SurvivingInfidelity.com Forum Archives

Return to Forum List

Daily Humor

You are not logged in. Login here or register.

jrc1963 posted 5/3/2013 14:10 PM

I guess honesty is not always the best answer

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth.

I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,
too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was
chicken. She asked me why? So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now?

[This message edited by jrc1963 at 2:11 PM, May 3rd (Friday)]

Clarrissa posted 5/3/2013 14:18 PM

I thought it was funny.

On a more serious note, PETA loves animals soooo much that they run the biggest "kill shelter" in the country. Of the thousands of animals they take in every year, less than a handful are actually adopted out. They euthanize the rest. Most are eminently adoptable.

Can you say "hypocrites"(of the first order)???

dameia posted 5/3/2013 14:25 PM

Sounds like something one of my kids would do!

SI Staff posted 5/3/2013 15:14 PM

Clarrissa,

Please keep in mind the forum that you are in and post accordingly.

Thank you .

Clarrissa posted 5/3/2013 19:48 PM

Ooops, sorry. Won't happen again.

HUFI-PUFI posted 5/3/2013 20:11 PM

Oppps! Someone almost got sent to the principals office again! LOL

Clarrissa posted 5/3/2013 20:56 PM

What do you mean "again" HUFI?

I'se a goooood girl.

Return to Forum List

© 2002-2018 SurvivingInfidelity.com ®. All Rights Reserved.