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User Topic: Massage
need_hope
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Funny  Posted: 8:39 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I had a massage appointment tonight with my regular massage therapist. We were in the middle of the massage when she said, "Wow. You're especially naughty tonight."

Two thoughts ran through my head in a nano-second:

#1. Gee, that was inappropriate.

#2. Really? I'm just laying here, quiet and not moving. You'd think I'd have to be a LOT more active to get that kind of feedback.

Then I realized she said "KNOTTY". And I replied, "It's been a rough week."


Me - happily single
Him - no longer matters
Married 28 yrs
Filed for D 1/10
DIVORCED 12/12

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.


Posts: 1760 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast
Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 8:42 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Don't you just loooove homophones?


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5896 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Sad in AZ
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Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If you were from NY (or your massage therapist was) this would never happen because naughty is properly pronounced nawty

[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 9:52 PM, June 26th (Wednesday)]


Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

Posts: 20554 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
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