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BrokenRoad posted 8/17/2013 06:47 AM

Post your rhetorical ponderings here.

Why is it when I eat everything in the house, the next morning I'm starving? Where was this metabolism when I'm trying to lose weight?

aesir posted 8/17/2013 06:50 AM

Why is it when I saw this title I thought it would be yet another thread complaining about all the other threads about spiders?

kernel posted 8/17/2013 07:14 AM

Why is it that I spend the whole work week crawling out of bed with the promise of a sleep-in on Saturday, and on Saturday I am wide awake at the crack of dawn???

metamorphisis posted 8/17/2013 07:46 AM

Why is it puppies and children are more excited to see you at 5:30 in the morning than any other time of day?

I mean really. I am just as exciting at noon. Let's move these love fests up a few hours to a respectable time

Sad in AZ posted 8/17/2013 08:03 AM

Why is it that the more yarn I have, the less I feel like knitting? I could stock a warehouse at this point...

BrokenRoad posted 8/17/2013 08:39 AM

Why is it when I walk into the kitchen I suddenly have an animal audience? Are they learning to cook?

Jrazz posted 8/17/2013 10:27 AM

Why is it that DD3 only gets sick or sleepless when I have plans the next day?

Rebreather posted 8/17/2013 11:14 AM

Why is it that no matter how often I brush my dogs, they leave hair everywhere. Why aren't they naked by now?

meaniemouse posted 8/17/2013 16:49 PM

Why is it that every single time I go to the bathroom my dog wants to come in, put his front paws up on my knees and have a little snuggle?

DragnHeart posted 8/17/2013 17:18 PM

Why is it that that regardless of the type, if it has corn in the title it's going to end in an intimate night spent with my dental floss?

Clarrissa posted 8/17/2013 18:08 PM

Why is it that Sad won't let me take some of that yarn off her hands?

click4it posted 8/17/2013 18:11 PM

Why is it puppies and children are more excited to see you at 5:30 in the morning than any other time of day?
I mean really. I am just as exciting at noon. Let's move these love fests up a few hours to a respectable time
yep, can relate.

love this thread

why is it that when I have the time to do things, there is nothing to do?

DragnHeart posted 8/17/2013 20:13 PM

why is it that when I have the time to do things, there is nothing to do?

Why is it that when I have a thousand things to do there just isn't enough time

Or

Why is it my knee gives out on the one day I had planned on doing so much and by doctors instruction I must sit with my leg up...

BrokenRoad posted 8/17/2013 21:55 PM

Why is it that 75 degrees is warm and cozy during the day but when it's at night, i'm reaching for my sweater?

Tred posted 8/17/2013 22:00 PM

Why emcee A?

click4it posted 8/17/2013 22:45 PM

Why is it that I don't know what emcee A is?

Clarrissa posted 8/17/2013 23:25 PM

::whispers:: clicky, I think maybe Tred was asking why emcee A was chosen to well.... emcee... A is not a what but a who....


::tiptoes out::

DragnHeart posted 8/17/2013 23:48 PM

Why is it that when i go out, dressed to the nines, hair done up, makeup perfect, i don't see one person from my past BUT when I am wearing paint stained jeans, hair in a loose pony tail, look like I have been dragged backwards through a swamp, it's a bloody high school reunion?????

click4it posted 8/17/2013 23:51 PM

clarissa, I still have no clue what you just said..

dragn - omg, I know!!! Never fails!!

little turtle posted 8/18/2013 00:05 AM

Click, I think Tred was really saying, "YMCA" but in question format.

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