Gives me hope that one day my kids will stop being a fountain of perpetual knowledge for STBX's never-ending quest of that which is not his business.
I swear to god the douche is taking an inventory of what underwear I wear every day. Like a Lower Muppet Rain Man or something.
Miss 5 "Daddy is a sticky-beak, isn't he?". I ask "What makes you think that?".
"He always wants to know who is with us. And he gets cranky if I don't remember what we had for dinner."
Ah, sweet little 5 year old. Sticky-beak indeed.