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NoTriangles posted 6/18/2013 22:23 PM

(I started to post this in NB, but I suspect I might rant/vent (and will most assuredly be name calling) so here goes:

Meep meep! Vroom vroom! I think I hear the sound of the Karma Bus!!

I haven't posted much lately as I have been trying to focus on moving on and extraction from Fucktardville etc. I wont bore you all with the details here .... most of my story is in my profile if you need a refresher ... or a good mope. However, I thought I would share some interesting updates for anyone who might be interested.

My company was sold to a competitor in Feb. Today we learned of a 10% Reduction In Force (IT only) that includes ....

Screechypants The Braying Bonked Whore Betraying Halloween Party Massacre Hostess From Hell!!!!!!!

Couldn't happen to a better person. You fucking nasty bitch.

(Note: I have no further intel on the fallout between Screechypants and ChurchBob the Whorebonker (who was/is Fucktard's bud). My gut says ChurchBob tucked tail and made amends with his betrayed wife.)

Nonetheless, I am so on-my-knees grateful that I will never have to hear the squeal of that black-hearted pig of a woman ... who knowingly walked me to the slaughter and then, after helping destroy my relationship, tried to destroy my job as well... As of July 19th, i will never again hear her screeching at 50 decibels in my workplace.

I feel like a Infomercial....

But wait!! There's more!!!

I have also learned .... That Fucktard has moved back to Fucktard Land!!!! He is no longer 4 miles up the street. The beach is mine again!! I can reclaim my neighborhood!!!!

I don't know or really care the reason why he moved back to suburbia. Can't sell his former marital home? Moved in with Troutface? Knocked her up? Who cares? He is gone and I can feel safe in my community again.

Two of the biggest triggers in my life minimized???


Thank you, God, and all the angels, for reminding me that it's a marathon, and not a sprint....

This is great incentive to continue my migration away from this mess...

Peace & love to all who are still running. Keep going!!!!


[This message edited by NoTriangles at 2:51 AM, June 19th (Wednesday)]

gonnabe2016 posted 6/18/2013 22:27 PM

I love that you have your 'beach paradise' back to yourself and don't have to share....

Yay NT!!!!

fraeuken posted 6/18/2013 22:36 PM

Great Karma story. Can't wait for my Ex to move out of the neighborhood in October. I get the 'feeling safe in your neighborhood' thing 1000%.


caregiver9000 posted 6/18/2013 22:38 PM


thank goodness it is NOT a sprint...

crazyblindsided posted 6/19/2013 00:10 AM

I love it!!! Your Karma story is a perfect one. I'm so happy that you got to witness it too. There's nothing like watching revenge happen on it's own.

AussieMum posted 6/19/2013 00:19 AM

How very satisfying!!

Bravenewgirl posted 6/19/2013 02:59 AM


That is so awesome NT. Its great to hear from you again. I am so happy that her pants will be screeching somewhere else, far, far away from your fabulosity.

Now, hit that beach.

I am doing the happy dance for you!


MovingUpward posted 6/19/2013 05:13 AM

cayc posted 6/19/2013 05:32 AM

Heh. That is fabulous news. Im grinning from ear to ear.

And I bet the clearing of foul air around you now that those 2 are no longer stealing your oxygen & polluting your waters will give you further energy to continue boldly on the journey to a much happier life.

SisterMilkshake posted 6/19/2013 06:22 AM

Doing the happy dance for you, NT. Thanks so much for sharing, it gives us all hope!

itainteasy posted 6/19/2013 06:34 AM

Hi NT!!

This story is AWESOME!

BuhBye Screechypants!!
BuhBye Fucktard!

selkiescot posted 6/19/2013 06:43 AM

Yay Beep beep love that bus

NoTriangles posted 6/19/2013 21:22 PM

Thank you all for the support. It definitely feels good to see the universe right itself a bit.

More importantly, these recent events make it that much easier to continue building a beautiful new life without that surrounding ugliness and negative energy.

SO good to 'see' all you too, my friends!! Thank for sharing in my little happy dance with me!

wannabenormal posted 6/20/2013 00:38 AM

Toot-toot!! Run over that shitty Halloween Party hostess again! (for some reason, you saying she was a hostess from hell CRACKED me up! That bitch didn't only fuck up my life but her whore ass served appetizers on dinner plates!).

Fuck are doing SO well!

Thiscantbhapning posted 6/20/2013 09:24 AM

This story makes me smile.

Williesmom posted 6/20/2013 10:32 AM


If you lose your job, you could have a future in comedy - that is some funny stuff!

Markone posted 6/20/2013 15:35 PM

Sure hope you left him that nasty blowpop and an anonymous note saying "good riddance from the 'hood, M-Fer!"

JanaGreen posted 6/20/2013 16:01 PM

Awesome news!

Kajem posted 6/20/2013 17:10 PM

I love THIS!!!...Enjoy that beach.. NT.



NoTriangles posted 6/20/2013 19:33 PM

Sure hope you left him that nasty blowpop and an anonymous note saying "good riddance from the 'hood, M-Fer!"

Bwahahahaha!!! OMG! I am SO tempted to do that!!!

(No, no. Bad, NT. Bad, Bad. NC NC NC NC NC!)

But really? Lamest. Move. Ever. Right?

I can't express to all of you how good it feels to feel and hear your support. Even after taking a break. It reinforces that I am moving in the right direction and that I can finally see through the nonsense.

I promise you all. It does get so much better....

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