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click4it posted 8/6/2013 01:15 AM

So my friend and I was going to KFC for some ucky fast food, when I turned into the wrong drive way, which happened to be a car wash.

I said hmmmm my car is VERY dirty and in need of a wash and my friend said she just happened to have a coupon. So, I said ok let me get my car washed. I get out and there is this guy advertising his chiropractic services and said "hey would you ladies like a free 10 min massage?" I said hey why not?

Believe it or not I've never had a massage in my life.

So, here I stick my head in the little pillow thing they had and he starts to massage my neck and shoulders. And he says so how are you enjoying your first massage at a car wash?

I told him honestly, I don't like it that much because its too much pressure for me and my skin is super sensitive.

I have to say he was pretty cute and didn't have a wedding ring on. He gave me his card with his email address because since I didn't live in that area, he could refer me to a chiropractor in my area. I said sure, knowing full well I'm not going to a chiropractor...at least I don't think..although I was intrigued.

I happened to look like hell, but oh well, I got a free massage by a cute guy.

caregiver9000 posted 8/6/2013 01:26 AM

I got nothing. This is the weirdest combo idea ever... IMO.

click4it posted 8/6/2013 01:40 AM

The office he works for is across the street so I guess he figured while people wait for their cars, he would sell his services.

that makes me laugh just saying that.

caregiver9000 posted 8/6/2013 01:43 AM

This post masters the unexpected... Goes from fried chicken to accidental car wash with complimentary massage.

Once upon a time KFC, dirty car, and "happy ending?"

Ok, sorry, that was bad.

click4it posted 8/6/2013 01:47 AM

lmao!

yeah something like that.

Nature_Girl posted 8/6/2013 01:51 AM

I got nothing. This is the weirdest combo idea ever... IMO.

Agreed! And I confess a happy ending crossed my mind, too.

click4it posted 8/6/2013 01:55 AM

hey now...nothing like that.. just an actual OUTSIDE shoulder massage.

caregiver9000 posted 8/6/2013 01:59 AM

Ah, clicky, when you put it out there can you blame us for our twisted thoughts?

snicker... put it out there.

LOVE YA!

click4it posted 8/6/2013 02:01 AM

oh and check this out - earlier in the day I was at another store and I'm looking for a something for my son to drink and this guy comes up next to me and says..."so are you going to buy me a drink?"...I'm like ummmm..."no are you going to buy me one??" he says "aw man I thought you would support your troops and buy me a drink". He was in full uniform. I was like completely taken off guard...and didn't say anything and then felt all bad.

But heck, I'm not buying no man a drink...he can buy me one first!!! Sorry mens.

click4it posted 8/6/2013 02:02 AM

its all good caregiver...I opened myself up for that one.

See there I did it again!

Nature_Girl posted 8/6/2013 02:05 AM

Wait. What? You're at a store and a dude in a uniform comes up to you and asks if you're going to buy him a drink?

I don't get it. What?

We are supposed to buy random men/strangers who are wearing uniforms (which can be purchased/faked) drinks? Since when?

click4it posted 8/6/2013 02:15 AM

The store was right across the street from a Navy/Army/Marine school/office...not quite sure what it is, but I'm pretty sure he was legit. I seen another guy in the store later that day in uniform as well (man I went to a lot of stores today )....but yes I get your point...no we are not supposed to buy random strangers drinks....I'm just stating that I put myself first now and refuse to do anything for a man FIRST. Make sense?

Nature_Girl posted 8/6/2013 02:55 AM

Oh, that makes all kinds of sense to ME!

ninebark posted 8/6/2013 06:53 AM

aw man, the only think I get at KFC Is fat..lol.

EvenKeel posted 8/6/2013 09:49 AM

I can so seeing this becoming a long-term joke with you and your friend:

"Hey...your car looks MIGHTY clean lately....wink-wink"

click4it posted 8/6/2013 13:08 PM

ninebark - I know, I actually hate KFC, but I was over her house and that's
what she wanted to get.

evenkeel - yeah unfortunately this car wash is near my friend's house and not mine which is like 50 mins away.

homewrecked2011 posted 8/6/2013 13:18 PM

Crescita posted 8/6/2013 13:29 PM

It doesn't sound so strange to me. Shoe shine service is really common at car washes, and I've seen massage chairs in the waiting rooms too. They usually charge, but this guy was probably flirting/drumming up business

"so are you going to buy me a drink?"...I'm like ummmm..."no are you going to buy me one??" he says "aw man I thought you would support your troops and buy me a drink". He was in full uniform. I was like completely taken off guard...and didn't say anything and then felt all bad.

I wouldn't feel badly about this. My SO is military and he has said its super bad form to use the uniform to flirt or get things for free, this guy was doing both!

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