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Nature_Girl posted 7/7/2013 20:17 PM

So I was out in the garage today packing up some more of STBX's stuff and found something. It actually hasn't affected me very much, mostly I feel pity.

What did I find?

I found a love note from the prostitute to STBX. Apparently they were engaged at one point! I didn't know that. I knew about her, but had no idea they were engaged.

Who proposes marriage to a hooker, anyway?

caregiver9000 posted 7/7/2013 20:20 PM


I knew this was you as soon as I read garage...

I imagine you could send your tales in to syfy and maybe they would do a show about your garage. I don't know if it should be a documentary or a mystery though.

?Who indeed proposes to a prostitute...

Phoenix1 posted 7/7/2013 20:21 PM

Glad it didn't reopen any wounds!

Now, if I had found something like that I would have been accused of invading his privacy by going thru his stuff for the sole purpose of looking for things to use against him!!!

Laugh at it for what it is...a joke!

FaithFool posted 7/7/2013 20:25 PM

OMG, that's so... bizarre....

And I was expecting penis pump or something similar.

You can't make this shit up!

nowiknow23 posted 7/7/2013 20:30 PM

Lord. I can't imagine the level of Kool-aid consumption required to do that.

My offer stands to show up at your garage with a lit match and a big bag of plausible deniability for you.

Kajem posted 7/7/2013 20:38 PM

I knew it was you, when I saw the title. LOL.

I'll help NIK, that way you have an alibi also.


Nature_Girl posted 7/7/2013 20:56 PM

What I find shocking and pathetic is that STBX was completely in love with her. Yet he knew she was a hooker who had a boyfriend/pimp & everything. But he went ahead & fell in love with her anyway, was jealous that she had sex with other guys, the whole nine yards.

I feel sorry for him. How messed up in the head do you have to be to fall in love with a hooker who you met because you paid for her services, and then be jealous of what she does for a living? When I think of what it must be like to live in STBX's head, man, what a terrifying place.

I'm so glad I'm free!

cayc posted 7/7/2013 21:00 PM

Who proposes marriage to a hooker, anyway?

An idiot, that's who. But then you knew that already didn't you!

nowiknow23 posted 7/7/2013 21:04 PM

I'm so glad I'm free!
So are we, sweetie.

tryingagain74 posted 7/7/2013 21:41 PM

I'm relieved that it was just a love note! I once went on a walking tour of houses in an incredible neighborhood, and I heard people talking about one of the houses that had just been renovated. When the owners went up into the attic to start cleaning it out for renovation, they found jars and jars of the previous owner's urine! Whenever I see your garage thread titles, I'm afraid it's going to be about jars of urine or worse...

MyReturn2Me posted 7/7/2013 21:44 PM

After a while you just gotta roll your eyes at this shit


ButterflyGirl posted 7/7/2013 21:52 PM

I'm so glad I'm free!

I'm so glad you're free too. A terrifying place his mind must be indeed.. Maybe he thinks he's Richard Gere from Pretty Woman

Nature_Girl posted 7/7/2013 21:59 PM

Whenever I see your garage thread titles, I'm afraid it's going to be about jars of urine or worse...


One of these days I'll have to give all y'all the rundown on the book that STBX & the hooker were writing together. Here's a hint: it's a sex book.

debbysbaby posted 7/7/2013 22:04 PM

We have been overdue for a garage thread, NG.

Hugs. What a stupid moron.

homewrecked2011 posted 7/7/2013 22:07 PM

Wait a minute,,shouldn't you give this to your atty?

Nature_Girl posted 7/7/2013 22:47 PM

Atty doesn't care. It's "old news". Anyways, this stuff is really tame compared to the other stuff.

Someday I'm going to write a book.

Grace and Flowers posted 7/8/2013 01:58 AM

Ah, it's been a while since we've heard sbout the garage.

I agree with cg9000....SyFy would love your garage. It's kind of like a portal to another dimension. It would have to be a documentary on "The Haunting of NGs Garage", because no fiction writer could ever write a screenplay that is as fucked up as what has actually happened in that garage.

Thanks for the update.

peridot posted 7/8/2013 02:08 AM

I think you need to gut the garage, walls and all. There's no telling what else you will find.

Nature_Girl posted 7/8/2013 02:15 AM

There used to be a show back in the 80's, and nowadays there's a similar show titled "Warehouse 13", in which haunted items have to be retrieved and brought back to a place for safekeeping. My garage makes me think of that concept. Lots of haunted items that reveal themselves to me one by one, then I have to battle the demons they unleash.

You know, I never would have found the stuff I found if STBX wasn't A) such a packrat who B) also would take my stuff & squirrel it away in the garage (that is when he didn't just outright throw my shit away). But since he was such a packrat, and because I did want to find my stuff, I started going through boxes. I realized that he'd deliberately mixed up present-day stuff with old stuff from the 80's & 90's. He'd deliberately mixed up his stuff with my stuff. So unless I wanted to throw away my own things I had to go through every single m-fing box out there. Item by item. And that's how I've managed to find most of the things.

Hmmmm, so if I pitch this to SyFy, who should play me? Hmmmmm..... Something fun to think about.

KickedintheGut posted 7/8/2013 08:46 AM

I love your garage threads!

I am completely curious as to what you would find if you gutted the garage. I could seriously see your STBX hiding the mysterious disappearing items from your house in the walls.

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