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Topic: On line dating message....he is serious!
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Chrysalis123
♀ 27148
Member # 27148 |  Posted: 6:03 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 |     |
OK, just received a message from this man from an OLD site. For some reason I can't stop giggling....
Things I like to do, I like to do all kinds of things I like planes, trains and automobiles. snow skiing, water skiing, river rafting, riding horses, two step dancing, movies and riding my Harleys and much more. I'll bet I like doing a lot of the same things you like to do. What I'm looking for and what I get, I hope are close. I'm sure what you're looking for is close too. I'm looking for a slender lady or petite lady, (phat, not fat), that wouldn't mind getting her hands dirty, what I mean is; First, I'm living at my mothers house ...lol in XXXXX . My place in (400 miles away) I would like to put up greenhouses and start growing tomatoes year-round or whatever we would love to do. We can sell ever TOMATO we grow for about $1.50 each. Taking care of my mother may not last long. I'm sorry to say. In about a year to 18 months I can probably go anywhere you would like me to go.
This year 2013; I received a grant to grow these tomatoes from a business proposal I put together. I can write a business plan but I don't know all that much about growing tomatoes especially in a greenhouse. So if you know anything about gardening. I can use the help. This is all new to me but I'm going for it. Is there anybody out there that would like to get their hands dirty and join
me in this little adventure of mine? Now maybe you don't want to move or leave your place, you would like to have your soul mate to move in with you. If we connect I don't care where we live.
Someone I once loved gave me/ a box full of darkness/ It took me years to understand/ That this, too, was a gift. - Mary Oliver
Posts: 3894 | Registered: Jan 2010 |
foreverempty
♂ 34426
Member # 34426 | | Posted: 6:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
That is awesome.!
Me BS: 35
Her WW: 34
D Day 5th December 2011
Current status: Filled for divorce 23rd Jan 2012. Response from WW was not to beg for forgiveness, but deleting me from Facebook.
Posts: 676 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: United Kingdom |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 6:11 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Bless his tomato growing heart.
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 37296 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Sad in AZ
♀ 24239
Member # 24239 | | Posted: 6:15 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
How can you say no to that??
Tomatoes! 
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Posts: 23774 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Southern New Mexico |
gonnabe2016
♀ 34823
Member # 34823 | | Posted: 6:19 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Do tomatoes really cost $1.50 each?
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
Posts: 9171 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest |
nowiknow23
♀ 33226
Member # 33226 | | Posted: 6:43 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 37296 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Chrysalis123
♀ 27148
Member # 27148 | | Posted: 6:48 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
The pictures were pricelss too....
1. Bathing suit topless shot taken as he is floating in a pool.
2. obligatory harley shots...3 of them
3. Many self portraits taken in the bathroom mirror
Wanna get your hands dirty? Or maybe he will be your soulmate and move in? Like right away...
Someone I once loved gave me/ a box full of darkness/ It took me years to understand/ That this, too, was a gift. - Mary Oliver
Posts: 3894 | Registered: Jan 2010 |
Kajem
♀ 36134
Member # 36134 | | Posted: 6:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Next!!!!
I don't know about you, but I have enough work to do on my own homestead. LOL.
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 6680 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida |
Williesmom
♀ 22870
Member # 22870 | | Posted: 6:54 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
I love tomatoes..... Maybe he's my solemate....
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright
Posts: 8903 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA |
macakipa
♀ 33735
Member # 33735 | | Posted: 7:22 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
I don't know...riding around on the Harley with a cute basket of tomatoes attached to the handlebars sounds pretty romantic.
M -25 years, T - 31 years, 4 children
Dday October 8, 2011 - Multiple PAs and ONs
Divorced 1-8-13
"When you give a lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life."
Posts: 952 | Registered: Oct 2011 |
Amazonia
♀ 32810
Member # 32810 | | Posted: 7:47 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
It reads a bit like he's a Nigerian prince....
"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ
Posts: 14423 | Registered: Jul 2011 |
Chrysalis123
♀ 27148
Member # 27148 | | Posted: 7:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
ROTFLMAO!!!! Perfect Amazonia
Except he is a white guy with waist length gray hair......kinda surfer dude/raft guide, tomato grower cross.
Someone I once loved gave me/ a box full of darkness/ It took me years to understand/ That this, too, was a gift. - Mary Oliver
Posts: 3894 | Registered: Jan 2010 |
wildbananas
♀ 10552
Member # 10552 | | Posted: 9:26 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Seeing as I work for a tomato processor, I'd probably never get rid of him if I met him. Ew.
Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan
Posts: 15741 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl |
GreatRoleModel
♀ 36809
Member # 36809 | | Posted: 9:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
I can't stop laughing and have tears in my eyes.
Glad to know I am not the only one getting strange messages on these sites. Can't wait to go to the grocery store and look over the tomatoes. [This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 9:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]
BS (me)
XNPDWS
It takes a village to deal with the village idiot!
“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.”
― Robert Frost
Posts: 493 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: USA |
PurpleRose
♀ 33129
Member # 33129 | | Posted: 10:03 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
You say toMAYto, I say no fucking way.
This one is so full of awesome sauce(not the tomato variety) I don't know where to start.
He admits to living with his mother. Check!
He admits that he doesn't reeally have a job.
Check.
He can't write a grammatically correct sentence.
Check.
Wants to move in with his soulmate ASAP.
Check.
Perfection! [This message edited by PurpleRose at 10:04 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]
divorced the Dooosh 8/13
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Dance like nobody is watching,
Text and email like it will be used in court someday...
Posts: 3849 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville |
capri
♀ 14940
Member # 14940 | | Posted: 10:56 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013 | |
I had one similar to that. Second message ever, he was assuring me that the 600 mile distance between us was not too great to overcome, and as we grew closer, we'd find ways to overcome....but he didn't have waist length gray hair. Or want my help growing tomatoes!
Me: free of the secrets and lies!!!
Divorced 10/2011
Posts: 4485 | Registered: Jun 2007 |
InnerLight
♀ 19946
Member # 19946 | | Posted: 12:09 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013 | |
Perhaps I'm jaded from living in rural CA but I see grow 'tomatoes' and I think, Hah! That's not what he's really growing.
I don't think so.
BS, 55 years
D-day 6-2-08
D after 20 years
The journey from Armageddon to Amazing Life happens one step at a time. Don't ever give up!
Posts: 6613 | Registered: Jun 2008 | From: Rural California |
Heavy Sigh
♀ 34243
Member # 34243 | | Posted: 12:34 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013 | |
There is a lot to be said for having fresh tomatoes year-round. But the way you've described him, he sounds like Bob of "Twin Peaks" with Norman Bates' mother in the back room.
Posts: 1926 | Registered: Dec 2011 |
Bluebird26
♀ 36445
Member # 36445 | | Posted: 5:07 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013 | |
Wow he sounds like a keeper
I'm thinking TOMATOES is code for something else
Me: BW
Best thing I gained in my divorce - my freedom.
Life's good.
Posts: 1530 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 6:23 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013 | |
He sounds like a Tomato Prince.
Or its a Tomato Pyramid scheme.
He still sounds like a better catch than the sad clown I did marry. Bummer.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5981 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
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