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Topic: Smashing joke!
lynnm1947
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Posted: 9:43 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."
Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!
"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked. "Uh, no," he said. She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill. "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?" "No," he said, now really intrigued. "Well, go look in the garage."
Posts: 8576 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada
lieshurt
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14003
Member # 14003
Posted: 9:56 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.
:laugh:
Posts: 14921 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
painpaingoaway
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27196
Member # 27196
Posted: 1:12 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it!
Me, BS, 58
Him, WS 61
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it! :laugh:
Posts: 7192 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South
sad12008
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18179
Member # 18179
Posted: 5:54 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
You can't fill a cup with no bottom.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posts: 4133 | Registered: Feb 2008 | From: a new start together
caregiver9000
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28622
Member # 28622
Posted: 8:02 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.
Me: 45, independent, happy, despite parallel parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 15 DS 12
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posts: 6990 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
noescape
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34888
Member # 34888
Posted: 9:26 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013
and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....
:laugh: and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....
Posts: 739 | Registered: Feb 2012
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