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million pieces posted 6/11/2013 17:24 PM

...because my friends that haven't been through this wouldn't really understand and I am over everything, etc...

Weeeellll, asshat was served last week for CS modification. I got the notice from the ?server in the mail today. Evidently, he wasn't home so they delivered it to someone else that lived there. They have her physical description listed before her signature. It was a woman who was listed as early 40s and over 60lbs heavier than me.

The wifetress is actually 10yrs younger than me and while she is bigger than me, I don't actually know what her weight is.

I wasn't sure who answered the door and signed for was the wifetress!!!!

I guess she wasn't looking so hot when she answered the door

GabyBaby posted 6/11/2013 17:32 PM

SBB posted 6/11/2013 17:47 PM

Oh.My.Ribs. That there is GOLD!!

I have sort of the opposite story. I stopped by the servo (gas station?) near the marital home - X and I have known the attendant for several years.

Attendant asks me how many children I have. I was confused "two - you know my girls". He then asks me if the sad clown has other children.

Then it hits me.

Um, no. That 'teen' is actually that 40 y/o loser's 24 y/o girlfriend and yes she does really dress like that.

His face was priceless - picture an east-asian "O..M..F..G". Then he says a simple "Yuck".

newnormal posted 6/11/2013 17:55 PM

Spits drink on lap funny. You should have had a warning on this post.

Loyalty2Liberty posted 6/11/2013 22:37 PM

Funny how "all that" the AP looks to us because our spouses saw fit to do so much harm in the name of their charms. WS may even extoll their beauty and virtue to us so much we start to believe it.

Funny how differeng things can look through a fresh set of eyes...

Vulcanized posted 6/11/2013 23:52 PM

Funny how willing they are to trade in their Mustang for a Pinto.

GabyBaby posted 6/11/2013 23:54 PM

A Pinto? Sounds more like a Yugo...

Vulcanized posted 6/12/2013 00:14 AM


ifonlyi posted 6/12/2013 13:05 PM

Pacer. Definitely a Pacer.

million pieces posted 6/12/2013 20:46 PM

I love you all!

wannabenormal posted 6/12/2013 20:52 PM

Oh dear, Mrs. Doubtfire signed?!

Never a good thing. "Oohhh, hello!" I picture the face dip in the cake 'facial'. LOL!

Asstard wifey. Tee hee!

Violated posted 6/13/2013 01:03 AM

Snort! Pinto to Pacer! Needed that laugh, thanks

ButterflyGirl posted 6/13/2013 01:29 AM

Never a good thing. "Oohhh, hello!" I picture the face dip in the cake 'facial'. LOL!

I had a mutual friend see STBX and MOW at a bar, and the friend asked me if he really left me for the Wicked Witch of the West. I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that!!

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