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need_hope (original poster member #23989) posted at 2:39 AM on Thursday, June 27th, 2013
I had a massage appointment tonight with my regular massage therapist. We were in the middle of the massage when she said, "Wow. You're especially naughty tonight."
Two thoughts ran through my head in a nano-second:
#1. Gee, that was inappropriate.
#2. Really? I'm just laying here, quiet and not moving. You'd think I'd have to be a LOT more active to get that kind of feedback.
Then I realized she said "KNOTTY". And I replied, "It's been a rough week."
Me - happily engaged to a wonderful man
XWS - no longer matters
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
Don't fuck with me, I fuck back.
Clarrissa ( member #21886) posted at 2:42 AM on Thursday, June 27th, 2013
Don't you just loooove homophones?
BH Cee64D - 50
FWW (me) - 51
All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 3:50 AM on Thursday, June 27th, 2013
If you were from NY (or your massage therapist was) this would never happen because naughty is properly pronounced nawty 
[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 9:52 PM, June 26th (Wednesday)]
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
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