th, 2013
Kajem is braver than I am... I just knew it was some kind of BOB and I was thinking the banner ads are stalking our threads!
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Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 10:42 PM on Sunday, April 14th, 2013
Deal of the Day - Up To 40%!! Philips HF3510 Wake-Up Light, White
Hey Nell - is this close enough to a glitter shitting unicorn for you?
I'm sure you could buy a unicorn, plant this in it's rear end, glue on some glitter and then watch the sunrise there each day.
Would make an ideal gift for an unremorseful X 
HUGS
Laura
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
Laura28 ( member #28997) posted at 7:01 AM on Saturday, April 20th, 2013
Deal of the Day Columbo: The Complete Series
I need to buy this. Maybe I could learn something!
Married 42yrs Me BW 68Yrs Him F?WH 70yrs OWzero 1988 EA?/PA? Gaslighted. Dday May 28 2010. OW1 1994(6mths PA, EA 16+ years). OW2 2002(8yrs PA). OW3 2009(1Yr PA). Others?? Status: Not Divorcing..but.."You can't unfuck 'em"
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