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User Topic: The Naked Man
notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 10:45 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Anyone who watches How I Met Your Mother may recall this move where you go back to a dates place and strip in her bathroom and surprise her.

I got naked manned last night.

It is simultaneously ridiculously funny and depressing. I doubt he anticipated me rolling my eyes and walking out of the room.

NEXT


"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers

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Pentup
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Default  Posted: 11:18 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I am glad you are ok physically after that. WTF???


Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)

Posts: 6665 | Registered: Aug 2008 | From: Not Oz
tabitha95
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Default  Posted: 11:19 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How well did you know him?


BW (me) - 45
DS 14, DS 11
D-Day#1: Oct 30, 2008
D-Day#2: June 3, 2011 (same MOW) Separation: June 3, 2011
Divorce finalized: Feb 2012 (due to 6 month waiting period).

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notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 11:26 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's a complicated story, but we had hung out a few times "as friends" (by his request). Things had gotten a bit flirty, but I really did not anticipate the full monty.

Apparently aiming for FWB. He must be a believer in "go big or go home".


"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers

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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 11:30 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"go big or go home"

So... did he live up to it?


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 11:31 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ya know I almost posted

"he wasn't, so I went home"


"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers

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timeforchange
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Default  Posted: 11:40 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks for the good laugh!!!!

Were you even on an actual date????

The cheek of the guy


Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12

“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”


Posts: 726 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Expats in Europe
timeforchange
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Default  Posted: 11:42 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sorry double post.

[This message edited by timeforchange at 11:43 AM, July 30th (Tuesday)]


Me = BS aged 43
2 boys, 13 and 9
DDay 1/19/10
Confronted him 2/16/10
Finally Divorced 8/29/12

“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”


Posts: 726 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Expats in Europe
Crescita
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Default  Posted: 11:50 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh my, how did you get rid of him? Did he just get dressed and skulk out on his own?


“Happiness cannot be pursued; it must ensue.” ― Viktor E. Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning

Posts: 3521 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: The Valley of the Sun
notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 11:53 AM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

We were actually at his place.

I should've just walked out of the house, but like an idiot I just left the room while he got dressed. I knew he was in the process of changing his clothes when this happened. So it's not technically The Naked Man, but it's as damn close as I ever want to get.

I left out the details just because I found the succinct version more hilarious.


"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers

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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I find it hilarious both ways.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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Confused1829
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Default  Posted: 12:16 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow. Just WOW!

I would've burst out laughing! I hope he's embarrassed by his actions - but sadly, maybe he's just proud or disappointed!


Me: fBW 31
DDays: May 31 2011 & Aug 6 2011. Divorced November 14, 2011 (No Kids)

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Survivor3512
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Default  Posted: 12:18 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oh.my.gosh. Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I soooo needed it today!


Me (BS)- 36
Divorced
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming- Dorie

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sparkysable
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Default  Posted: 2:18 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

omg lol lol lol. I am dying for details though


D-day OW#1 2/2004; R for 6 years; D-day OW#2 5/2010

Marriages that start this way, stepping over the bodies of loved ones as the giddy couple walks down the aisle, are not likely to last.


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notmeanymore
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Default  Posted: 2:25 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

via text later that night, I re-iterated that I was not, repeat NOT, looking for a FWB.

He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.


"Put the cuckoo back in the clock baby" - Four Brothers

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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 2:39 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That which has been seen, can never be unseen.


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


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nutmegkitty
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Default  Posted: 2:52 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks for the laugh today!

Go big or go home - soooo funny!


me (BS)
him (NPD Ex)
2 dds
DDay 10/7/11
OW
OC

Divorced 1/17/2013

"Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend, freedom is."


Posts: 2611 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: MA
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 3:03 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He then asked if we could still be platonic friends.

Perhaps if he hadn't shown you his shortcomings


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

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click4it
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

omg


Me: 42
Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


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BeyondBreaking
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Default  Posted: 3:21 PM, July 30th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hahahahaha

I've never heard of that, but I'm not sure if I would have screamed in horror, or pointed and laughed if someone did that to me.

I'm sorry he's not the right fish. :( But don't worry, there are plenty of other ones who keep their clothing on.


I have been cheated on by 3 different men, and I have more DDays than anyone ever should. I am here, just trying to pickup the pieces.

At least the current man "only" cyber-cheated.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."


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