Or you can take the approach my STBXW did: "I don't think I have anything!"
We could translate that to, "I'm not feeling especially syphilitic today." What an idiot! Luckily, our tests came back clean.
And she teaches sex ed to Grade 8 students. I know that she knows better, but she is just arrogant enough to think that she can outsmart any of these STDs that dirty people get.
Two sons: Born 2000 and 2003
Cheating louse: What's her name again?
Finally divorced Jul/17
The best thing about hitting rock bottom is that everything after that looks fucking fabulous!