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lynnm1947 posted 8/1/2013 09:43 AM

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."

lieshurt posted 8/1/2013 09:56 AM

painpaingoaway posted 8/1/2013 13:12 PM

Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it!

sad12008 posted 8/1/2013 17:54 PM

caregiver9000 posted 8/1/2013 20:02 PM

ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.

noescape posted 8/1/2013 21:26 PM

and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....

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