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Humor in the irony

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 Phoenix1 (original poster member #38928) posted at 6:42 AM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

Needed a bunch of boxes to start packing POS's crap and I found someone on Craig's List looking to give theirs away after their move, so I snatched them up. They were a mixed bag of sizes, type, etc. that had already been broken down. After spending the day packing his crap and stacking them temporarily in our living room, I took a break and sat down for a few moments. As I sat there, looking at the growing mountain of boxes, a smile crossed my face as I really looked at a large box sitting closest to me. Then I couldn't help but chuckle. It was a box from a toilet! How utterly appropriate to be packing his shit after he flushed our M down the toilet in an actual toilet box! The irony of it was too good! Maybe it is a sign of fate...

fBS - Me
Xhole - Multiple LTAs/2 OCs over 20+yrs
Adult Kids
Happily divorced!

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending. ~C.S. Lewis~

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homewrecked2011 ( member #34678) posted at 7:14 AM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

LOVE IT!!!!!

My friend's XH was supposed to give her the washer and dryer, but he didn't. She had to go purchase new ones. Fast forward 1 year,,, her XH went to work and the washing machine hose broke free of the wall and it FLOODED THE WHOLE HOUSE!

I'm sorry, but things like the toilet box and the water leak make me smile at the irony!!!

Sometimes He calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage, but calms His child. Dday 12/19/11I went to an attorney and had him served. Shocked the hell out of him, with D papers, I'm proud to say!D final10/30/2012Me-55

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dmari ( member #37215) posted at 9:07 AM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

LOVE IT!! Oh the irony!! Thank you for sharing!!

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Bluebird26 ( member #36445) posted at 10:47 AM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

love it.

Me: BW

Best thing I gained in my divorce - my freedom.

Life's good.

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stronger08 ( member #16953) posted at 11:12 AM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

There are signs everywhere !!!!!

You cant eat soup with chopsticks.

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tesla ( member #34697) posted at 1:23 PM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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persevere ( member #31468) posted at 6:59 PM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

DDay:2011
Status: D 2011
Remarried to a kind and wonderful man - 2017

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K.

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PurpleRose ( member #33129) posted at 7:05 PM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

Heh heh! Put his shit in the shitter!!

divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...

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sarkanda ( member #4028) posted at 7:59 PM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

Phoenix, make sure to pack that extra big toilet box with his books, if he is picking this stuff up himself. Might give him a hernia.

When people reveal themselves to you, believe them!
-Dr. Maya Angelou


Divorced: 7/31/07
husband:53 yr old sociopath according to his shrink.
me:54
Married nearly 31 years. Together 33

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tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 8:05 PM on Sunday, May 12th, 2013

Nice! Return his crap after his crappy behavior in a crap-disposal box. Hee hee!

FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley

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Coraline ( member #36434) posted at 8:39 AM on Monday, May 13th, 2013

Bahahahahaha! Too funny!

Me: BW, 34 Him: WH, 35
3 Kids: 9, 3, and 1
Decree nisi will become absolute in January. We are DONE.

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