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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 2:44 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
You gotta find the humor somewhere, right?
Teslet comes in this morning to tell me that it is time to get up because the sun is out (nevermind the sun comes up here at 5:45 
).
Me: "You know, you should probably make me a pot of coffee if you are going to wake me up."
Teslet: "I'm not big enough to make coffee. I need to be a dad before I make coffee."
Me: "Right, so that won't be until you are 45."
Teslet: "You know, mom...stripper whore is only 560 and dad is 1,230!" Imagine 4 year old shock and indignation.
Me: "huh. And how old is mom?"
Teslet with big ole grin on his face: "You are 113."
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
h0peless ( member #36697) posted at 3:09 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
But you don't look a day over 108.
Lola2kids ( member #32789) posted at 3:09 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
BS: (Me) 48
Kids: twins DD(11)
D-Day April 18, 2011
Him:out Sept. 11, 2011
He moved an ocean away June 27, 2014.
"They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder but I am growing more and more fond of his absence"
peridot ( member #18334) posted at 4:55 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
Lol
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
jo2love ( member #31528) posted at 7:24 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 9:39 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
fallingquickly ( member #36599) posted at 10:14 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. (Criminal Minds)
I saw him, I could not unsee him. -StrongButBroken
There came a point when it was too painful to love him, so I stopped.
roughroadahead ( member #36060) posted at 11:10 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
That's funny! I even imagine it with Teslet saying "stripper whore"
BS-Me 30s
WS-Him 30s
D-Day 4/2012 (Insisted EA only)
D-Day 5/2012 (Did I say EA? Ummm..)
Numerous other TT/broken NC d-days until S 1/2013. D settled 11/2013
MOW-coworker, 40s.
2 DS and DD all w/autism
Nature_Girl ( member #32554) posted at 11:35 PM on Tuesday, June 11th, 2013
Me = BS
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - DIVORCED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgjyDFfJuU
scotslass ( member #39204) posted at 3:56 AM on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013
Out of the mouth of babes!
Me. - moving on and upward !!!
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 4:03 AM on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013
I love that kid... and I've never even met him!!
Hugs,
K
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
debbysbaby ( member #32962) posted at 4:42 AM on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Vulcanized ( member #33523) posted at 6:21 AM on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013
Me: fBW/MH 40s
3.26.13: Liberation day: D'd the whiny turd after being saddled with a serial cheating, NPD, jitbag 10 years too long
Now:-----> Everything is as it should be
didiknow ( new member #39410) posted at 6:47 AM on Wednesday, June 12th, 2013
Me-BH (38)
Her-WW (27)
M Aug 29, 2010
D-day May 25, 2013
A #1 June 2012
A #2 Late 2012-May 2013
No matter what "new" information you find out, it's all just part of the same iceberg, hidden under the surface.
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