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Dear Shit (guess I'll call him that since she's his shitlicker.)
I (heart drawn) you Please send me money for canteen here and come visit me sun happy birthday I wish you could bail me out 500.00 I love yu and miss you and bella tell bella mama loves her tell ray I said hi (heart drawn) shitlicker ps I have court may 3rd
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Dear shit first just wanted to wish you a happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! I'm not sure if your mad at me or what you didn't come to my court date that last fri the day after the car accident. I rearended a minivan and my car is totalled! Suck! Suck! So I knew I was going away for my warrents for not going to court. I miss you and bella so much. I stoped crying a lot. I wish I was in bed watching tv next to you with bella cuddled next to us. I hope you found your keys that I locked in your truck again on accident. (big sad face drawn) Im wondering why you haven't sent me any $ like a money order so I can get canteen since I can't call you. Or even why didn't you try to bail me out it's$500 yup $500.00 dollars on the 15th at 6 am I get my $$ on my card $362.00 can you use that to bail me out? I don't know if you hate me or what. I hope you don't. And to tell you what. I want to make (heart drawn with love written inside it) to you when you come to bail me out! I realized how much I (heart drawn) you and mis you. I hope you can come visit me here if anything you'll have to and get visits hours and days I was just told tuesday thursday sat and sun 1pm-9pm you just show up and ask for me. But you can bail me out from here thats 5-9 m-f and 1-9 sat sun I hope you surprise me and show up with bail money $500.00 I love you so much and I'm so depressed I miss bella like you wouldn't know actually like you miss wizard Im going to put you # on my phone sheet and try to call you please please please bail me out kiss kiss want to make love you so badd hug hug shitlicker tell bella I'll see here soon (I love you drawn in a heart) ps. my next court date is may 3 at 9am in that town use my ebt $ to bail me out please let vadi know Im okay heres his number
Okay.....I did do some editing so that you could understand it, but most of these 2 lurv letters seem to be written by a 3rd grader oops sorry to all the 3rd graders that are smarter than this 30 year old!
After taking the rent money from the tenants from hell he called and asked me to pay his cable tv bill! He spent the rent money in 4 days and cable won't talk to him they need to talk to me....yeah, not happening. He needs the tv to cuddle with shitlicker and her mangy mutt in MY fucking bed? Nope can't do that, not today and I don't think I'll do it anytime soon.
I hope some of you enjoy this little fairy tale come true. I wish I could post the actual letters themselves so that you could see the intelligence so cleverly hidden in the stripper/junky/whore's beautiful awesome skankiness.
I gave these to my attorney yesterday. He was very happy! The envelope had a stamp from the prison on it that said they are not responsible for the content! Can I get a whoop whoop!? This almost made me happy....
Divorced 1/17/2013
"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."
Divorced!
I've made a huge mistake - GOB
I wouldn't be paying for any bills that aren't necessary. Actually, I wouldn't pay for any unless you have to.
What's going on with the rest of it? Any updates?
It is what it is.
I hope you can get cleanly away from this train wreck
Dont retreat, reload. "Pull that knife out of your back - and sever the fuel line to that bus you got thrown under" Bufffalo
Sorry you have to deal with all this.
This is clearly a love story fit for a movie. A trashy, redneck-spoofing comedy movie from National Lampoon.
Amazing how similar all the characters are.
It looks like Money + Sex = Love. I always thought it was prostitution.
I may start peppering $500 throughout my own correspondence going forward.
$500.
The tenants from hell tried to make me believe they weren't home when I rang the bell. I leave the front and back doors wide open when I'm there in case I need a quick exit. I could hear the nut upstairs walking around so I went to the front hall and called up the staircase "Helloooo...hellooooo... I can hear you can you at least come to the door and talk to meeee???
No answer. So, I went back in and started searching for bills. He hides the recent bills and has stacks and stacks of unpaid bills/notices all over the place, so I have to do a search. I found water and sewer bills overdue, electric overdue, taxes overdue...you get the picture. Then I found the lurv letter under the safe in our bedroom. It made me sick. She has a pile of dirty laundry that's at least 3 feet high and 5 feet wide on the floor. It smells so bad. God.
