Hilarious. Tonight is the first night of girl weekend with my BFF visiting from out of town.
Must be the full moon or something. Fuckwit calls on my land line -- this never rings unless it's telemarketers -- and I'm thinking who the heck is this calling at 10:30 pm??
He's in some hotel room wrapping up a tour, on his way home tomorrow, just felt like a chat.
Launched into telling me all about the band yada yada, the hotel yada yada, flight tomorrow yada yada....
I'm like, uh, yeah OK, we're just sitting down to dinner, gotta go, bye now.
Funny cos this BFF is one of the first he tried to hit on two years into the marriage.
She can't stand him, LOL.
I'm pretty sure he found someone else in his phone list to give him some attention tonite. All I know is it ain't me, babe, no, no, no, it ain't me babe....