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abbycadabby posted 8/13/2013 13:03 PM

I came across this and thought it was appropriate for all us spider haters...

[This message edited by abbycadabby at 1:26 PM, August 13th (Tuesday)]

Aubrie posted 8/13/2013 13:18 PM

My only question...why my shower? Can't it go to the neighbors!?!?

Jrazz posted 8/13/2013 13:24 PM

I swear this is the imaginary convo I have with spiders every day.

Tred posted 8/13/2013 13:25 PM

Can't it go to the neighbors

You do know that the spider/shower ratio doesn't favor the showers? Poor little guy has to go somewhere.

Aubrie posted 8/13/2013 13:30 PM

You do know that the spider/shower ratio doesn't favor the showers?

Yeah I know. QS and I went camping last summer and he sneaked me into the men's bathhouse so I could shower safely while he killed spiders. He's such a hero. I swear there were at least 10 daddy long legs in there.

I keep my bathroom bug bombed so the chances of spiders in our personal shower are diminished.

[This message edited by Aubrie84 at 1:31 PM, August 13th (Tuesday)]

purplejacket4 posted 8/13/2013 13:36 PM

I like spiders unless:
1) they are poisonous (brown recluse and black widows here)
2) they are huge
3) they are anywhere near me

caregiver9000 posted 8/13/2013 13:39 PM

With spiders, the word huge is relative. Like, if I can SEE it, it is pretty dang huge. Those tiny imaginary sized spiders don't really count.

abbycadabby posted 8/13/2013 13:40 PM

jo2love posted 8/13/2013 14:11 PM

Love the cute kitty!

TrustNoOne posted 8/13/2013 14:11 PM

I'm absolutely sure that spiders are simply....misunderstood and really just want to connect with the human species and build warm loving interpersonal relationships.


.......are you kidding me?! They are out to annialiate us!!

Unagie posted 8/13/2013 15:33 PM

Ummm can I has that kitty!?

nowiknow23 posted 8/13/2013 16:41 PM

Cute scaredy cat!

Aubrie - I can totally tolerate daddy long legs, but can't hold myself together around spiders. Whole 'nother thing.

kernel posted 8/13/2013 17:16 PM

I think they would say "Welcome to my web. Let's talk about dinner." Not a conversation I want to have.

DragnHeart posted 8/13/2013 18:39 PM

Is it weird that I talk to the little spider residing in our downstairs bathroom?

When I was doing a quick paint job in there I actually asked him to move for me so I could paint he did.

I guess it goes well with me talking to my wild hummingbird pets. I talk when they are at the feeder. I give them a scolding like a mom when they fight over the feeder and it's funny. Today four of them started and as I ducked I gave them a scolding. Two of them stopped and hovered above me like they were listening.

I honestly think my bathroom spider listens to me as well...

SurprisinglyOkay posted 8/13/2013 18:52 PM

I totally talk to spiders too....

Coax them into cups for removal. Thank them for a job well done.

Complement them on how beautiful they are.

We have some REALLY cool spiders hanging out around our house this year.

caregiver9000 posted 8/13/2013 19:19 PM

You can have your own show on Animal Planet: The Spider Whisperer. Now if they start talking back by writing things in the web... PLEASE don't tell me!

DragnHeart posted 8/13/2013 20:47 PM

The zig zag pattern in the web of the spider wh captured last night was amazing. Perfect. Ok not words but still cool.


nowiknow23 posted 8/13/2013 22:41 PM

Ok not words but still cool.
So the spider was snoring in it's web?


click4it posted 8/13/2013 23:42 PM

did you record my conversation once?

DragnHeart posted 8/14/2013 08:40 AM

So the spider was snoring in it's web?

I nearly spit my coffee

Perhaps that's what he was trying to tell us. I am sleeping!!! Leave. Me. Alone...

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