While doing my search the tenant from hell's devil boyfriend came to the door. He said yooohoooo so I came to the door and he started yelling at me that yeah he gave shit the rent and that I have no right to evict them and that just because of my "troubles" with shit I shouldn't be taking it out on them! I said I'm not but truthfully they are a huge part of this mess, his friends. I said I have police reports because of the violence you've brought to my home and he said I have police reports too! Hah. No don't think so. Another funny thing is that both of them and shitlicker record me when I'm there. They make no attempt to hide it. I hope they do bring those to court. I have to make another trip to Boston tomorrow to return service to the court house. They will have a hearing on the 25th and that should be fun. It takes time for the courts to move it along the proper paths. I am so glad I've got SI! I have done so much through your help to get paperwork and documents. It's exhausting.
I'm still waiting for court to issue the arrest warrant for shit. When he's arrested shitlicker will be ejected, not evicted, ejected! The locks will be changed. It will be a very cold day in hell before she's in there again once his arse in jail! That nasty nasty word, time.
Yay me.
On a lighter note! My doggies loved going to the parade in their stroller! Everyone looks in baby strollers to check out babies! HA! The expressions were priceless~! One woman said "OH! Your babies are beauteeeefull!" heheh Stella got to bark at all the other dogs and she knows she's the meanest one around, all 8 pounds of her! Hambone just enjoyed the show!
My favorite quote here is Jennifer's "Namibian spam scan!" Love it.
But the Curious Wizard's name is based on Mickey Mouse's character in Fantasia. My dog Wizard was born in a kennel named Fantasia. He was born on my birthday. Can you guess my nickname yet? Anyway, I named our first yorkie Wizard. After Mickey. The curiouswizard became my online persona and I'm still using it from time to time. I felt that the name Curious Wizard suited the internet cafe at the time because it was such a curiousity to so many of us at the time.
It pisses me off that she talks about Wizard. He was 21 when we had to put him down. I wanted to do it for months but shit said no he's fine, let him die in his sleep. Okay. He lives with me, he can't see where he's going, he's deaf, he shits and pisses and is surprised when he just goes. Why put him through that? I let it go for another week and told him he has to go. Well, he couldn't do it that week, so next week. Okay. The only date I can get is Thursday. That was shit's birthday. He was pissed but I told him you made the choice not to do it this week, so he came that day.
I drove to the vet, the poor Wiz was in his own little world on his daddy's lap and so happy to be there. When we got into the room the vet said it won't take long and we'll make him comfy. Shit said I want to take him out in the yard and shoot him! What the fuck? I had to leave the room for a moment when he said that but went right back in to talk to my Wiz while he went to sleep. He was so happy and the vet gave him a squirt of cheezwhiz! Oh boy! He never had cheezwhiz! Poor little guy, he died happy but even typing this a year later and I'm crying!
When we got home shit tried to dig a hole to bury him. He hit granite. they don't call NH the granite state for nothing! That was it he was not going to bury him here. He took him to bury in MA. The next day I was told he took him to 3 different bars to show people his dead dog in the car! On his birthday! Oh poor man! One friend offered to bring his backhoe to dig a grave in the yard but he refused it. It would have been easy to just dig in another spot! Then he took him to another bar in Boston! WTF?! Then! He took him home and the devils upstairs told him to do one of those murder scene chalk outlines in the grass in our yard! So he did! With spray paint! Why do I have to have these things in my head? Just why?
Well, poor darling, frisbee catching Wizard is buried peacefully under a pine tree. I still mourn him, he was a mama's boy and that always bothered shit I guess. When he was walking out on me he tried to get Stella and Hambone to come with him. I just kept saying stay with mama doggies and they did. They knew he didn't give a shit. He tried this dozens of times just to screw with me.
Now, she's got this ugly mutt Bella. I found that she was riding around on MY bike with Bella in the basket. Well, guess who did that? Yep, me and Wizard. For years. I flipped and took the bike after throwing the dirty rag she had in the basket and the radio (mine again) that she had attached to the bike and put it in my car. I asked shit where she got the idea to put the dog in the basket. He just blanked out trying to lie. I asked 3 times and he finally said he told her to do that. Once again, they think a 30 year old junky can be me??? I'm just amazed.
I know I've said she thinks she can come and take my life over but really the extent of it is almost laughable. And, why would anyone want to be someone else? Oh and I threw away the fairy she made in a ceramic class they took together, they were going to be artists, like me. The fairy had thick makeup, fishnet stockings and was a bleach blonde. Funny? I wish you could see the thing. It was a fairy from a nightmare.
Ok...vent over and once again, thanks folks. Micci (yep Mickey) short for ...
