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Topic: Skeered myself tonight...
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purplejacket4
♀ 34262
Member # 34262 |  Posted: 11:13 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013 |     |
So I have four dogs. That's a lot of poop. And the two puppies are poop eaters. So tonight I decided to go scoop the poop but I waited too late and it was dark. Being the former Girl Scout that I am I have a headlamp.
Ya know how if you shine a light into another person or animals eyes it will reflect back? Well, I'm out starting to scoop and I see all this "glitter" in the grass. "What's this?" I say. I bend over to get a closer look.... and it's a big ass hairy spider with all it's damn eyes! I start looking around and there are HUNDREDS of them out in the yard at dusk! Watching me. Watching them. I have never scooped so damn fast. Shudder!!  [This message edited by purplejacket4 at 11:14 PM, August 17th (Saturday)]
Me: BS 45
Her: fWS 48 (same sex partner)
Together: 18 years now (both MDs)
OW: meh so what 40s PhD
DD1: 10/30/11EA; DD2: 11/10/11 Had ONS; TT until 12/26/11; broke NC 6/12; NC again 7/12; R-ish
Posts: 2414 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Great Southwest |
DragnHeart
♀ 32122
Member # 32122 |  Posted: 11:40 PM, August 17th (Saturday), 2013 | |
Wow!!! Ok all you people with spidy night crawlers are lucky!!!
No spiders eyes here. Nope. I go outside and I either have a zillion cats staring at me OR....
Have to avoid the SKUNK!!!
Oh and I read "skeered" as Skewered. Lol. Glad it was only spiders.
Posts: 3997 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada |
SBB
♀ 35229
Member # 35229 | | Posted: 2:18 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Note to self: lock self in at dusk.
I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!
Posts: 5778 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia |
jrc1963
♀ 26531
Member # 26531 | | Posted: 6:19 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Yikes!
Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"
Posts: 24943 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida |
Sad in AZ
♀ 24239
Member # 24239 | | Posted: 6:50 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
That would have been so grotesquely cool! 
May your 2015 be more FUCK YEAH! than fuck this
Posts: 20769 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY |
BrokenRoad
♀ 15334
Member # 15334 | | Posted: 9:19 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
DAMMIT! Another spider thread.
{Him}FBH - 43 (WifeHad5)
{Me} FWW - 44
2 kids 7 & 12
Reconciled :)
Beauty and folly are old companions.--Benjamin Franklin
Posts: 10885 | Registered: Jul 2007 | From: Midwest |
DragnHeart
♀ 32122
Member # 32122 | | Posted: 9:29 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
DAMMIT! Another spider thread.
At least there's no pictures 
Posts: 3997 | Registered: May 2011 | From: Canada |
caregiver9000
♀ 28622
Member # 28622 | | Posted: 11:28 AM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
DAMMIT! Another spider thread.
I know! It's like the forum name should be
Fun & Games & Spiders
Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012
Posts: 6017 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place |
painpaingoaway
♀ 27196
Member # 27196 | | Posted: 1:58 PM, August 18th (Sunday), 2013 | |
Note to self: lock self in at dusk. me too!
Did you still scoop the poop or did you run inside screaming?
me BS female 56/him WS 59
Married 34 years
D-day July 09/he gave me his slut's STD
Watch my movie: "My wayward husband's adventures in STD land":
Episode 1: youtu.be/9Jv0-d_CdYc
Episode 2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tz822H82Gk
Posts: 7187 | Registered: Jan 2010 | From: Coastal South |
TrulyReconciled
♂ 3031
Member # 3031 | | Posted: 9:46 AM, August 19th (Monday), 2013 | |
Who you gonna call?
"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."
Posts: 21755 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o) |
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