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tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 2:01 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Teslet is home. He is skyping with his uncle right now, telling him all about his trip.
Humorous exchange story...I get out and give Teslet a big hug and he gets into the car. Ex-shat runs in to grab a bag of stuff...he gets a souvenir out of his trunk and suddenly stripper whore materializes on the porch with OC and she needs ex-shat's help with OC.
Bitch, I'm only going to be here for a few more seconds.
Then I'm on my way out and I see her in my rearview miror waving a big mickey stuffed toy. I throw it in reverse and somehow managed to miss her.
She hands Teslet the stuffed animal and apologizes that it has chocolate on it, she wasn't sure how to get it out. Um...ok, thanks. Made Teslet tell her thank you. Man, she is nasty looking...you can see how she is going to age and lose the looks she holds so dear. Also, she wasn't wearing a bra and had a strapless tube top on. Her milk jug tits were hanging halfway to her stomach.
To recap: my child is back where he belongs and he had a really great time and he keeps saying how he needs to take me on some of the rides.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Kajem ( member #36134) posted at 2:02 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I thought I felt the universe shift. Glad all is well in teslaville.
Hugs,
[This message edited by Kajem at 8:03 PM, June 23rd (Sunday)]
I trust you is a better compliment than I love you, because you may not trust the person you love, but you can always love the person you trust. - UnknownRelationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
IrishLass518 ( member #34373) posted at 2:10 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
So glad he is home with you again. Now begins my week without Irishlad
Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"
sudra ( member #30143) posted at 2:18 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Me (BW) (5\64), Him(SAWH) (68)Married 31 years, 1 son (28), 1 stepdaughter (36) DDay #1 January 2004DDay #2 7-27-2010 7 month EA/PA (became "engaged" to OW before he told me he wanted a divorce)Working on R
tryingagain74 ( member #33698) posted at 2:21 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Yay! I'm glad he's home. And tell that woman to put on a bra! Yeesh!
FBS; now happily liberated!
Two DS and One DD
It matters not how strait the gate,/How charged with punishments the scroll./I am the master of my fate:/I am the captain of my soul.--"Invictus," William Ernest Henley
npain ( member #33539) posted at 2:45 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Yay! Teslet is home where he belongs!
And yes, no breastfeeding woman should be without at bra for God's sake! Second on that!
S, Filed 4/17/14--YAY, ME!!
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 3:01 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
hmmm...well, the whiny temper tantrums have started as well. Operation intensive behavior modification is underway.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
nowiknow23 ( member #33226) posted at 3:06 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Strength to you, tesla!
You can call me NIK
And never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
― Sarah McMane
fallingquickly ( member #36599) posted at 4:33 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Yay! Teslet is home. Did you get most of the things done on your list?
Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going. (Criminal Minds)
I saw him, I could not unsee him. -StrongButBroken
There came a point when it was too painful to love him, so I stopped.
peridot ( member #18334) posted at 5:39 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Where is the like button? We need one of those here. I'm glad he is home. The tantrums are probably because he's been on an overload of fun and now he's home, things are getting back to normal. All kids do that when they are over stimulated. He'll be back to his normal self before too long.
The OW sounds like complete trash.
I think...therefore, I'm single.
It is what it is.
numbandnauseous ( member #34525) posted at 5:46 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
tesla, that description of the OW is priceless! She sounds so trashy. She feels insecure around you; that's why she had to keep your ex on his leash while you were around.
So glad your baby is home and unscathed. Enjoy many hugs and cuddles!
BS (me) - 50
WH - 58, EA with HS GF x 2, now deceased
M: 15 years, T: 20, divorced
2 teenage children
DDay#1 - Christmas 2011 (OW#1)
Confronted - 4/6/12
DDay#2 - July 9, 2012 (OW#2)
He is an SA (Oct 2012)
debbysbaby ( member #32962) posted at 7:16 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
dmari ( member #37215) posted at 7:19 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I'm happy for you and you too damn funny!
MissMoneypenny ( new member #34714) posted at 7:27 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Dear Tesla,
so good to hear that your boy is back, had a great time and don`t worry, he will be back into his routine in no time. I hope you got time for yourself and had time to relax ! I am having 4 weeks by myself now while DS and DD are with their father and his family- happy that they are enjoying a wonderful time with their granny and counsins also and what thrills me most is that before OW has been shifted to her home country where she gets to spend the summer with her mama and WITHOUT WS or my children. Even her birthday poor skank had to celebrate without him
" The only thing I have in common with OW is our birthday "
SBB ( member #35229) posted at 11:39 AM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
Great news!! I'm not looking forward to my first week apart from them.
Interestingly the sad clown was recently trying to change the 2/2/3 schedule to weekly. FTG. They are too young to be apart from me for a week at a time.
I can't imagine someone WANTING to be away from their child for a week at a time. Yes it will happen for the Christmas holidays but that is different to every single fucking week.
Sorry for the t/j vent. I'm trying to prepare myself for a week without them and evidently I have a ways to go.
I'm thrilled he is back in your arms right where he should be.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
tesla (original poster member #34697) posted at 12:21 PM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I got a lot done and even did a couple of nice things for myself.
It's ironic to me that ex-shat left me because he wanted to lead this mid-20's single bachelor life (or because I was driving him to commit suicide, you pick) and here he is, saddled with stripper whore family and I actually got to enjoy being single for a week and doing whatever I wanted. Kinda nice.
You know what's even nicer? Teslet waking up in the middle of the night, crawling into my bed and snuggling.
The insecurity vibes and the inferiority vibes that I got from stripper whore and ex-shat respectively last night was weird. I guess time has a way of making them insignificant to me...now they are just an amusing story I tell people.
Of course, it would be nice if the idiot would figure out how to make an electronic CS payment. Oh well, another email to the lawyer, I guess. Probably time to start threatening him with some of the consequences of not paying CS.
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
itainteasy ( member #31094) posted at 1:30 PM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I'm so glad Teslet is home
"Milk jug tits" made me laugh so hard I snorted water through my nose.
TrustGone ( member #36654) posted at 3:25 PM on Monday, June 24th, 2013
I am glad teslet is home safe and sound, other than the readjustment tantrums which always suck. Best to do something to insure CS like autowithdrawal from his job. If not before you know it he will have to have those "Milk Jugs" moved back up to their proper position.
XWH#2-No longer my monkey Divorced 8/15, Now married to a wonderful man.
"A person is either an asset or a lesson"
"Changing who you are with does not change who you are"
FaithFool ( member #20150) posted at 12:37 AM on Tuesday, June 25th, 2013
Sorry you have to darken your day with a visit to Dogpatch... Or should that be Dogsnatch?
She sounds just *lovely*.
Your x is a clueless idiot.
[This message edited by FaithFool at 6:38 PM, June 24th (Monday)]
DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire
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