I know this is mean of me but I coudln't help myself from laughing this weekend.
We were at my sisters for the weekend and my BIL offered to go get my mom some coffe from Tim Horton's as no one in the house drinks coffee. DS pipes up to his cousin.
"My dad has to have coffee every morning or he is cranky." He paused a minute and then said "well he's actually cranky all the time , but he's worse without his coffee."
I love that boy.