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She11ybeanz posted 7/16/2013 20:12 PM

OMG....I had to post this guy's ad.... now...if any of you ladies get all hot and bothered...I will get you the contact info...I had to really restrain myself on this one....

I'm Joe Blow (name changed to protect the ignorant). I'm 27 and single. I've been single for 9 years. I'm looking for a nice girl to chat with and see if we hit it off. I'm caring, nice, funny and an overall good person to be around. I'm not good at describing myself, so anything you wanna know feel free to ask. I doubt anyone will be interested because I make little money, have no car or license and I live with my mom. if it gets that far I have a below average size penis and I'm not good at sex because I don't have much experience. I also smoke marijuana. if any ladies are still interested after all that, shoot me an email and we'll talk.

Be still my heart....

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:13 PM, July 16th (Tuesday)]

ExposedNiblet posted 7/16/2013 20:24 PM

Okay, stand back ladies - this one is MINE!!!

The mind...it boggles!

clralb posted 7/16/2013 20:26 PM

Sounds like someone playing a joke.

She11ybeanz posted 7/16/2013 20:30 PM

Okay, stand back ladies - this one is MINE!!!

I did kinda find it odd that the guy spelled his FULL name out!!!??? To me that would boggle the mind if it was NOT a joke...and if it is......if I were the guy I would be SO PISSED!

Ex-girlfriend getting some last jabs in??

She11ybeanz posted 7/16/2013 20:35 PM

If you are looking for a more ONS kinda relationship with an "Austin Powers hairy" 50+ flat-assed man with a pitch fork, there was another ad that caught my attention....it said:

my meaty butt just out doing some farming
wanna farm with me? who wants to throw some hay around?

It showed a pic of a gentleman completely naked facing away from the camera showing off his hairy movie screen butt while he is holding a pitch fork!!

Yum Yum YUM!!! Be happy I spared ya'll the picture!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:35 PM, July 16th (Tuesday)]

Kajem posted 7/16/2013 21:26 PM

That's what I need to visit.. Craigslist dating ads.... it will be a way to keep me from dating.

Too funny.... and thanks for sparing us the picture.

damncutekitty posted 7/16/2013 21:38 PM

I actually met my SO on Craig's List.

Snapdragon posted 7/16/2013 21:44 PM

DCK, we will forgive that of you because we know and love you!

Griefstricken25 posted 7/16/2013 22:00 PM

It was almost okay. Until the middle. Then he crashed and burned FAST!

persevere posted 7/16/2013 22:02 PM

DCK meeting her SO that way is what caused me to consider CL but when I checked it out I couldn't find anything worth considering. I'm in LE and CL has a dangerous rep. But it worked for DCK so there is a chance to meet someone great there.

peridot posted 7/17/2013 07:36 AM

I just love Craigslist lol.

I go there sometimes when I need a laugh.

lostmommy posted 7/17/2013 08:36 AM

I have a below average size penis and I'm not good at sex

At least he fully disclosed his shortcomings. Pardon the pun!

She11ybeanz posted 7/17/2013 09:41 AM

Well, until he got to that last part, I thought it was Piper's sperm donor.... but he doesn't have any shortcomings in the sex or size department....

feelsgaslighted posted 7/17/2013 10:02 AM

He should add his theme song is "The Way I Are" by Timbaland, he's a keeper.....

Williesmom posted 7/17/2013 10:04 AM

My personal favorite is the guys whose only requirement is:

"looking for a woman with a nice rack."

A real thinker there.

She11ybeanz posted 7/17/2013 10:31 AM

I have come to find there are an overwhelming amount of ads for men in search of a submissive female looking to be dominated..... YIKES.

And, this is how serial killers are born.....

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 10:32 AM, July 17th (Wednesday)]

fraeuken posted 7/17/2013 10:33 AM

Could it be that somebody is playing a prank on this poor guy and posted this?

Maybe his mom..

UndecidedinMA posted 7/17/2013 12:53 PM

Oh please tell me he has a pic naked to the waist smirking in the bathroom mirror!!

Oh even better his penis next to a beer can

cmego posted 7/17/2013 16:08 PM

Oh even better his penis next to a beer can

Wha????

Although I have received a pornographic email...I have yet to receive any...errr...photos of beer cans.

UndecidedinMA posted 7/17/2013 20:49 PM

cmego - if you go on CL and like I did accidentally move highlight to casual encounters insead of cars for sale

Holy crap - guys with like cans next to their junk. Gee I am as big as REALLY!!!!

Needless to say I backed away slowly

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