"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
LOL. I can't remember if it was during False R or the summer before that, but one month I opened the phone bill I said to WH "dude, there's a lot of texts on here....almost as much as your teenage son." (we had a plan that only gave a total # and not a detailed summary).
His response? "I text a lot."
Well no shit. But I didn't challenge him because there were kids around and then I forgot to bring it up again....but I'll never forget that response. Ever.
He only texts a lot when he's got a little somethin'/somethin' on the side. A lesson that I was, unfortunately, WAY behind the learning curve on....
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.