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User Topic: Malapropisms-t/j of Sayings
Sad in AZ
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Funny  Posted: 8:58 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've heard some good ones.

The X used to say "Six of one; dozen of the other" He could never understand when I tried to explain how this was wrong

He and his mother used to say:
"Be more pacific." (specific)

He mother used to like to stay at the Marionette Hotel (the Marriott)

DS used to say: "No ho hoseway" (No way Jose)

One of my best friends does things 'on the sperm of the moment' (spur)


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20432 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
looking forward
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Default  Posted: 9:08 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pet peeve...

...misuse of of

...as in "Get off of the couch!"

... should be "Get off the couch!"


Oh, and another one....
This really irritates me about Dr. Phil... He always references people as "that" instead of "who!"

[This message edited by looking forward at 9:10 PM, June 24th (Monday)]


Memory and hope; one looks backward, and the other forward; one is of today, the other of tomorrow.
"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain." (Joseph Campbell)

Posts: 2855 | Registered: Aug 2009 | From: Where a river runs through it
somanyyears
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Default  Posted: 9:19 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


..

@Sad.. "no ho hoseway"

..

@ looking.. gotta love good grammmar!!!

..my personal choice, grammar-wise is.." Get the f#@* off my couch!"

..howz my spelling??

smy


trust no other human- love only your pets
She isn't and never was who I thought..I can't believe who I married and what she did to us.
Me 67
Her 63
Married 42 yrs (together 47)
18 yr LTA with bf


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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 9:20 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He could never understand when I tried to explain how this was wrong


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 9:27 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The X used to say "Six of one; dozen of the other" He could never understand when I tried to explain how this was wrong

I have a coworker who is the same way, except he says, "One of one, half dozen of the other.", when we are discussing a decision at work. I usually respond with, "Well, the answer is clear, then!"


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Unagie
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Heard someone say one day that she killed one bird with two stones.


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No longer together

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:07 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

For all intensive purposes, I have little to add to this thread.


You can call me NIK

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- Carlos Santana


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woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 10:17 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My XH supposubly knew everything.

Used to drive me up a wall when he would say that.


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


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aesir
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Default  Posted: 10:59 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One of my best friends does things 'on the sperm of the moment' (spur)
Since this is a good friend, I will assume that is a malapropism rather than an accurate description.

At least it is still accurate when I mess with people by saying "Six and a half dozen of one or the other."

He mother used to like to stay at the Marionette Hotel
I understand the service is excellent, but when you check in, there are too many strings attached.


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 12:05 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The thing is ... is....


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Default  Posted: 12:12 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Someone did a 360. If they did a 360, they'd end up exactly where they were!


Me (BW): 32
WH: 34 TimeToManUp
Married: 11 years, together 16 years
3 daughters: 9, 5, 3, and and 2 angel babies (2013 and 2014)
D-Day: 12/21/2011
Confronted him: 12/22/2011


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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 7:25 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He and his mother used to say:
"Be more pacific." (specific)
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Sad, my H does the exact same thing!!!! It drives me INSANE!

For all intensive purposes, I have little to add to this thread.
haha!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

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painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 7:31 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I normally wouldn't admit this to anyone, but in the spirt of fun, I have to confess something.

My Mom was a teacher, so she was quick to correct us, and thank god, she cured me of this rather quickly.

As a teenager, whenever I was hungry, I would say, "I'm ravishing" instead of "I'm ravenous". Gawd, how embarrassing!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

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itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 7:52 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have an aunt who always likes to invite us for "brefkast" and sometimes to a "pasghetti dinner".

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lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 8:42 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

supposubly

This drives me crazy.


My father-in-law used to ask us to bring him some cosmopolitan ice cream. He never could get "neopolitan" down.

[This message edited by lieshurt at 12:06 PM, June 25th (Tuesday)]


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:05 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Should of" done something (instead of should have)

"Mute point" instead of moot point (sounds as if you really wish you hadn't heard the point in the first place)

"self-defecating" humor

"irrespective" in any context

Mondegreens, anyone?

Perhaps I misunderestimated your interest in language?


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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wonderingbull
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Default  Posted: 11:55 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

what about ... learnt... It's learned

also....... burnt.... it's burned...


The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time...

James Taylor


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tushnurse
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Default  Posted: 12:00 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I had a Doctorate level professor that said Pacific.... Seriously? I am paying all this money and you don't have a grasp of the english language?

Others that make me nutso -
"I have an Ideal". Yah we all do but what are you thinking of?

I have a friend that always says Rod on, instead of right on.

oh and of course my lest foavorite is let me Axe you something. Sure let me chainsaw what you are axing.


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 12:05 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

what about ... learnt... It's learned
also....... burnt.... it's burned

Not in the south it ain't!


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"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 12:09 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Not in the south it ain't!

At least that's what all y'alls think


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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