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OMG I am a whinny snot today. I woke up sick, feeling like a sack of crap. I have been waiting for weeks for my renovations to start and I am not getting anywhere thanks to the endless rain. Roofers can't work, handiman is behind. The window people are supposed to be here today.

It looks like it is going to rain on my first ever deck warming party/bbq.

And to top it off my ex is acting like a responsible adult taking care of our son and paying his bills, I can't even bitch about him. D'oh!!! He even promises to get me all the paper work for our divorce today.

Honestly I can't stand listening to myself today. The rain has made me a soggy raisin of my former self.

Okay that is off my chest, thank you for letting me complain...I must go hunt down some unsuspecting chocolate and consume it with angry vigour.

consume it with angry vigour.

Whoa, with this kind of prose happening, this might be a good day to complete that novel!

Hope you feel better soon.

My sister still talks about the Hiaku I once wrote about cake. lol. I guess I am poetic when it comes to food. Not so much with exercise.

(((Unsuspecting chocolate)))

Hope your day gets better! And I love your username.

The rain has made me a soggy raisin of my former self

This made me laugh out loud. Best description of that feeling ever!

Sending you hugs and the genuine hope you get a nap today and feel better tomorrow

If you were a soggy raisin...wouldn't you be a grape?

Okay I woke up optimistic...my window was replaced, my x gave me all the paper work I required, I got lots of confirmations of good friends coming over tomorrow......and it's raining again! Dear Lord I am not going to have a BBQ, I am going to have an Ark building party.

I am in a constant state of prune and frizz, I could find work on CSI as the corpse they found at the bottom of a lake.

Really, isn't bad enough I endured what felt like 8 months of snow, now it has to flood.

Okay, perhaps I may still be a touch whinny..

Dear Diary,

It hasn't stopped raining in a month. We have had glimpses of sun in between rain drops but it is few and far between.

The doctor says as soon as the sun comes back I should finally be free of the rickets. Imgaine my shock and horror when I woke up with what appears to be gills in my neck. I think I am starting to evolve, please God don't let this end up like the FLY, that movie messed me up.

There is no hope for my hair, it has become a fuzzy cloud, I am considering doing a Britney Spears, but for now keep it in a pony tail in the hopes no one notices the frizz slipping out of the elastic. My skin fairs no better, I fear it is so waterlogged that it will just slip off my body. I didn't anticpate this level of wrinklage until I hit my 80's.

This morning I awoke to the russelling of the jungle grasses, what used to be my back lawn. It is too wet to mow and the animals are starting to reclaim the wild tundra. I swear I saw a Lion creep by my deck around dusk.

My son has gone into depressed acceptance, after all he has started his paddling for the summer, he is already on the lake and wet, it doesn't matter to him if the water is above or below at this point, as long as he is paddling..lol.

Pray for me, I am damp and unhappy. My only solice is the bottle of wine that sacrficed itself in the name of false eurphoria and the mini cupcakes that were left over from the BBQ, I don't care what anyone says, frosting makes everything better.

Here's hoping for sun...oh wait, it is still raining. Time for more wine.

Best. Letter. Ever.

A modern day Camp Granada...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzErh_s62Wk

Dear Journal,

When I awoke today something wonderous happened!! There was no rain, and the sun was in the sky.

I am sure I looked like golem crouched all pale and wide eyed in the soggy grass peering up at the sky muttering about my precious.

I can't wipe the smile off my face, I pranced about the house looking for sunscreen (yes I am a pale chick with auburn hair, I burn). I was all but singing and kicking up my heels.

Then the humdity came. Just when I thought I was going to unfrizz my hair. oh well you can't win them all.

Today I can scrape off all the moss and fungus that has been threatening to grow on me and don shorts. Today I can get a machete and cut down the jungle grasses...although the threat of snakes is making me think twice.

My God sun...I have no idea what to do with myself.