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Chrysalis123 posted 5/12/2013 18:03 PM

OK, just received a message from this man from an OLD site. For some reason I can't stop giggling....

Things I like to do, I like to do all kinds of things I like planes, trains and automobiles. snow skiing, water skiing, river rafting, riding horses, two step dancing, movies and riding my Harleys and much more. I'll bet I like doing a lot of the same things you like to do. What I'm looking for and what I get, I hope are close. I'm sure what you're looking for is close too. I'm looking for a slender lady or petite lady, (phat, not fat), that wouldn't mind getting her hands dirty, what I mean is; First, I'm living at my mothers house in XXXXX . My place in (400 miles away) I would like to put up greenhouses and start growing tomatoes year-round or whatever we would love to do. We can sell ever TOMATO we grow for about $1.50 each. Taking care of my mother may not last long. I'm sorry to say. In about a year to 18 months I can probably go anywhere you would like me to go.
This year 2013; I received a grant to grow these tomatoes from a business proposal I put together. I can write a business plan but I don't know all that much about growing tomatoes especially in a greenhouse. So if you know anything about gardening. I can use the help. This is all new to me but I'm going for it. Is there anybody out there that would like to get their hands dirty and join
me in this little adventure of mine? Now maybe you don't want to move or leave your place, you would like to have your soul mate to move in with you. If we connect I don't care where we live.

foreverempty posted 5/12/2013 18:05 PM

That is awesome.!

nowiknow23 posted 5/12/2013 18:11 PM

Bless his tomato growing heart.

Sad in AZ posted 5/12/2013 18:15 PM

How can you say no to that??


gonnabe2016 posted 5/12/2013 18:19 PM

Do tomatoes really cost $1.50 each?

nowiknow23 posted 5/12/2013 18:43 PM

Maybe they are heirloom organic tomatoes?

Chrysalis123 posted 5/12/2013 18:48 PM

The pictures were pricelss too....
1. Bathing suit topless shot taken as he is floating in a pool.

2. obligatory harley shots...3 of them

3. Many self portraits taken in the bathroom mirror

Wanna get your hands dirty? Or maybe he will be your soulmate and move in? Like right away...

Kajem posted 5/12/2013 18:50 PM


I don't know about you, but I have enough work to do on my own homestead. LOL.

Williesmom posted 5/12/2013 18:54 PM

I love tomatoes..... Maybe he's my solemate....

macakipa posted 5/12/2013 19:22 PM

I don't know...riding around on the Harley with a cute basket of tomatoes attached to the handlebars sounds pretty romantic.

Amazonia posted 5/12/2013 19:47 PM

It reads a bit like he's a Nigerian prince....

Chrysalis123 posted 5/12/2013 19:59 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! Perfect Amazonia

Except he is a white guy with waist length gray hair......kinda surfer dude/raft guide, tomato grower cross.

wildbananas posted 5/12/2013 21:26 PM

Seeing as I work for a tomato processor, I'd probably never get rid of him if I met him. Ew.

GreatRoleModel posted 5/12/2013 21:50 PM

I can't stop laughing and have tears in my eyes.

Glad to know I am not the only one getting strange messages on these sites. Can't wait to go to the grocery store and look over the tomatoes.

[This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 9:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]

PurpleRose posted 5/12/2013 22:03 PM

You say toMAYto, I say no fucking way.

This one is so full of awesome sauce(not the tomato variety) I don't know where to start.

He admits to living with his mother. Check!

He admits that he doesn't reeally have a job.

He can't write a grammatically correct sentence.

Wants to move in with his soulmate ASAP.


[This message edited by PurpleRose at 10:04 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]

capri posted 5/12/2013 22:56 PM

I had one similar to that. Second message ever, he was assuring me that the 600 mile distance between us was not too great to overcome, and as we grew closer, we'd find ways to overcome....but he didn't have waist length gray hair. Or want my help growing tomatoes!

InnerLight posted 5/13/2013 00:09 AM

Perhaps I'm jaded from living in rural CA but I see grow 'tomatoes' and I think, Hah! That's not what he's really growing.

I don't think so.

Heavy Sigh posted 5/13/2013 00:34 AM

There is a lot to be said for having fresh tomatoes year-round. But the way you've described him, he sounds like Bob of "Twin Peaks" with Norman Bates' mother in the back room.

Bluebird26 posted 5/13/2013 05:07 AM

Wow he sounds like a keeper

I'm thinking TOMATOES is code for something else

SBB posted 5/13/2013 06:23 AM

He sounds like a Tomato Prince.

Or its a Tomato Pyramid scheme.

He still sounds like a better catch than the sad clown I did marry. Bummer.

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