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User Topic: More Autocorrect Funnies
kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:42 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

Posts: 5337 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 8:47 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

After reading these, I don’t know if I’d rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1811 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
inconnu
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Member # 24518
Default  Posted: 9:38 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.


Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect


Posts: 12187 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
nowiknow23
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Member # 33226
Default  Posted: 9:39 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

God donut! I'm so glad I read these at home instead of at work.


You can call me NIK

"Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you."
-Walt Whitman


Posts: 26546 | Registered: Aug 2011
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 9:54 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Posts: 36820 | Registered: Mar 2011
TrustedHer
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Default  Posted: 11:11 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.


Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.

Posts: 5218 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
Sad in AZ
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Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 12:51 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.


Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

Posts: 20565 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 1:54 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.

I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.



Me: BS
2 kids: DD16 and DS19
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7866 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Unagie
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Default  Posted: 2:45 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss


Posts: 2813 | Registered: Oct 2012
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 7:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13881 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:55 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Game of Throbs


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21575 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Tred
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Default  Posted: 11:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That should have a warning on it to not read at work! Had to close the door to my office


Married: 17 years (14 @JFO)
D-Day: 11/09/11
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)

Posts: 4137 | Registered: Dec 2011
itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 1:42 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"A song of boners"

Posts: 3433 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 1:55 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.

My favorite:

"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."

"Awkward"

"OMG! I meant menstruating"

"No less awkward"

"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"

Bahahahaha


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2938 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
NotDefeatedYet
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Default  Posted: 2:02 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?


"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."

Posts: 769 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
Lucky
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Default  Posted: 8:08 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Birdseed!!


♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥


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MissD
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Default  Posted: 10:09 PM, June 4th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

*bump*


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Crescita
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Default  Posted: 11:15 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?

Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?


“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

Posts: 3578 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
idiot85
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Default  Posted: 11:34 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love autocorrect fails-

"Yeah I have the penis"
"Penis!!"
"Penis!!"
"Effing penis not penis"
"Never mind"

I hadn't even replied haha

I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha

Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.


BH-29 (me)
WW-28

Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.


Posts: 575 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
MissesJai
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Default  Posted: 4:27 PM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

butthurt potatoes...


FWW - 41
"Don't think first about the risks of speaking up. Think first about the risks of not speaking up." ~ Kerry Patterson

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