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notmeanymore posted 7/30/2013 10:45 AM

Anyone who watches How I Met Your Mother may recall this move where you go back to a dates place and strip in her bathroom and surprise her.

I got naked manned last night.

It is simultaneously ridiculously funny and depressing. I doubt he anticipated me rolling my eyes and walking out of the room.


Pentup posted 7/30/2013 11:18 AM

I am glad you are ok physically after that. WTF???

tabitha95 posted 7/30/2013 11:19 AM

How well did you know him?

notmeanymore posted 7/30/2013 11:26 AM

It's a complicated story, but we had hung out a few times "as friends" (by his request). Things had gotten a bit flirty, but I really did not anticipate the full monty.

Apparently aiming for FWB. He must be a believer in "go big or go home".

Amazonia posted 7/30/2013 11:30 AM

"go big or go home"

So... did he live up to it?

notmeanymore posted 7/30/2013 11:31 AM

Ya know I almost posted

"he wasn't, so I went home"

timeforchange posted 7/30/2013 11:40 AM

Thanks for the good laugh!!!!

Were you even on an actual date????

The cheek of the guy

timeforchange posted 7/30/2013 11:42 AM

Sorry double post.

[This message edited by timeforchange at 11:43 AM, July 30th (Tuesday)]

Crescita posted 7/30/2013 11:50 AM

Oh my, how did you get rid of him? Did he just get dressed and skulk out on his own?

notmeanymore posted 7/30/2013 11:53 AM

We were actually at his place.

I should've just walked out of the house, but like an idiot I just left the room while he got dressed. I knew he was in the process of changing his clothes when this happened. So it's not technically The Naked Man, but it's as damn close as I ever want to get.

I left out the details just because I found the succinct version more hilarious.

Amazonia posted 7/30/2013 12:01 PM

I find it hilarious both ways.

Confused1829 posted 7/30/2013 12:16 PM

Wow. Just WOW!

I would've burst out laughing! I hope he's embarrassed by his actions - but sadly, maybe he's just proud or disappointed!

Survivor3512 posted 7/30/2013 12:18 PM Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I soooo needed it today!

sparkysable posted 7/30/2013 14:18 PM

omg lol lol lol. I am dying for details though

notmeanymore posted 7/30/2013 14:25 PM

via text later that night, I re-iterated that I was not, repeat NOT, looking for a FWB.

He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.

gahurts posted 7/30/2013 14:39 PM

That which has been seen, can never be unseen.

nutmegkitty posted 7/30/2013 14:52 PM

Thanks for the laugh today!

Go big or go home - soooo funny!

lieshurt posted 7/30/2013 15:03 PM

He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.

Perhaps if he hadn't shown you his shortcomings

click4it posted 7/30/2013 15:13 PM


BeyondBreaking posted 7/30/2013 15:21 PM


I've never heard of that, but I'm not sure if I would have screamed in horror, or pointed and laughed if someone did that to me.

I'm sorry he's not the right fish. :( But don't worry, there are plenty of other ones who keep their clothing on.

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