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ImNellNow posted 8/7/2013 11:29 AM

Okay, listen, stressy boss person. I get that you work for an overgrown narcissistic tantrum throwing infant. But you signed up to work for that asshole... and asshole don't hide the assholiness, if ya feel me. I get that you feel inadequate to get paid as much as you're paid and manage more people than you have any hope of controlling. So the solution is obviously to micromanage the shit out of everyone. I mean, how else are you--someone who can't control your commas even when you're stone cold sober--to keep actual professional writers from producing decent shit in a timely fucking manner?! Better you should demand to see every goddamn paragraph and then ignore it for fucking weeks so that you can then turn around and bitch about shit being late. But only in emails, NEVER in person! In person, you say things like, "I've heard from some other people in some other department that you suck. But I'm not going to tell you who. But it's not me! I'm just passing on the information." You know, I haven't checked my job description lately, but I'm pretty sure it includes "Send repeated emails to passive-aggressive boss before getting what you need every single goddamn time you want to get any fucking shit done ever. EVER." So, ya know, that's cool.

And I'm fairly certain that the avalanche of people you manage who are quitting their jobs after years and years and years of being productive rock stars has absolutely nothing to do with your fartastic management style, Douchebaggie.

I hope you cry yourself to sleep every single night.


metamorphisis posted 8/7/2013 11:58 AM

Damn. That was good.

tushnurse posted 8/7/2013 12:08 PM


ImNellNow posted 8/7/2013 13:51 PM

Yeah, don't cross the queen, or she will post about you anonymously on a board not even slightly relevant to your life.

Mwah hah hah hah.

lieshurt posted 8/7/2013 13:54 PM

Well done indeed

yewtree posted 8/7/2013 14:49 PM

I need a cigarette after that...


purplejacket4 posted 8/7/2013 15:46 PM

Anyway you could print that off and slip it under a door!

heartbroken_kk posted 8/7/2013 16:37 PM

The topic drew me in, and then the content delivered! WOOT I needed that.

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