Well, I decided that since it makes me laugh to read or think, I am officially changing Perv's name in my head. When I reread my posts lately I see the new name coming up, so I thought it would give me a snicker to start a thread on name changing the people who did this to us.
His new name, FWIW, is Mr. Peckerwood. There, I just laughed again!
He is causing more drama this week, even more from my recent thread, but when I think of this new name, I just laugh and shake my head.
I think I asked before, am I going fruity?
I always thought if I ever got another pet, I would love to name it with Mr. or Mrs., so I think that's why I put the Mr. there. It also creates a little distance, maybe?
I wish on the forms for D that I could put it on there, where we change our names if we want to as women back to our maiden name.
The other day I ordered take out and shared with him as a thank you for something he did that was semi-kind and they said, "what's the name?" Oh, it was very, very hard not to say, "Please put it under Mr. Peckerwood, first name, Happy Pants at 666 Crapshoot Road."
Guess I'm just looking for some humor to lighten the mood. Why not be at his expense?
A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess
Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.
Henry Ford invented cars to pick uo girls. Damon Wayne