Topic: More Autocorrect Funnies
Member # 27035
| Posted: 8:42 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
I don't think we've done these in a while. Made me howl!
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
Posts: 5379 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
Member # 32943
| Posted: 8:47 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
After reading these, I don’t know if I’d rather make bitchgobblet potatoes or suction the kids tonight!
Me: BS, 40's.
Posts: 1954 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Member # 24518
| Posted: 9:38 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
omg! dying over here. tears running down my cheeks.
When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch. - Bette Davis
Posts: 12998 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartof, Texas
Member # 33226
| Posted: 9:39 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
Posts: 40181 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 31528
| Posted: 9:54 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
Posts: 50396 | Registered: Mar 2011
Member # 23328
| Posted: 11:11 PM, June 2nd (Sunday), 2013|
Made my mouth hurt. from laughing.
Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.
Posts: 5689 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
|Sad in AZ|
Member # 24239
| Posted: 12:51 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I'm so glad I turned off my auto turducken.
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-62
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
Posts: 25300 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Arizona
Member # 18522
| Posted: 1:54 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I now know it is nearly impossible to eat a bowl of Lucky Charms while you are laughing so hard that tears are rolling down your cheeks and your nose is running.
I haven't had a good laugh like that in ages.
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Posts: 8019 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Member # 37091
| Posted: 2:45 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
Oh God my sides hurt. That was amazing.
Posts: 3615 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 14003
| Posted: 7:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.
If you want them to quit stabbing you in the back, then you need to quit handing them the knife.
Posts: 17070 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Member # 3031
| Posted: 10:55 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 22740 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
Member # 34086
| Posted: 11:52 AM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
Married: 20 years (14 @JFO)
"Ohhhhh...shut up Tred!" - NOT the official SI motto (DS)
Posts: 5488 | Registered: Dec 2011
Member # 31094
| Posted: 1:42 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
"A song of boners"
Posts: 3446 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
Member # 33338
| Posted: 1:55 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
Seriously. I almost hurt myself laughing.
"I was just masturbating and it's SO relaxing..."
"OMG! I meant menstruating"
"No less awkward"
"OMFG! Meditating! What is wrong with this phone???"
Me, 50. (How did THAT happen??)
Him, 42 (JMSSC)
married 20 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.
Posts: 3963 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Member # 33642
| Posted: 2:02 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
I was typing out ATT Uverse on my phone to a forum. It autocorrected 'Uverse' to 'ubersexual'. I corrected it fast enough, but seriously, who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
"It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart."
Posts: 769 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Texas
Member # 6864
| Posted: 8:08 PM, June 3rd (Monday), 2013|
♥ WINE - the other fruit juice! ♥
Posts: 36162 | Registered: Apr 2005
Member # 39377
| Posted: 10:09 PM, June 4th (Tuesday), 2013|
Posts: 70 | Registered: May 2013
Member # 32616
| Posted: 11:15 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
who even puts 'ubersexual' in the dictionary of a phone?
Can't remember what I was typing, but I've gotten that autocorrect too. Seriously, why?
“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning
Posts: 3640 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
Member # 38934
| Posted: 11:34 AM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
I love autocorrect fails-
"Yeah I have the penis"
"Effing penis not penis"
I hadn't even replied haha
I had another one saying "the hotdog's online" i was like 'huh?" The reply was just "i hate this phone" haha
Oh and I texted my sister "He won't want to come- he's more into rape music" - epic fail.
Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur.
Posts: 605 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Old Blighty
Member # 24849
| Posted: 4:27 PM, June 5th (Wednesday), 2013|
MH - 43
Nothing left to give....
"She is clothed with strenth & dignity and she laughs without fear of the future." #BlackLivesMatter
Posts: 7447 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
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