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tesla posted 8/14/2013 17:41 PM

I'm going to end up gnawing my tongue off...

Received from ex-shat:

fyi at (location) some child five years old fell into a sinkhole and almost died. this is the first time a sinkhole has appeared at the beach so its worrisome. he could spend a week in the hospital because they're so much sand and stuff in his lungs. might be a good idea to steer clear the beachuntil they get it figured out.

well, asshole, I think it might be a good idea to steer clear of leaving your child in the care of stripper whores, letting him play outside with no (or little) supervision, smoking cigarettes and possibly other shit in front of him. Oh, what about this, steer clear of being late or *forgetting* you have visitation. Steer clear of being a fucking disney dad. Steer clear of shoving your son into your life and remaining uninterested in his.

fyi idiot: that sinkhole happened over a month ago. The park is closed indefinetely until they figure out if this is something that is going to continue. The boy, thankfully, has been released and is expected to make a full recovery.

late to the party again, fucker.

Yes, Teslet and I hike out in those areas. You think I've been out there since then? Nope.

If, SI, you tell me that I have to acknowledge this idiot about his concern, I will. But my inclination is very, very strongly to crickets.

Nature_Girl posted 8/14/2013 17:44 PM

Can you simply reply, "K" ?

Grace and Flowers posted 8/14/2013 17:51 PM

Nah, he just said "FYI"...there was no question, right? I'd ignore, myself.

I've got a "late to the party" WXH...always sending me stuff that might be useful for our son (medical info) that is so old it's laughable. Unless he asks a direct question....just crickets from me.

Bloomsday posted 8/14/2013 17:55 PM

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.

Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

phmh posted 8/14/2013 17:59 PM

I say crickets to this, but that's pretty much my standard response to everything :)

CheaterMagnet posted 8/14/2013 18:00 PM

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

Crescita posted 8/14/2013 18:01 PM

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

Bwhahahahahahaha

dmari posted 8/14/2013 18:09 PM

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby. Funniest shit ever!!!

tesla, crickets to him.

nowiknow23 posted 8/14/2013 18:09 PM

nowiknow23 posted 8/14/2013 18:10 PM

ps: what a maroon.

tesla posted 8/14/2013 18:15 PM

Remind him about the dingo that ate a baby.
Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.



OMG!!! Can I please send that to him??? pleasepleasepleaseplease??

Ok, I'm backing away from the fucking hysterical response. Thanks for the laugh, Bloomsday!

SBB posted 8/14/2013 18:23 PM

Maybe he should steer clear of Australia until they get it figured out.

Oh send him over - please! I'd love to randomly bitch slap him before he even gets out of the airport.

He is such a sinkhole. Let the fucker fill his sinkhole with crickets.

peridot posted 8/14/2013 19:14 PM

I dare you to send it to him,lmao!

Not really, crickets is best.

Griefstricken25 posted 8/14/2013 19:21 PM

Total crickets. Way to attempt "the concerned parent" look.

kernel posted 8/14/2013 20:40 PM

What a bozo. Crickets, yep.

LOL at the dingo reference!

tryingagain74 posted 8/14/2013 21:21 PM

*snort*

I would totally ignore that. Talk about way after the fact! Is this his pathetic, half-baked attempt at parenting?

Ex-shat, you are a DOPE!

PurpleRose posted 8/14/2013 22:06 PM

I can always count on S&d for a much needed laugh!!

Pass posted 8/14/2013 22:42 PM

I don't think it would be breaking any of the rules of NC if just this once you sent him a cheerful little response of "Blow me".

Honestly, what could be the harm?

SBB posted 8/15/2013 00:04 AM

Honestly, what could be the harm?

Like an annual NC loyalty bonus?

I like it.

Except that it pets the drama llama and makes these muppets feel mues important.

No ego kibbles for you xshat. NC is the ultimate 'blow me'.


[This message edited by StrongButBroken at 12:09 AM, August 15th (Thursday)]

Kajem posted 8/15/2013 03:05 AM

Tesla a sinkhole opened at a resort near Disney this week. Maybe he should stay away from WDW.

At least your info's current.

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