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User Topic: Smashing joke!
lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 9:43 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


Posts: 7399 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 9:56 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.

Posts: 13833 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
painpaingoaway
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Default  Posted: 1:12 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it!


me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 33 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7135 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
sad12008
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Default  Posted: 5:54 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can't fill a cup with no bottom.

Posts: 3900 | Registered: Feb 2008 | From: a new start together
caregiver9000
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Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 8:02 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5906 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
noescape
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Member # 34888
Default  Posted: 9:26 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....

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