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Topic: Massage

need_hope
♀ 23989
Member # 23989

Posted: 8:39 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013

I had a massage appointment tonight with my regular massage therapist. We were in the middle of the massage when she said, "Wow. You're especially naughty tonight."

Two thoughts ran through my head in a nano-second:

#1. Gee, that was inappropriate.

#2. Really? I'm just laying here, quiet and not moving. You'd think I'd have to be a LOT more active to get that kind of feedback.

Then I realized she said "KNOTTY". And I replied, "It's been a rough week."

Me - happily single
Him - no longer matters
Married 28 yrs
Filed for D 1/10
DIVORCED 12/12

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Posts: 1770 | Registered: May 2009 | From: East Coast

Clarrissa
♀ 21886
Member # 21886

Posted: 8:42 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013

Don't you just loooove homophones?

BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49

All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.

Posts: 5907 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place

Sad in AZ
♀ 24239
Member # 24239

Posted: 9:50 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013

If you were from NY (or your massage therapist was) this would never happen because naughty is properly pronounced nawty

[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 9:52 PM, June 26th (Wednesday)]

May your 2015 be more FUCK YEAH! than fuck this

Posts: 20758 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY

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