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tesla posted 6/11/2013 08:44 AM

You gotta find the humor somewhere, right?

Teslet comes in this morning to tell me that it is time to get up because the sun is out (nevermind the sun comes up here at 5:45 ).

Me: "You know, you should probably make me a pot of coffee if you are going to wake me up."

Teslet: "I'm not big enough to make coffee. I need to be a dad before I make coffee."

Me: "Right, so that won't be until you are 45."

Teslet: "You know, mom...stripper whore is only 560 and dad is 1,230!" Imagine 4 year old shock and indignation.

Me: "huh. And how old is mom?"

Teslet with big ole grin on his face: "You are 113."

h0peless posted 6/11/2013 09:09 AM

But you don't look a day over 108.

Lola2kids posted 6/11/2013 09:09 AM

What a cutie, seriously!

peridot posted 6/11/2013 10:55 AM

Lol

jo2love posted 6/11/2013 13:24 PM

SBB posted 6/11/2013 15:39 PM

Love it!

fallingquickly posted 6/11/2013 16:14 PM

roughroadahead posted 6/11/2013 17:10 PM

That's funny! I even imagine it with Teslet saying "stripper whore"

Nature_Girl posted 6/11/2013 17:35 PM

scotslass posted 6/11/2013 21:56 PM

Out of the mouth of babes!

Kajem posted 6/11/2013 22:03 PM

I love that kid... and I've never even met him!!

Hugs,

K

debbysbaby posted 6/11/2013 22:42 PM

Vulcanized posted 6/12/2013 00:21 AM

didiknow posted 6/12/2013 00:47 AM

lmao