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User Topic: Did you know?
click4it
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Default  Posted: 12:55 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

that hummingbirds can't walk?

Post your next silly did you know statement below.


Me: 42
Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25628 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 1:13 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The length of your foot is the same as the length of your forearm.


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13879 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 1:17 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.


The length of your foot is the same as the length of your forearm.

How many people just now put their foot up to their arm?


Posts: 1871 | Registered: Jul 2012
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 1:22 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That if you try to measure your foot against your forearm while you are sitting in an office chair, several things are likely to happen?

1. 300 people will suddenly have had a reason to walk by your office and look in the door.

2. You will fall out of your chair.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2937 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 1:40 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


300 people will suddenly have had a reason to walk by your office and look in the door.

Why is it that you can do something so extraordinary, say break a world's record, and nobody sees it, but the minute you do something stupid the whole world is there?

Oh HFSSC here's one more for your list:

3) You realize you are wearing a dress/skirt at the time.


Posts: 1871 | Registered: Jul 2012
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 1:42 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

4) and no underwear


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13879 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 1:43 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh, well I feel better now, because I at least have on pants AND underwear!


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2937 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 1:48 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

Posts: 1871 | Registered: Jul 2012
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 2:42 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I had to look that one up Does not appear to be true.

Both come from the Latin word testis which means 'witness' where 'testicles' were named as a witness to verility.


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21572 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
click4it
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Default  Posted: 3:36 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMAO...I just put my foot up to my forearm and thought no fucking way can my foot be as long as my forearm...and what do you know? I have a BIG fucking foot!!!

omg these are good...keep em coming.

lmao waitin4!! Sounds good enough to be true!!


Me: 42
Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25628 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
Waiting4Daylite
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Default  Posted: 3:40 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I looked that one up too. But can't you just picture a group of Roman men sitting around with their hands "firmly" in their laps promising to tell the truth?

Posts: 1871 | Registered: Jul 2012
Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 3:46 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My foot is way shorter! Damn Hobbit feet.

Did you know some snakes can open doors and turn on light switches?


Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Rec'd.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

Posts: 6693 | Registered: Jan 2011
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 4:03 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

But can't you just picture a group of Roman men sitting around with their hands "firmly" in their laps promising to tell the truth?

As long as they were 5 year old boys I could believe it


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37863 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
unfound
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Default  Posted: 4:13 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

kangaroos can't jump backwards

squirrels can't back down a tree (they have to go head first)

rats can't vomit

15 year old boys can't see a clothes hamper

a group of crows is called a "murder"

elephants can't jump

I'll take odd animal facts for 200 Alex


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

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little turtle
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Default  Posted: 4:30 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Not true. I've seen every episode up to disc 3 in season 6. It wasn't until the 4th season where Superman started appearing much more frequently, particularly in Jerry's apartment. I was getting frustrated because I wasn't seeing or catching any Superman references. I did a little google research and discovered that its' a myth!

My random fact-
There are more chickens in the world than people.


Failure is success if we learn from it.

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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 4:37 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My little factoid: the phrase "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" comes from medieval times during the jousting contests. It*was* all fun and games until someone lost an eye due to a lance to the face.


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5896 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Lucky2HaveMe
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Default  Posted: 4:49 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Fuck is an acronym for
Fornication Under Consent of the King


Love isn't what you say, it's what you do.

Posts: 6769 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: WNY
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 7:28 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Did you know...

Men's biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women's biggest fear is that men will kill them.

OK; it's not a fact, it's a joke--but a VERY true joke!


Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

Posts: 20555 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:55 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have noticed in almost all or maybe all there is a Mac Plus computer in every Seinfeld episode. Its on the desk in his apartment.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


Posts: 3523 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Georgia
looking forward
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Default  Posted: 8:06 PM, June 21st (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

...that there is a guinea pig suit of armour for sale on eBay....bids end in 5 minutes...currently $24,300.00....for charity

[This message edited by looking forward at 8:16 PM, June 21st (Friday)]


Memory and hope; one looks backward, and the other forward; one is of today, the other of tomorrow.
"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." (Joseph Campbell)

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