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gahurts posted 6/27/2013 10:42 AM

Just saw a visitor come into the office with one of my colleagues. She is the spitting image of one of our fellow SI'ers.

I had to resist a strong urge to turn and state: "Hey Bitchboots, How are you?"
But I figure that probably would not help my career much.

Threnody posted 6/27/2013 10:44 AM

MovingUpward posted 6/27/2013 10:54 AM

Yeah even when it is her, calling "Hey Bitchboots, how are you?" gets lots of looks

gahurts posted 6/27/2013 11:02 AM

Sad in AZ posted 6/27/2013 11:26 AM

Total t/j (when don't I?? )

My mom was walking down the street one day when a car pulled up. She thought the driver was my father's friend (who is also my friend's father ) He has an 'unusual' nickname.

She jumped into the car and said, "Hi Pecker!" It wasn't our friend She was so embarrassed, she ran away.

gahurts posted 6/27/2013 11:34 AM

SO this guy was minding his own business and your mom jumps into his car and calls him a Pecker?

MovingUpward posted 6/27/2013 11:37 AM

So glad that I wasn't drinking anything.

Sad in AZ posted 6/27/2013 12:01 PM

That's my mom; and the nut doesn't fall far from the tree...

TrulyReconciled posted 6/27/2013 12:26 PM

nowiknow23 posted 6/27/2013 12:31 PM

I'm. Dying.

Threnody posted 6/27/2013 15:07 PM

One day in Home Depot, I came up behind Mr. T. He was wearing tan shorts, sneakers, a grey tee shirt, and a faded red canvas ball cap. I slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"

Just as he was turning around, I heard the REAL Mr. T behind me say, "Honey. Apologize to the nice man."

That was in 2001. He hasn't let me live it down.

painpaingoaway posted 6/27/2013 15:13 PM

slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"
OMG! OMG! OMG!!!!!

😂

lieshurt posted 6/27/2013 15:19 PM

I slapped him on the butt and said, "So you wanna go find a model shower stall to mess around in?"

OMG!

gahurts posted 6/27/2013 15:20 PM

One day in Home Depot, I came up behind Mr. T

It took me a minute - I thought you meant Mr. T, the actor

TrulyReconciled posted 6/27/2013 15:34 PM

Nah, I've seen pictures of Thren's Mr. T. and he doesn't look anything like that

Thren - Hope that story makes it into your autobiography

Kajem posted 6/27/2013 15:58 PM

I needed the laughs... Thank you all.


kernel posted 6/27/2013 17:16 PM


at Thren and Sad's Mom.

Geez, I thought it was bad when I kept trying to unlock someone else's car at the grocery store and they caught me. Well, I don't mean caught me as in I was trying to steal the car. It was the same color and very similar to my car and I couldn't figure out why the key wouldn't work.

gahurts posted 6/27/2013 18:24 PM

I did that once. I hopped into someone else's Suburban and couldn't understand why it wouldn't start. The funny thing is that the owner was standing there talking to someone else and when I got out he offered me the keys.

HFSSC posted 6/27/2013 18:31 PM

I came out of the grocery store one evening, in pouring down rain, with about 6 bags of groceries. I decided I could hold all 6 bags in my right hand (plastic bags), open the door with my left hand, jump in and close the door all in one smooth move.

Except that I was at the wrong truck, and the owner was sitting in the driver's seat talking on his cell phone. I was about to jump in his lap. He looked at me and said, "Are you coming with me?" I said, "No, not tonight. Thanks, though!" and ran away with my tail between my legs.

woundedby2 posted 6/28/2013 00:55 AM

Thanks for the laughs, y'all!

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