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Topic: Not my kid, but could be...
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Threnody
♀ 1558
Member # 1558 |  Posted: 12:57 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 |     |
This is what they do to make me want to never go to our church again.
http://999ktdy.com/angelic-child-recites-bible-then-throws-in-a-little-george-strait-video
“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown
Posts: 14329 | Registered: Jun 2003 | From: Middle-of-Diddly, TX |
lynnm1947
♀ 15300
Member # 15300 | | Posted: 1:19 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
Hilarious!
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Posts: 8742 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada |
SisterMilkshake
♀ 30024
Member # 30024 | | Posted: 1:24 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
Posts: 13036 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA |
Sad in AZ
♀ 24239
Member # 24239 | | Posted: 2:45 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
You are important and you matter. Your feelings matter. Your voice matters. Your story matters. Your life matters. Always.
Me: FBS (no longer betrayed nor a spouse)-62
Him: WXH-62
D-day: 2007 (two years before finding SI)
S: 6/2010; D: 3/2011
Posts: 25184 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Arizona |
lieshurt
♀ 14003
Member # 14003 | | Posted: 2:46 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.
If you want them to quit stabbing you in the back, then you need to quit handing them the knife.
Posts: 16604 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston |
osxgirl
♀ 8795
Member # 8795 | | Posted: 3:08 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
Each of us kids (me, my brother, and my sister) did a pew run... or maybe it would be crawl... when we were between 2 and 4. This is where the kid waits patiently until mom is very intent on the sermon or whatever is going on up front, and then makes a break for it crawling under the pews (and through the legs) to head for the front of the church.
My sister was the winner though. Mom evidently caught both my brother and me on each of our runs by the time we had only gone one or two pews. My sis made it under between 6 and 8 and was up front hanging with the preacher when mom had to run up and grab her. As I recall, she was starting to dance a little by the time mom got there....
Posts: 2767 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: Maryland |
osxgirl
♀ 8795
Member # 8795 | | Posted: 3:09 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
BTW - sign of a cool church - everyone joins the kid in a rousing chorus of "All my Exes".
Posts: 2767 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: Maryland |
longtimewife
♀ 22879
Member # 22879 | | Posted: 3:46 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
That is funny and cute. Reminds me of my friend whose then 3 year old DD had to get up and sing for the congregation. The kid was nervous and pulled her dress over her head halfway through...with NO underwear on. Her mom was sputtering about the underwear when DD said "Mom, I peed them. I had to take them off". We all were laying on the floor laughing.
Posts: 235 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: NC |
SisterMilkshake
♀ 30024
Member # 30024 | | Posted: 3:52 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
@ Sad
My sister's DD4 outdid all the embarassing moments here, I think.
The pastor called all the children up to the altar. When DD4 got to the front she pulled up her dress and started pulling up her tights while loudly and clearly proclaiming "These fucking tights won't stay up!"
BW (me) & FWH both over half a century; married several decades; children
d-day 3/10; LTA (7 years?)
"Oh, why do my actions have consequences?" ~ Homer Simpson
"She knew my one weakness: That I'm weak." ~ Homer Simpson
Posts: 13036 | Registered: Nov 2010 | From: The Great White North USA |
jrc1963
♀ 26531
Member # 26531 | | Posted: 5:51 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013 | |
I don't have any cute church stories....
I don't even have any cute temple stories...
Oh well.
He was a cutie pie tho.
Me: BSO - 48
Him: FWSO - 71
DS - 15
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Posts: 25939 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida |
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