You can't call your son to wish him a happy birthday ON his birthday?
Ok, so you had him with you for a week and dropped him off the day before his birthday. And yes, I did tell you that you are welcome to come to his birthday party on his birthday today because your family was going to be here to celebrate and I thought it would be the "decent" thing to do and invite you to come. No, I did not say "you, your wife and her kids are welcome to come", but did I really need to? I knew you wouldn't come, regardless, because we've never been on that kind of civility yet and probably never will be, but I thought for once in 10 years I'd try to "do the right thing" for the sake of our son.
But to NOT EVEN CALL TO WISH HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY???
WHY THE FUCK NOT?
By the way, he had a terrific time at his party with your dad, mom and sisters. So fuck you for being the ass that you always are, but your son did have a good time and didn't "seem" to mind that you didn't call him on his birthday. It probably bothered him more that I was shocked that you didn't even call him. But I guess that would make me wrong to flip out right?
Two boys: 18 and 14
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