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inconnu posted 6/8/2013 10:42 AM

I found out this morning that ex and OW actually got married several months ago and yes, I'm completely amused by it. Now I can finally use wifetress here on SI.

on the bad side, ds told me that he and his brother didn't find out about their dad getting married until after the fact. their dad is such a shit-for-brains stupid ass.

otoh, I got to hear more about ex and wifetress' relationship than I've heard in the past 4 years.

bwahahaha, karma is such a bitch, and apparently so is wifetress.

Sad in AZ posted 6/8/2013 10:48 AM

I got to hear more about ex and wifetress' relationship than I've heard in the past 4 years.

Yuck but I'm glad it amuses you

FaithFool posted 6/8/2013 10:48 AM

Always loved that word.

May his hell be prolonged and nasty.

[This message edited by FaithFool at 10:49 AM, June 8th (Saturday)]

gma56 posted 6/8/2013 10:52 AM

Yes you now can use wifetress.

I now call OW twatwife, gotta keep the twat to describe her.
FT never told his son until after the fact of them getting married either.
We know how well the XHs keep vows and now it's their problem.

Oh and I heard she has tightened her reigns on him. She checks up on him every minute. True love.

[This message edited by gma56 at 10:54 AM, June 8th (Saturday)]

inconnu posted 6/8/2013 10:57 AM

SiA, it was all about how wifetress is insecure, and crazy. Ds said she even brought up the whole credit card theft thing out of the blue last fall, telling son she had nothing to do with it. He was like, that's so in the past.

Oh, and ds also told me I officially lost my "the meanest mom" he'll ever have title, because now he has an evil step-monster. And older son laughed when he found out about the marriage. I love my kids.

nowiknow23 posted 6/8/2013 11:03 AM

May they have all the happiness they deserve.

"wifetress" is such a great, descriptive word - I like it almost as much as "wasband."

inconnu posted 6/8/2013 11:05 AM

omg, the wasband and the wifetress - sounds like a blog post to me.

Sad in AZ posted 6/8/2013 11:08 AM

the wasband and the wifetress


nowiknow23 posted 6/8/2013 11:25 AM

Do you need my mailing address for my cut of the royalties?

inconnu posted 6/8/2013 11:41 AM

I'll let you know when I get the book deal, NIK.

jjct posted 6/8/2013 12:03 PM


Though I prefer to think of the 1st xww's OM as 'scuzband' (since they M'd too)

Don't have a name for the 2nd xww's current bf...maybe 'next' or victim?

(in both scenarios I'm the dang wasband)

nowiknow23 posted 6/8/2013 12:20 PM

jjct - you are SO not a wasband. You're a first edition.

jjct posted 6/8/2013 12:56 PM

muah nik!

SweetheartVixen posted 6/8/2013 20:11 PM

Im glad this amused you. I love that word too but his AF is 77 so she may not live long enough to become a wifetress.

SBB posted 6/9/2013 00:20 AM

Wifetress is one of my favourite words in the SI dictionary.

stronger08 posted 6/9/2013 06:25 AM

I try not to get too nosey about my XWW relationships. However I do know for a fact that when she is in one she tends to leave me alone. My XWW also likes to keep everything a secret. Even mundane shit is treated like state secrets. So that helps as I really don't care as long as it does not effect my son. Prior to her current BF all of her "Dates" were taken men. I assumed she kept tight lipped due to that fact. But this guy is single and 15 years younger then her. But she keeps his existence a secret as well. She is supposed to marry this poor guy. I assume she keeps him close as she does not want the truth getting out about her past. She claims he knows everything about her. I'm sure that's the fable version. Sometimes I feel like its my duty to warn this poor bastard. Ya know its part of the man code LOL. But everyone tells me its not my problem. Yet I do know how she can lie and deceive. Shit, it happened to me. The poor kid has no clue what he is in store for. But hey, maybe she has changed her ways. I doubt it, but maybe.

inconnu posted 6/9/2013 10:32 AM

I have a very strong NC policy. I haven't seen or talked to ex in a year. I don't ask my young adult sons what goes on whenever they're at their dads. In the past 4 years, my sons have rarely volunteered information. It's really just been in the last 4 months or so that ds18 has started talking more to me about his dad and the wifetress.

Oh, and as for leaving me alone, like I said, I haven't seen or talked to ex in a year. I'm pretty sure it's because his really insecure wife keeps him on a very short leash.

Kajem posted 6/9/2013 12:55 PM

XH and NW married a couple of weeks after our divorce was final.. by a notary public in another city.

Their wedding announcement preceded out divorce announcement in my local newspaper. They pulled the marriage license in my county. They lived 2 hours away.

Over a month later they had their fairy tale wedding at their newly built house. The kids (hers and his) were all attendants in the wedding. She wore an off white dress, he was writing his marriage vows that morning. His parents did not want to go, but did as a favor to me... the kids wouldn't know anyone and were stressing about it. And the Inlaws brought the kids home to me. The dog jumped on the table and the cake topper fell and broke. The minister left and the chaplain came to preside over the ceremony. Chaplain was a couple of hours late. Chex mix and peanuts and cake were on the menu.

He tried telling middle DD that his anniversary was a month earlier (knowing his mind doesn't remember dates well) she told him "no dad, you anniversary is mm/dd/yy, I remember, I was there." DD2 told her the truth. She found out during a history assignment

NW keeps him on a very short leash... as well as driving regularly by my house since they moved less than a mile away.

I would not want to be him in his marriage.



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