"Human?" "Heh, you wish. Bring a sponge."
What movie is it from?
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Ok, here's another:
"And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."
"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself."
Tombstone??
Tico Taco Ya Ya Ya Tico Taco Ya Ya Ya Tico Taco I'm outta here.
"Hey, let's leave the mothers out of this."
"Is this a kissing book?"
"We've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses
Hit it!"
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"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie
Tonight a comedian died in New York
@Jrazz, yes it was the first MIB movie.
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"What do you burn apart from witches?" "More witches!"
"That's no moon. It's a space station!"
"Excuse me, excuse me. I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special."
"Your secrets keep you sick"
I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind. You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.
How about this one?:
“There's no such thing as ‘for sure’. That's the only sure thing I do know.”
There's no crying in baseball!
No longer together
"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss
How bout this one...
Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell you to go home and get your shine box.
I'm a short...fat...slut.
La-di-da, la-di-da, la la.
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pu**y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the number 9.
Ooooooh fuuudge!
A Christmas Story
How bout...
How the f*ck do you peddle an arms race when the only asshole you've got to race against is yourself?
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