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User Topic: Crow mystery solved!
♀ 20150
Member # 20150
Funny  Posted: 1:11 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern they may have died from Avian Flu. A bird pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

MTA then hired an ornithological behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

The ornithological behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

The conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck".

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 19116 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
really trying
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Member # 5311
Default  Posted: 1:18 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

funny FF!

Me: late 40's
XH: A parasite and that might be a compliment
My S-23, Our D-15
Married 5/93 D-Day: 11/18/03
Divorced 5/19/08

The future's so bright - I got to wear shades

Plant Seeds of Kindness

Posts: 10413 | Registered: Sep 2004 | From: California
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Member # 23375
Default  Posted: 1:20 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Omg, you're killing me here!

I am just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess - Liz Phair

Don't keep dancing with the Devil and wonder why you are still in Hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Posts: 5954 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Munchkinland
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Default  Posted: 1:42 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You can't fill a cup with no bottom.

Posts: 4088 | Registered: Feb 2008 | From: a new start together
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Member # 15300
Default  Posted: 1:47 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank God I wasn't drinking anything!

Age: 64..ummmmmmm,, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

Posts: 8395 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
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Member # 32122
Default  Posted: 5:06 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just scared my kids because I burst out laughing...

Me: BS 38
WH: 30 (BrokenHeart911)
Four little dragons.
He had an EA with OW1 (coworker) and lots of online dating profiles.
DDay of PA with OW2 (also a co worker) October 19th 2010.
"The A is the wound, the lies are the salt" - Stronger08

Posts: 5975 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada
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Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 5:23 PM, July 27th (Saturday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

FF, that is funny!!

because the laughing smileys didn't convey that already...

Me: 45, independent, happy, despite parallel parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 14 DS 11
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 6627 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
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