lynnm1947
♀ 15300
Member # 15300 |  Posted: 9:43 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013 |     |
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
Posts: 7701 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada |
lieshurt
♀ 14003
Member # 14003 | | Posted: 9:56 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013 | |
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.
Posts: 14021 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston |
painpaingoaway
♀ 27196
Member # 27196 | | Posted: 1:12 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013 | |
Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it! 
me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 34 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Posts: 7187 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South |
caregiver9000
♀ 28622
Member # 28622 | | Posted: 8:02 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013 | |
ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.
Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Posts: 6052 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place |
