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purplejacket4 posted 8/17/2013 23:13 PM

So I have four dogs. That's a lot of poop. And the two puppies are poop eaters. So tonight I decided to go scoop the poop but I waited too late and it was dark. Being the former Girl Scout that I am I have a headlamp.

Ya know how if you shine a light into another person or animals eyes it will reflect back? Well, I'm out starting to scoop and I see all this "glitter" in the grass. "What's this?" I say. I bend over to get a closer look.... and it's a big ass hairy spider with all it's damn eyes! I start looking around and there are HUNDREDS of them out in the yard at dusk! Watching me. Watching them. I have never scooped so damn fast. Shudder!!

[This message edited by purplejacket4 at 11:14 PM, August 17th (Saturday)]

DragnHeart posted 8/17/2013 23:40 PM

Wow!!! Ok all you people with spidy night crawlers are lucky!!!

No spiders eyes here. Nope. I go outside and I either have a zillion cats staring at me OR....

Have to avoid the SKUNK!!!

Oh and I read "skeered" as Skewered. Lol. Glad it was only spiders.

SBB posted 8/18/2013 02:18 AM

Note to self: lock self in at dusk.

jrc1963 posted 8/18/2013 06:19 AM

Yikes!

Sad in AZ posted 8/18/2013 06:50 AM

That would have been so grotesquely cool!

BrokenRoad posted 8/18/2013 09:19 AM

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

DragnHeart posted 8/18/2013 09:29 AM

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

At least there's no pictures

caregiver9000 posted 8/18/2013 11:28 AM

DAMMIT! Another spider thread.

I know! It's like the forum name should be

Fun & Games & Spiders

painpaingoaway posted 8/18/2013 13:58 PM

Note to self: lock self in at dusk.

Did you still scoop the poop or did you run inside screaming?

TrulyReconciled posted 8/19/2013 09:46 AM

Who you gonna call?