Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
I had a massage appointment tonight with my regular massage therapist. We were in the middle of the massage when she said, "Wow. You're especially naughty tonight."
Two thoughts ran through my head in a nano-second:
#1. Gee, that was inappropriate.
#2. Really? I'm just laying here, quiet and not moving. You'd think I'd have to be a LOT more active to get that kind of feedback.
Then I realized she said "KNOTTY". And I replied, "It's been a rough week."
XWS - no longer matters
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.