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ajsmom posted 7/30/2013 09:11 AM

OK..enough time has passed. Bring on the jokes!

- Especially since more players will be caught up in the fun soon!

My 1st X (AJ's dad) is a professional chef and culinary instructor.

(Little backstory - Braun and Aaron Rodgers are best buds and they opened a restaurant in town together named 8-12 - after their uniform numbers.)

Here's his FB status this morning:

The 8-12 Restaurant is now serving a Lyin’ Braun Anabolic Burger* and a Roid Rage Reuben*.

*Consuming a Lyin’ Braun Anabolic Burger may increase your risk of breast tissue development, shrinking of the testicles, impotence, and reduction in sperm production in men; and deepening of the voice, cessation of breast development, growth of hair on the face, stomach and upper back, enlarged clitoris, and abnormal menstrual cycles in women.

*Consuming a Roid Rage Reuben may increase your risk of increased aggressiveness and sexual appetite, sometimes resulting in abnormal sexual and criminal behavior.


jrc1963 posted 7/30/2013 15:50 PM

Maybe A Rod should look into partnering with these two fellas!

He seems to be the King of PED's

kernel posted 7/30/2013 20:35 PM

I'm so disgusted and disappointed in Braun. Ugh. And I really feel bad for his friends, like Aaron Rodgers, that got burned by his lies. They had his back and he totally fucked them over. And his poor family. Sorry, but that's the truth of it. Armstrong and Braun - shitweasels both.

[This message edited by kernel at 9:30 PM, July 30th (Tuesday)]

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