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Topic: Smashing joke!

lynnm1947
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Posted: 9:43 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage."

Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks

Posts: 8747 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Toronto, Canada

lieshurt
♀ 14003
Member # 14003

Posted: 9:56 AM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

A wise woman once said "fuck this shit" and she lived happily ever after.

If you want them to quit stabbing you in the back, then you need to quit handing them the knife.

Posts: 17070 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston

painpaingoaway
♀ 27196
Member # 27196

Posted: 1:12 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

Hahaha! It took me a minute, but I got it!

Me, BS, 58
Him, WS 61
D-Day June 2009
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk

Posts: 7192 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South

sad12008
♀ 18179
Member # 18179

Posted: 5:54 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

You can't fill a cup with no bottom.

Posts: 4195 | Registered: Feb 2008 | From: a new start together

caregiver9000
♀ 28622
Member # 28622

Posted: 8:02 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

ppga, thanks for your bravery because it took me a minute ... maybe two. Definitely took me a second reading, s l o w e r and more deliberate reading.

Me: 45, independent, happy, despite parallel parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 15 DS 12
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 7052 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place

noescape
♂ 34888
Member # 34888

Posted: 9:26 PM, August 1st (Thursday), 2013

and the "wise wife of the year" award goes to....

Posts: 739 | Registered: Feb 2012

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