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tesla posted 8/10/2013 14:41 PM

I am going to preface this by saying that I have not confirmed this story, I looked to see if there was a news story posted and couldn't find anything.

I suspect it is a crazy ass lie that ex-shat told his dad which his step mom told me this afternoon.

Ex-shat says that while stripper whore was coming out of walmart that she was pushing two carts, one with OC in it and the other full of groceries. Supposedly an SUV was backing out and stripper whore pushed the cart with OC out of the way but not before getting run down herself. Apparently, she ended up underneath the SUV.

If it's true, well, first thank god the OC is ok. And really, I would much rather it be ex-shat under the SUV...I have no problems with stripper whore...because well, she's an unintelligent, illiterate stripper whore...although, maybe it would be best to get her genes out of the gene pool stat.

I'm pretty damn sure this is a's so fucking crazy it would have been in the papers. And yet, I still felt compelled to share.

Tearsoflove posted 8/10/2013 14:49 PM

it's so fucking crazy it would have been in the papers

Not necessarily. If it happened quickly, in a parking lot, and no one was arrested, the news wouldn't even know about it. I've encountered numerous bad accidents in my town that I was sure would be reported on but if the news didn't find out about it, it wasn't in the paper or on the news. Sometimes, they do post things if there is an arrest report but most times, accidents happen and go completely unreported.

It's possible it's a lie but it's also a possible truth. If she was hit by an SUV and ended up under the car, at the very least she should have a few scrapes (especially if she dresses like a stripper whore).

Tearsoflove posted 8/10/2013 14:50 PM

Oh, and don't give up checking your newspaper. Ours sometimes reports on things that there was a police report filed for over a month ago.

IrishLass518 posted 8/10/2013 14:53 PM

My first thought is was Teslet with her when this happened? If so, is he ok? I know you said Asshat picked him up this weekend.

tesla posted 8/10/2013 14:54 PM

Oh shit, I should have said that this supposedly happened last weekend. Teslet was with me.

IrishLass518 posted 8/10/2013 15:00 PM

Ok, so now that we know Teslet is ok.

We also know that if it doesn't happen on a public roadway, police do not have to file a report. Since a grocery parking lot is considered private property, no report may have been filed at all. You may have to take Asshat's word for it and we all know what that is worth.

Amazonia posted 8/10/2013 15:36 PM

What, she fits under an SUV? Somehow I always pictured her as one of those overweight women who wears clothes three sizes too small, with the dental floss g string cutting (literally) across her back a few inches above her unfortunately low cut pants.... Would never have guessed she would fit under a standard SUV.

wifehad5 posted 8/10/2013 17:49 PM

Something like that happened a couple weeks ago in south western MI. They had that one on video, and the lady only had a stroller, and was backed over by a Pontiac Montana Mini van. That could be where he got the idea.

dmari posted 8/10/2013 18:56 PM

I don't know what to say. I want to laugh but I know I shouldn't. Bad dmari.

tryingagain74 posted 8/10/2013 19:13 PM


I'm glad that Teslet wasn't with her.

I don't know what else to say... though I do wonder why she didn't run with the cart that had the OC in it instead of staying with the groceries...

[This message edited by tryingagain74 at 7:13 PM, August 10th (Saturday)]

SBB posted 8/10/2013 21:25 PM

Who the fuck pushes two shopping carts around. Don't they make them all fancy these days with the kid seat in the front of the cart?

Maybe she hasn't worked out that functionality of shopping carts.

True or not I'll join you in wishing it was ex-shat instead.

newlysingle posted 8/10/2013 21:57 PM

I must be truly evil, because I'm snickering over here. I'm also glad it wasn't OC, but I can just sort of envision her bleach blonde hair sticking out from under the SUV.

And seriously, why do all bad things happen in the Walmart parking lot? Kidnappings , car jackings, child abuse, it never ends.

Unfortunately, OW and STBX only wear high end designer clothing (all bought on credit) and wouldn't be caught dead at Walmart. If there is a karma SUV headed there way it is bound to only happen at Walmart.

PurpleRose posted 8/10/2013 22:02 PM

So has this been proven to be true yet? I'm dying to know if it really happened or if he fabricated it in his liquor-infused brain.

I need to know if I can laugh because its a lie and he is pathetic, or because she is truly an idiot who got run over in the Walmart parking lot.

sparkysable posted 8/11/2013 17:03 PM

How the hell does someone even try to push 2 carts? That part of it sounds suspicious to me. I don't even feel like it can be done. *contemplatingtryingitnexttimeiamatastore

[This message edited by sparkysable at 6:47 PM, August 11th (Sunday)]

Feeling Consumed posted 8/11/2013 18:05 PM

I'm not sure this is the correct response to someone getting run over by an SUV, but......

If it's true, it couldn't have happened to a better person... well except for bitchwad OW my stupid ex took off with!

Nature_Girl posted 8/11/2013 18:13 PM

I'm awaiting confirmation that this event took place.

tesla posted 8/11/2013 19:34 PM

Sooooooo...I go to pick Teslet up from the bowels of chaos. Pull up and there is stripper whore, in a strapless tiny outfit, smoking a cig. OC is sitting in one of those baby containment devices on the top step (think oc is about 9 months old), Teslet is on one of the steps and she has Mosley sitting beside her.

*IF* she was under an SUV a week ago, there is not a scratch on her. And with how skimpy she dresses, there would be a scrape somewhere. I got a chance to pet Mosley...first time since he was stolen...he's at least 30 pounds overweight and needs to have his undercoat brushed out. Poor guy.

On the way home, Teslet said nothing about the supposed accident. But he did say dad was sick all weekend so stripper whore took him out to the movies. Poor Teslet, he was so quiet on the way home which is very unusual for him.

I'm not buying the under the SUV thing at this point. Although I don't really understand why he would tell such a crazy lie. The guy has most likely just lost it. I learned something else that is going to get him in a world of pain with the courts if it proves to be true...but I'll wait to post that lovely little gem until I get confirmation from my lawyer hopefully by tomorrow or Tuesday.

nowiknow23 posted 8/11/2013 19:36 PM

***pulling up a chair and starting the popcorn maker***

caregiver9000 posted 8/11/2013 19:40 PM

**grabbing a chair next to Nik... I've got beverages.

Threnody posted 8/11/2013 19:44 PM

I'm getting out the margarita machine. Someone bring ice?

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