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click4it posted 5/10/2013 16:02 PM

A woman parks on the street where it says "one hour parking only".

She walks into a meeting place and tells the meeting facilitator she parked in the one hour parking spot. (Its a 3 hour meeting).

She then asks "Is that okay?"

UMMMMMM...well wtf do you think lady?

Clarrissa posted 5/10/2013 16:13 PM

Maybe her hours have 180 minutes instead of just 60??? Or she thought no one would really mind taking a break every hour so she could move her car.

Lyonesse posted 5/10/2013 16:15 PM

Sure it's OK, as long as she is OK with getting a ticket!

click4it posted 5/10/2013 16:16 PM

the way she made it sound - "in other words, will go you out and stand post by my car and make sure to stop the meter maids from putting a ticket on my car".

click4it posted 5/10/2013 16:18 PM

exactly Lyo!!! Ugh sometimes I have no tolerance for uppity people who think that the rules don't apply to THEM.

StillGoing posted 5/10/2013 16:22 PM

I wish I was more of an asshole. Apparently standing around and not looking confused is authoritative enough that people ask your permission for random shit. "Is it okay if I park in the one hour parking for three hours?" You would assume she might be asking "Can I go move my car in an hour?" or even "Is that sign just a scare tactic and I won't get caught?" but it's probably "But officer, they told me inside it was okay."

I wish I had it in me to say "Oh yeah, we have a deal with Officer MisterOfficer and he doesn't fuck with anybody in OUR meetings. Just tell him 'The blue cock glows at midnight' and flap your arms twice, that's the secret signal."

The number of people who have asked me if it's okay to go into the concert grounds, as I am standing in line next to my wife or friends, is absolutely amazing simply because I go to them maybe once every five years and it's only outdone by the number of insane drunk people trying to be my friend. Also, if you are the guy who always tries to have a conversation with me from 6 urinals down in the mens room with 10 other dudes in there? I don't know you, and no, you can't go in yet.

[This message edited by StillGoing at 4:23 PM, May 10th (Friday)]

click4it posted 5/10/2013 16:27 PM

Also, if you are the guy who always tries to have a conversation with me from 6 urinals down in the mens room with 10 other dudes in there? I don't know you, and no, you can't go in yet.

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