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User Topic: On line dating message....he is serious!
Chrysalis123
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Default  Posted: 6:03 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OK, just received a message from this man from an OLD site. For some reason I can't stop giggling....

Things I like to do, I like to do all kinds of things I like planes, trains and automobiles. snow skiing, water skiing, river rafting, riding horses, two step dancing, movies and riding my Harleys and much more. I'll bet I like doing a lot of the same things you like to do. What I'm looking for and what I get, I hope are close. I'm sure what you're looking for is close too. I'm looking for a slender lady or petite lady, (phat, not fat), that wouldn't mind getting her hands dirty, what I mean is; First, I'm living at my mothers house ...lol in XXXXX . My place in (400 miles away) I would like to put up greenhouses and start growing tomatoes year-round or whatever we would love to do. We can sell ever TOMATO we grow for about $1.50 each. Taking care of my mother may not last long. I'm sorry to say. In about a year to 18 months I can probably go anywhere you would like me to go.
This year 2013; I received a grant to grow these tomatoes from a business proposal I put together. I can write a business plan but I don't know all that much about growing tomatoes especially in a greenhouse. So if you know anything about gardening. I can use the help. This is all new to me but I'm going for it. Is there anybody out there that would like to get their hands dirty and join
me in this little adventure of mine? Now maybe you don't want to move or leave your place, you would like to have your soul mate to move in with you. If we connect I don't care where we live.


Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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foreverempty
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Default  Posted: 6:05 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That is awesome.!


Me BS: 35
Her WW: 34
D Day 5th December 2011
Current status: Filled for divorce 23rd Jan 2012. Response from WW was not to beg for forgiveness, but deleting me from Facebook.

Posts: 645 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: United Kingdom
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:11 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bless his tomato growing heart.


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


Posts: 26192 | Registered: Aug 2011
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How can you say no to that??

Tomatoes!


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20453 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 6:19 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Do tomatoes really cost $1.50 each?


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8185 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 6:43 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Maybe they are heirloom organic tomatoes?


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


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Chrysalis123
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Default  Posted: 6:48 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The pictures were pricelss too....
1. Bathing suit topless shot taken as he is floating in a pool.

2. obligatory harley shots...3 of them

3. Many self portraits taken in the bathroom mirror

Wanna get your hands dirty? Or maybe he will be your soulmate and move in? Like right away...


Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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Kajem
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Default  Posted: 6:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Next!!!!

I don't know about you, but I have enough work to do on my own homestead. LOL.


I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.

Posts: 5546 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida
Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 6:54 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love tomatoes..... Maybe he's my solemate....


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7820 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
macakipa
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Default  Posted: 7:22 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't know...riding around on the Harley with a cute basket of tomatoes attached to the handlebars sounds pretty romantic.


M -25 years, T - 31 years, 4 children
Dday October 8, 2011 - Multiple PAs and ONs
Divorced 1-8-13
"When you give a lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life."

Posts: 952 | Registered: Oct 2011
Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It reads a bit like he's a Nigerian prince....


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Chrysalis123
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Default  Posted: 7:59 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

ROTFLMAO!!!! Perfect Amazonia

Except he is a white guy with waist length gray hair......kinda surfer dude/raft guide, tomato grower cross.


Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 9:26 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Seeing as I work for a tomato processor, I'd probably never get rid of him if I met him. Ew.


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15435 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
GreatRoleModel
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I can't stop laughing and have tears in my eyes.

Glad to know I am not the only one getting strange messages on these sites. Can't wait to go to the grocery store and look over the tomatoes.

[This message edited by GreatRoleModel at 9:50 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]


BS (me)
XWS (him) NPD
DIVORCED!!!
It takes a village to deal with the village idiot!
ďIf we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.Ē
― Robert Frost

Posts: 393 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: NC
PurpleRose
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Default  Posted: 10:03 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You say toMAYto, I say no fucking way.

This one is so full of awesome sauce(not the tomato variety) I don't know where to start.

He admits to living with his mother. Check!

He admits that he doesn't reeally have a job.
Check.

He can't write a grammatically correct sentence.
Check.

Wants to move in with his soulmate ASAP.
Check.

Perfection!

[This message edited by PurpleRose at 10:04 PM, May 12th (Sunday)]


divorced the Dooosh
*****************************
even if you find your voice,
sometimes it does not matter anymore,
when you speak to a man who is deaf by choice.
~dodinsky

Posts: 3631 | Registered: Aug 2011 | From: Happyville
capri
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Default  Posted: 10:56 PM, May 12th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I had one similar to that. Second message ever, he was assuring me that the 600 mile distance between us was not too great to overcome, and as we grew closer, we'd find ways to overcome....but he didn't have waist length gray hair. Or want my help growing tomatoes!


Me: free of the secrets and lies!!!
Divorced 10/2011

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InnerLight
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Default  Posted: 12:09 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Perhaps I'm jaded from living in rural CA but I see grow 'tomatoes' and I think, Hah! That's not what he's really growing.

I don't think so.


BS, now age 54, d-day 6-2-08, divorced after 17 years M and 20 together. In some ways I have not 'gotten over it'. But I am resilient and have created a good life where I am mostly happy.

Posts: 5902 | Registered: Jun 2008 | From: Rural California
Heavy Sigh
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Default  Posted: 12:34 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

There is a lot to be said for having fresh tomatoes year-round. But the way you've described him, he sounds like Bob of "Twin Peaks" with Norman Bates' mother in the back room.

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Bluebird26
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Default  Posted: 5:07 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow he sounds like a keeper

I'm thinking TOMATOES is code for something else


"Loving someone should not mean losing you. Love empowers you. It shouldn't erase you. - Thelma Davis.

Posts: 1381 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Australia
SBB
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Default  Posted: 6:23 AM, May 13th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He sounds like a Tomato Prince.

Or its a Tomato Pyramid scheme.

He still sounds like a better catch than the sad clown I did marry. Bummer.


I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5658 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
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