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Bravenewgirl posted 6/21/2013 05:12 AM

So, come to find out that OW used to sniff WH's dong before she went down on him. She thought she was being subtle, but he noticed. She was checking to see if it smelled, like, He had told her we were in a sexless marriage.

How crazy is it that OW was checking to see if her MARRIED BOYFRIEND was cheating on her!? The mind reels.

Poor widdle WH had to wash his junk twice in one day sometimes.

41andthankful posted 6/21/2013 06:06 AM

I'm sorry, you made me spit my coffee out! What is wrong with people? I have learned more than I ever cared to being on si. Happy Friday to you.

wifeno2 posted 6/21/2013 06:13 AM

Well, at least she wasn't buying his Bulls*#t.

makes me mad posted 6/21/2013 06:21 AM

I feel sick now, urghhhhh yuk

Pudding posted 6/21/2013 06:29 AM

sorry this made me laugh out loud, wtf???

huRtZ413 posted 6/21/2013 06:43 AM

yeah ok a husband isnt screwing his wife

she knew but she didnt care. those ppl are ok getting crumbs.

TheRealDeal posted 6/21/2013 06:44 AM

I'm sorry because I know this probably isn't quite the reaction I should have considering the situation, but I'm ROFLMAO with tears streaming down my face.

that tidbit of info and envisioning something similar happening to my xSO made me smile on friday morning

makes me mad posted 6/21/2013 06:46 AM

Don't know about all right getting crumbs, seem to be all right getting sloppy seconds!
If she wanted to sniff weiners she should have bought a jar of tiny sausages, that would keep her going for a while

curiouswiz posted 6/21/2013 06:46 AM

This is hilarious BNG!!! F'n hilarious! I'll bet he was insulted! HA!

Why do they even tell us this crap?

Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose, maybe it will hide somewhere in the darkest recesses of my mind...ahaahhaahahaaa

Bravenewgirl posted 6/21/2013 07:24 AM

Oh please laugh! I did.

If you don't laugh at this shit you will cry.

If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

What a stupid bitch. I mean really.

NoTriangles posted 6/21/2013 07:42 AM


I read the subject and started laughing. Then I saw the poster and laughed even harder because, of course, this topic HAD to be yours, right, Brave????

Thanks for your post. I did not know that the Canadian Hippie Chimp sniffed weenies. Apparently, I missed that episode of Animal Planet!

Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

Oh My Gosh, my cheeks hurt I am laughing so hard!!!

HFSSC posted 6/21/2013 08:11 AM

Too funny...stuck in my head now. Shaking it loose

Heh heh heh..... You said "shaking it". Heh heh heh.

Ostrich80 posted 6/21/2013 08:37 AM

Funny and gross at the same time. So was that her green light ...her indicator that it was fine to continue on? What a freaky link. Thanks for the giggle.

mike7 posted 6/21/2013 08:44 AM

Bigger posted 6/21/2013 08:45 AM

Why are you surprised? That's what bithces do!

TrustGone posted 6/21/2013 08:48 AM

I needed a good laugh this morning and that was too funny... Those people are so pathetic. I know we ask them to tell us the truth and tell us everything, but was that something he really thought he needed to share with you. Honestly, somethings are better left unsaid unless you want to be laughed at for being so stupid in the first place.

FaithFool posted 6/21/2013 08:48 AM

Canadian Hippie Chimp

Oh right, blame Canada...

Kelany posted 6/21/2013 08:51 AM

My husband smelled off once. After Dday, I realized why. Made me sick.

NeverAgain2013 posted 6/21/2013 08:56 AM

If I had known, I would have soaked his junk in canned tuna water while he was sleeping. Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

Hell - if you had known, you could have 'helped' him wash his a meat grinder.

SisterMilkshake posted 6/21/2013 09:03 AM

Smell that fish dong OW....SMELL IT.

For some reason I now have the Canadian National Anthem going through my head.

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