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TattoodChinaDoll posted 6/19/2013 23:43 PM

I posted a few months ago how I swallowed a piece of bread and it went up my nose. I had to blow bread out of my nose. It sucked. I thought everyone could enjoy a laugh at my expense. So tonight I did something stupid that I thought you all would enjoy.

I was looking for my phone arm band thingie for running. It had been on the foot of the bed and fell underneath. Of course it wasn't anywhere I could just bend and get it, I had to get on the floor. So I'm pulling things out and I find this oval, plastic thing that looks like it has a speaker on one side. It was about 2 inches long. Seriously very first thought was that he had hidden a VAR under the bed so he could record me since we do not sleep together anymore. I thought he wanted to capture me crying or something. And not only did I think that, but I thought he was being extra sneaky because it was so small and so odd looking that he went out of his way to buy spy gear. And do you know what it was? I'm such an idiot. On closer inspection it said Build A Bear on it. The kids had made me a bear and put one of those recorded sayings inside. It says, I love you. SMH.

BeautifulEmpty posted 6/19/2013 23:54 PM

Lol omg you sound like me! >.<
Great story!

losingmyground posted 6/20/2013 01:10 AM

You made me smile big time. The kids rescue us at such an unknown time.

Cookie7088 posted 6/20/2013 08:11 AM

Well...thank goodness you recognized it before "Build a Bear" met "Mr. Hammer."

confused615 posted 6/20/2013 08:14 AM

SisterMilkshake posted 6/20/2013 08:22 AM

Faithful w/Love posted 6/20/2013 08:32 AM

To funny. I would have thought the same thing...

TattoodChinaDoll posted 6/20/2013 08:41 AM

The stitching on the back of the bear had opened awhile ago. And I had squeezed around its body to find the sound box. When I didn't find it, I just assumed it was still in there but hidden in fluff. Well, now I know it fell out. It's a good thing my first reaction wasn't to storm downstairs and throw it at him. That would have made me look really dumb!

TrustGone posted 6/20/2013 08:41 AM

At least you didn't think it was a bomb like the WH when the VAR his BW put in his car, fell in his lap.

TattoodChinaDoll posted 6/20/2013 12:39 PM

You know how after you've been here awhile you tend to think everything has to do with SI. Like if you see WH, you automatically think wayward husband. Or, for example, I saw a sign on the street that said, "Having an affair?" I had to look again because they meant a party. Well, as soon as I saw Build a Bear the first thing that popped in my mind was that story!

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