When POS ran away in March, one of my anger reactions (besides change locks) was to change our phone number. It was more symbolic than anything because we don't ever use it except to send faxes (cell phones are used).
Well, unfortunately the new number was previously used by someone being hunted down by bill collectors and we were getting nonstop calls no matter how many times I requested they cease. So I changed it again and DD16 asked if she could pick the new number in case, for some odd reason, the court should require the home number be given to POS.
Her request, and our new number (with no bill collector history), is...wait for it...xxx-FYOU.
Gotta love DD's sense of humor!!! 
XPOS - too many OW/OCs over 20+yrs
Kids - DDs 23,18 -DS20 Deceased
M Dissolved 2013
This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man ~ Shakespeare, Hamlet
