Topic: Humor in the irony
Member # 38928
| Posted: 12:42 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Needed a bunch of boxes to start packing POS's crap and I found someone on Craig's List looking to give theirs away after their move, so I snatched them up. They were a mixed bag of sizes, type, etc. that had already been broken down. After spending the day packing his crap and stacking them temporarily in our living room, I took a break and sat down for a few moments. As I sat there, looking at the growing mountain of boxes, a smile crossed my face as I really looked at a large box sitting closest to me. Then I couldn't help but chuckle. It was a box from a toilet! How utterly appropriate to be packing his shit after he flushed our M down the toilet in an actual toilet box! The irony of it was too good! Maybe it is a sign of fate...
BS - Me
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 24,19 -DS20 Deceased
Posts: 2619 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Rising out of Hell's ashes!
Member # 34678
| Posted: 1:14 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
My friend's XH was supposed to give her the washer and dryer, but he didn't. She had to go purchase new ones. Fast forward 1 year,,, her XH went to work and the washing machine hose broke free of the wall and it FLOODED THE WHOLE HOUSE!
I'm sorry, but things like the toilet box and the water leak make me smile at the irony!!!
Sometimes He calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage, but calms His child.
I gave a 24hour ultimatum then went to attorney next day. Shocked the hell out of him, with D papers, I'm proud to say!
Posts: 3310 | Registered: Jan 2012
Member # 37215
| Posted: 3:07 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
LOVE IT!! Oh the irony!! Thank you for sharing!!
I SURVIVED infidelity. Me 45, DD 20, DS 17
Divorced September 30, 2014
"It's always darkest before the dawn ..."
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Member # 36445
| Posted: 4:47 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Best thing I gained in my divorce - my freedom.
Posts: 1530 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 16953
| Posted: 5:12 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
There are signs everywhere !!!!!
You cant eat soup with chopsticks.
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Member # 34697
| Posted: 7:23 AM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4958 | Registered: Jan 2012
Member # 31468
| Posted: 12:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Status: D 2011
Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron
It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling
Posts: 5163 | Registered: Mar 2011
Member # 33129
| Posted: 1:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Heh heh! Put his shit in the shitter!!
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
Posts: 3823 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville
Member # 4028
| Posted: 1:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Phoenix, make sure to pack that extra big toilet box with his books, if he is picking this stuff up himself. Might give him a hernia.
When people reveal themselves to you, believe them!
-Dr. Maya Angelou
husband:53 yr old sociopath according to his shrink.
Married nearly 31 years. Together 33
Posts: 613 | Registered: Apr 2004 | From: NC now PA
Member # 33698
| Posted: 2:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013|
Nice! Return his crap after his crappy behavior in a crap-disposal box. Hee hee!
FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
Posts: 4079 | Registered: Oct 2011
Member # 36434
| Posted: 2:39 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013|
Bahahahahaha! Too funny!
Me: BW, 34 Him: WH, 35
3 Kids: 9, 3, and 1
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