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painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 10:22 PM on Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013
I have EVER read!!!!!
http://seriouslyforreal.com/funny/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/
[This message edited by painpaingoaway at 4:23 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
gonnabe2016 ( member #34823) posted at 11:12 PM on Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013
"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott
In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.
kernel ( member #27035) posted at 11:39 PM on Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013
I'm sorry I ate the last waffle!
That was hysterical!!!!
"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."
painpaingoaway (original poster member #27196) posted at 11:59 PM on Tuesday, July 23rd, 2013
My fav was the 'vaginal extract' one.
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Unagie ( member #37091) posted at 12:12 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Oh gosh I can't stop laughing. The pumas one made me start and it went downhill from there.
woundedby2 ( member #18522) posted at 12:15 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
In 2010 I divorced the NPD assclown who cheated on me with my best friend.
Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson
Sad in AZ ( member #24239) posted at 12:21 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
"then I killed her in the woods..."
Worst first day ever!
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-63
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
Threnody ( member #1558) posted at 12:26 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
stilllovinghim ( member #29971) posted at 12:34 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
“You have a choice. Live or die.Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. Every time you don't throw yourself down the stairs, that's a choice. Every time you don't crash your car, you re-enlist.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor
HFSSC ( member #33338) posted at 2:45 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Thren beat me to it. Fuckweasel is my favorite color now. 
Me, 56
Him, 48 (JMSSC)
Married 26 years. Reconciled.
little turtle ( member #15584) posted at 4:15 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Hilarious.
Probably shouldn't have read them while SO is watching Django Unchained. Bunch of people getting shot and I've got the giggles!!
Failure is success if we learn from it.
knightsbff ( member #36853) posted at 5:30 AM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
My poor BH. He just woke up and said, "Baby, are you crying?" I have to turn off my iPad now.
[This message edited by knightsbff at 11:30 PM, July 23rd (Tuesday)]
fWW 40s, BH 40s
D-day 27 Aug 2012. Kids 25, 17, 13. 2 dogs.
I edit often to fix stuff ☺️
Profoundly grateful Every. Single. Day. that I am blessed with an H with strength, integrity, and compassion, and that he decided to try.
ExposedNiblet ( member #30803) posted at 7:24 PM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Mommato4 ( member #15906) posted at 7:37 PM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Omg. I so needed that laugh today!
BS-me 34
XH-doesn't matter
4 kids
Divorced-7/25/2008
lieshurt ( member #14003) posted at 8:29 PM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
OMG...the Black Pumas made me laugh so hard.
No one changes unless they want to. Not if you beg them. Not if you shame them. Not if you use reason, emotion, or tough love. There is only one thing that makes someone change: their own realization that they need to.
Unagie ( member #37091) posted at 10:20 PM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
Yes SO thought I was crying I was laughing so hard about black pumas.
MissesJai ( member #24849) posted at 10:53 PM on Wednesday, July 24th, 2013
44
Happily divorcing..
My Life is Mine!!!!
#BlackLivesMatter
Don't settle for no fuck shit....
noescape ( member #34888) posted at 4:33 AM on Thursday, July 25th, 2013
ISPIFFD ( member #26367) posted at 2:33 PM on Thursday, July 25th, 2013
Every time... I'm sitting in my cubicle reading these and sobbing.
The funniest ones to me are where the poor user makes the same mistake over and over and over. Don't people know how to edit their autocorrects before hitting send? (Actually, I'm really glad they don't or these wouldn't be nearly as funny).
I'm done here; sick of 2 x 4s
itainteasy ( member #31094) posted at 2:43 PM on Thursday, July 25th, 2013
I held it together for the first one.
All the rest had me literally choking with laughter.
"I killed her in the woods by her house" almost made me pee my pants.
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