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User Topic: Daily Humor
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 2:10 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I guess honesty is not always the best answer

My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth.

I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he
said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,
too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was
chicken. She asked me why? So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now?

[This message edited by jrc1963 at 2:11 PM, May 3rd (Friday)]


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 24677 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 2:18 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I thought it was funny.

On a more serious note, PETA loves animals soooo much that they run the biggest "kill shelter" in the country. Of the thousands of animals they take in every year, less than a handful are actually adopted out. They euthanize the rest. Most are eminently adoptable.

Can you say "hypocrites"(of the first order)???


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5896 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
dameia
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Default  Posted: 2:25 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sounds like something one of my kids would do!


Me: BS
D-Day: 7/7/12

Trust is like paper. Once it's crumpled it can never be perfect again.


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Red  Posted: 3:14 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Clarrissa,

Please keep in mind the forum that you are in and post accordingly.

Thank you .


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 7:48 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ooops, sorry. Won't happen again.


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


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HUFI-PUFI
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Default  Posted: 8:11 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oppps! Someone almost got sent to the principals office again! LOL


Donít listen to your head, itís easily confused. Donít listen to your heart, its fickle. Listen to your soul, God doesn't steer you wrong.

Posts: 3285 | Registered: Sep 2009 | From: Azilda, Northern Ontario
Clarrissa
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Member # 21886
Default  Posted: 8:56 PM, May 3rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What do you mean "again" HUFI?

I'se a goooood girl.


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All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


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