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User Topic: Prepare to wet your pants, these are the funniest auto corrects
painpaingoaway
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Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 4:22 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have EVER read!!!!!

http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

[This message edited by painpaingoaway at 4:23 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 34 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7161 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
gonnabe2016
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Member # 34823
Default  Posted: 5:12 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Awesome!!! Thanks for the belly laugh and tear-streaked face, PPGA.....at least my pants stayed dry.

I love the mistake-maker's reactions when they see what they've just sent.....


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


Posts: 8252 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: Midwest
kernel
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Member # 27035
Default  Posted: 5:39 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm sorry I ate the last waffle!

That was hysterical!!!!


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

Posts: 5337 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Midwest
painpaingoaway
♀ 27196
Member # 27196
Default  Posted: 5:59 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My fav was the 'vaginal extract' one.


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 34 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7161 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
Unagie
♀ 37091
Member # 37091
Default  Posted: 6:12 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh gosh I can't stop laughing. The pumas one made me start and it went downhill from there.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss


Posts: 2811 | Registered: Oct 2012
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 6:15 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: BS
2 kids: DD16 and DS19
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7863 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
Sad in AZ
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Member # 24239
Default  Posted: 6:21 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"then I killed her in the woods..."

Worst first day ever!


Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?

Posts: 20550 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
Threnody
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Member # 1558
Default  Posted: 6:26 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Fuckweasel" gets me every time.


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

Posts: 14040 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX
stilllovinghim
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Default  Posted: 6:34 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


“You have a choice. Live or die.Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

Posts: 1942 | Registered: Oct 2010
HFSSC
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Default  Posted: 8:45 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thren beat me to it. Fuckweasel is my favorite color now.


Me, 47
Him, 40 (JMSSC)
married 18 years. In R. We are making it. The past does not define who we are today.

Posts: 2936 | Registered: Sep 2011 | From: South Carolina
little turtle
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Default  Posted: 10:15 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hilarious.

Probably shouldn't have read them while SO is watching Django Unchained. Bunch of people getting shot and I've got the giggles!!


Failure is success if we learn from it.

Posts: 4247 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: michigan
knightsbff
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Member # 36853
Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My poor BH. He just woke up and said, "Baby, are you crying?" I have to turn off my iPad now.

[This message edited by knightsbff at 11:30 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]


FWW 40's
D-day August 27, 2012
3 kids and 2 dogs

I edit often because I make a lot of typos. ☺️


Posts: 1525 | Registered: Sep 2012 | From: Deep South, USA
ExposedNiblet
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Default  Posted: 1:24 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Divorced
Me ($39.95 plus S & H)
DS1(17), DS2(15)

Enjoying this chapter in my life.
Learning that being alone does not mean being lonely.
Discovering that where I've been is not as important as where I'm going.


Posts: 355 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Right Here, Canada
Mommato4
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Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Omg. I so needed that laugh today!


Updated 2014:
BS-me 41
XH-doesn't matter
4 kids
Divorced-7/25/08

SO-5 years together-he decided to end it by cheating too


Posts: 1380 | Registered: Aug 2007 | From: PNW country
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 2:29 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG...the Black Pumas made me laugh so hard.


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13878 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Unagie
♀ 37091
Member # 37091
Default  Posted: 4:20 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yes SO thought I was crying I was laughing so hard about black pumas.


Heartbroken madhatter trying to rebuild

No longer together

"There are times when our reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind." Patrick Rothfuss


Posts: 2811 | Registered: Oct 2012
MissesJai
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Member # 24849
Default  Posted: 4:53 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

the Volvo/Vulva one has me in tears! this is great!


FWW - 41
"Don't think first about the risks of speaking up. Think first about the risks of not speaking up." ~ Kerry Patterson

Posts: 6042 | Registered: Jul 2009 | From: So Cal.....
noescape
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Member # 34888
Default  Posted: 10:33 PM, July 24th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Omg, I'm in tears


Posts: 739 | Registered: Feb 2012
ISPIFFD
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Member # 26367
Default  Posted: 8:33 AM, July 25th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Every time... I'm sitting in my cubicle reading these and sobbing.

The funniest ones to me are where the poor user makes the same mistake over and over and over. Don't people know how to edit their autocorrects before hitting send? (Actually, I'm really glad they don't or these wouldn't be nearly as funny).


Me: BW (55)
Him: WH (62)
7/14/11 - Divorced

Posts: 1902 | Registered: Nov 2009 | From: another world
itainteasy
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Member # 31094
Default  Posted: 8:43 AM, July 25th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I held it together for the first one.

All the rest had me literally choking with laughter.

"I killed her in the woods by her house" almost made me pee my pants.


Posts: 3432 | Registered: Feb 2011 | From: NWPA
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