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mysticmoons posted 4/19/2013 11:13 AM

So me and WBF are currently separated, he is staying with his parents but has been sleeping over a few nights a week. We are trying to work it out and are going to MC tomorrow morning. Well he asked if he could sleep over last night and I said yes,( I hate sleeping alone) so we had dinner and watched some tv. We have 2 little Rat Terriers that he gave to me as birthday gifts, the older one is more of his dog, and the younger one is my little baby. Well the dogs have always slept with us, they are little cuddle bugs. Around 2:30 this morning the little one woke me up, she was climbing on me and trying to get up on my pillow. I was telling her to lay down and I guess it woke up my WBF because he rolled over towards me to cuddle up to me, he put his arm around me and I grabbed his arm and pulled him closer. When I did this I felt something on his arm, I was half asleep so I didnt click as to what it could be. I said to him there is something on your arm and he says well turn on the light. I turned on the light and saw that he was lying in dog shit and apparently had been rolling around it in for God knows how long. We both got up, pissed off at the dog( it was the older dog, I could tell by the size of the dog logs). I stripped the bed and he got in the shower. We went back to sleep and he got up and went to work. He called me a little bit ago and we started talking about the dog shit incident, he said that the dog is probably mad at him for leaving us and that is why she shit on his side of the bed. I laughed and said yeah, it was karma. And that he made his bed and now he has to sleep in this shit of a situation he created for us. I can laugh about now.

heforgotme posted 4/19/2013 11:16 AM

Can I borrow that dog for a night???

Skan posted 4/19/2013 12:17 PM

GOOD dog! Big doggie bisket for YOU!

cdnmommy posted 4/19/2013 12:27 PM

I love how animals make great bullshit detectors and are not afraid to express it. :)

mysticmoons posted 4/19/2013 12:35 PM

Yeah, the dog is getting a free pass on this one!

LastChanceLarry posted 4/19/2013 14:26 PM

Made better by the fact it was "his" dog that shit on him. His own pet doesn't even like him!

Betrayed67 posted 4/19/2013 18:49 PM

can I Borrow your dog so he can do the same trick to my WH?

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