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Topic: Tuesday morning Teslet funny
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tesla
♀ 34697
Member # 34697 |  Posted: 8:44 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 |     |
You gotta find the humor somewhere, right?
Teslet comes in this morning to tell me that it is time to get up because the sun is out (nevermind the sun comes up here at 5:45  ).
Me: "You know, you should probably make me a pot of coffee if you are going to wake me up."
Teslet: "I'm not big enough to make coffee. I need to be a dad before I make coffee."
Me: "Right, so that won't be until you are 45."
Teslet: "You know, mom...stripper whore is only 560 and dad is 1,230!" Imagine 4 year old shock and indignation.
Me: "huh. And how old is mom?"
Teslet with big ole grin on his face: "You are 113."
 
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4956 | Registered: Jan 2012 |
h0peless
♂ 36697
Member # 36697 | | Posted: 9:09 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
But you don't look a day over 108.
Posts: 1910 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Baja Arizona |
Lola2kids
♀ 32789
Member # 32789 | | Posted: 9:09 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
What a cutie, seriously!
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(10)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
Posts: 1541 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Ontario, Canada |
peridot
♀ 18334
Member # 18334 | | Posted: 10:55 AM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Lol
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
Posts: 4823 | Registered: Feb 2008 |
jo2love
♀ 31528
Member # 31528 | | Posted: 1:24 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Posts: 37545 | Registered: Mar 2011 |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 3:39 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5778 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
fallingquickly
♀ 36599
Member # 36599 | | Posted: 4:14 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. (Criminal Minds)
I saw him, I could not unsee him. -StrongButBroken
There came a point when it was too painful to love him, so I stopped.
Posts: 460 | Registered: Aug 2012 |
roughroadahead
♀ 36060
Member # 36060 | | Posted: 5:10 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
That's funny! I even imagine it with Teslet saying "stripper whore"
BS-Me 30s
WS-Him 30s
D-Day 4/2012 (Insisted EA only)
D-Day 5/2012 (Did I say EA? Ummm..)
Numerous other TT/broken NC d-days until S 1/2013. D settled 11/2013
MOW-coworker, 40s.
2 DS and DD all w/autism
Posts: 745 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: USA |
Nature_Girl
♀ 32554
Member # 32554 | | Posted: 5:35 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
Posts: 10283 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA |
scotslass
♀ 39204
Member # 39204 | | Posted: 9:56 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
3 wonderful children (sometimes!!)
18 ds
16 dd
14 ds
Me. - moving on and upward !!!
Posts: 102 | Registered: May 2013 | From: Texas |
Kajem
♀ 36134
Member # 36134 | | Posted: 10:03 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
I love that kid... and I've never even met him!!
Hugs,
K
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - Unknown
Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
Posts: 5908 | Registered: Jul 2012 | From: Florida |
debbysbaby
♀ 32962
Member # 32962 | | Posted: 10:42 PM, June 11th (Tuesday), 2013 | |
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Posts: 900 | Registered: Aug 2011 |
Vulcanized
♀ 33523
Member # 33523 | | Posted: 12:21 AM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Me: MH 40s; Him: MH 40s (I had RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: D'd
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Everything is as it should be.
Posts: 826 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania |
didiknow
♂ 39410
Member # 39410 | | Posted: 12:47 AM, June 12th (Wednesday), 2013 | |
Me-BH (38)
Her-WW (27)
M Aug 29, 2010
D-day May 25, 2013
A #1 June 2012
A #2 Late 2012-May 2013
No matter what "new" information you find out, it's all just part of the same iceberg, hidden under the surface.
Posts: 50 | Registered: May 2013 | From: wa |
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