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PippaPeach6 posted 5/21/2013 16:36 PM


CORRECTNESS UPDATE

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as :

'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

(edited to remove certain triggers)

She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' (whuh? )

She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

Amazonia posted 5/21/2013 17:35 PM

OVERLY CAUCASIAN

gahurts posted 5/21/2013 18:04 PM

These are good.

FaithFool posted 5/21/2013 22:13 PM

Kajem posted 5/22/2013 21:42 PM

Trouser Cleavage...

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