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tesla posted 4/28/2013 19:47 PM

Because what's life without your weekly ex-shat and stripper whore update..., I pull up to ex-shat's apartment. Teslet is jumping out of stripper-whore's car. Stripper whore is dressed in this strapless white ruffled very short dress. Bleach blonde air teased out. Thick belt. Cowgirl boots. I had to laugh to myself. It was a cute dress...and she's not overweight...but it just didn't look right on her...she looked stuffed into it...the phrase "glitter pig" sprang to mind. It probably used to look good on her before she had a, not so much.

So I sashe my rockin' runner's body appropriately dressed in classy top and well fitted pants up to the porch to collect Teslet's back-pack. Teslet is already half-way to the car and stripper whore calls out, "See you later Tyson!" A couple seconds goes by before she says, "Oh! I mean Teslet. Bye Teslet!"

Uhhhhh......WTF?? Honest mistake??!! The bleach has finally soaked into her brain?? Seriously, I'm so confused.

On the ride home Teslet recaps the weekend. Daddy had to work at the house so stripper whore had to take him to the park and out to eat and here and there. I asked Teslet how this made him feel. He said...very, very quietly that he felt sad. This is the first time he's expressed disappointment in his father. Up to this point I know stuff has made him sad or upset but he's never said so nor said it about his dad. So this is a good step for him being able to feel safe enough around me to share that.

It sucks that daddy's place is a becoming a place of extremes for Teslet.

gahurts posted 4/28/2013 19:53 PM

What's the deal with calling him Tyson? Is that the OC's name and she is already getting them mixed up. Doesn't seem like it would be too hard to remember Teslet's name when he is the only son ass-shat has.

tryingagain74 posted 4/28/2013 19:56 PM

Ha ha! What a dope!

I have the feeling that the OW in my situation will be experiencing much of the same in the future-- gee, STBX is busy with work and classes, so she'll just have to take ALL FIVE KIDS to the park, put them to bed on her own, etc.

Good thing that the kiddies have us... mine haven't hit both extremes yet (life is still in the "honeymoon" phase), but I'm sure that the other extreme will come soon enough.

Safeguard posted 4/28/2013 20:00 PM

How sweet! I had an outfit like that when I was five too!

My memory is better obviously.

roughroadahead posted 4/28/2013 20:02 PM

I have to say, I admire you guys. I am still at the stage where if I heard MOW speak my children's names, whether she got them right or not, I would want to punch her in the throat.


PurpleRose posted 4/28/2013 20:06 PM

so who is Tyson?

Maybe the peroxide has damaged her brain cell? (you know, the ONE she has in her head?)

Poor Teslet.. I'm so glad he has you to confide in. It is so sucky what they do to our kids.

tryingagain74 posted 4/28/2013 20:06 PM

RRH-- I haven't actually had to deal with the OW yet, and she doesn't yet live in my town with STBX, so that's why I'm so calm.

I'm sure that punching her in the throat will come to mind quite often once she settles in and starts playing stepmommy instead of EOW best buddy.

tesla posted 4/28/2013 20:16 PM

roughroad - the reason I can stay so calm is that stripper whore is sooooooo comically stereotypical. I mean, before I met her, I had her really built up in my mind. But she is really pathetic. On some level, I think I feel sorry for her.

As for Tyson, from what I gather, he is another kid in the apartment complex. She probably sees him on a daily basis...still, kinda fucking funny.

h0peless posted 4/28/2013 20:18 PM

so who is Tyson?

He once bit a man's ear off!

Kajem posted 4/28/2013 20:22 PM


TrustNoOne posted 4/28/2013 20:48 PM

Probably most disturbing is that your son's IQ has already exceeded Stripper Whore's....

tesla posted 4/28/2013 21:04 PM

Yes, most likely he has a few IQ points on her.
On the way home he says, "mom, when something is ridiculous it is hysterical too."

tesla posted 4/28/2013 21:10 PM

Oh and just to clarify...she said the name 'Tyson' which is no where remotely close to what my son's actual name sounds like.

SBB posted 4/28/2013 22:26 PM

Poor Teslet. DD5 tells me she's sad they don't get alone time with daddy anymore. Apparently he told them off for giggling in bed because it was disturbing his dinner with OWUmpteen. So nice he not only doesn't eat with his own children but that he makes it crystal clear to them where his priorities are.

Makes me so mad an sad.

If I were stripperwhore I would kinda feel like he was only with me for babysitting duties.

Getting his name wrong reminds me of a great joke.....

A woman has 8 sons - all named Jim-Bob. Said it made her life easier.

"Jim-Bob! Time for dinner!"
"Jim-Bob! Brush your teeth!"


When asked how she called a particular son he said "Oh, that's easy, I call em by their last name".

Oh, I hope she's cheating on him with Tyson's daddy. That would be awesome.

stronger08 posted 4/29/2013 03:54 AM

You have to yourself if she is really that dumb or is it part of her act. Its funny because I just had this conversation with my sister in regard to many women we grew up with. She was commenting about how awful many of these dumb types have aged. She was showing me pics from FB of them and I asked WTF happened to them ? All of them used to be super hot in our younger days. But judging from the pics they looked terrible. Still bleaching their hair, tight clothes on an obviously overweight body, wrinkled skin from over tanning, bad plastic surgeries etc. On the flip side most of the "Plain Jane" ladies looked really good these days. I told my sister it was such a shame that these women were so stupid and dumb back in the day. That instead of worrying about how good they looked they should have gotten a trade or an education. She looked me dead in the eye and said "most were not dumb at all. That she remembers in school many of these women were actually smart. They just learned at an early age that shaking their asses and showing off their boobs was an easy way out for them. Now that they are middle aged and their looks have faded they don't know any other way to live. It was more laziness then stupidity" I remember being a young guy lusting after them because they were really hot. But looking at them now I would not give any of them a second look. It really is a sad thing that our society puts looks ahead of smarts. If its any consolation I'm sure OW will be one of these really soon.

tesla posted 4/29/2013 05:34 AM

I think that's why I feel sorry for her. She thinks she's won this great guy with a massive paycheck...gave him a pretty baby. But really she's trapped and she has no idea. All the tanning, smoking, bleaching, drug use and partying is going to catch up with her. Eventually, ex-shat will try to jump that ship (he already has tried, but it's cheaper for him to keep her). My co-dependent self that is bent on saving people wants to tell her to make sure she goes back to school to get something she can use to support herself and her child.
Don't worry, I'm not going to do that. These days I'm a recovering co-dependent and she will have to find out the hard way.

Bluebird26 posted 4/29/2013 05:40 AM

Maybe Tyson is someone else's husband's kid and she has mixed up her married families lol.

Ashland13 posted 4/29/2013 08:51 AM

My two cents is that she called him Tyson to get your attention. And I think it was probably calculated.

OW in the case of STBXH went to great length to get my attention and make me feel awful, but I managed to block it. It was one of the hardest things I've ever done.

She even wanted to discuss my M with STBXH and I would not. I thanked her for the possiblity of STD's and for stealing my husband and I wished her luck with all his baggage, while she knew he was married and has a little girl.

Sure, I know he went, but I didn't have to tell her that, right?

Anyhoo,I wish you luck, Tesla and Teslet and always feel lousy for our kids. I wrote in another post somewhere on SI that it's a shame for them.

DD in my case had a lousy weekend because Perv (Disgusting Pervert) didn't call her for their nightly goodnight but made his usual promises.

Kids see right through, don't they, no matter how thick the forest is? She told me "Now Daddy is lying to me, too?" and cried.

jo2love posted 4/29/2013 09:09 AM


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